Tearmoon Empire Vol 1
Table of Contents
Part 1: The Princess and the Guillotine
Chapter 1: Starting at the Guillotine
Chapter 2: Things Mia Hates and Voices from the Past
Chapter 5: An Adorable Way to Show Loyalty
Chapter 6: Princess Mia... Gets Off Her Butt
Chapter 7: Princess Mia... Puts on a Smug Grin
Chapter 9: Prediction/Bloody Diary
Chapter 11: A Great Leader Bestowed Upon Us by the
Heavens (Note: A Terrible Misunderstanding)
Chapter 12: The Stench of a Plague
Chapter 13: The Secret of the Hairpin
Chapter 15: Princess Mia... Attains Enlightenment
Chapter 16: The Unfinished Novel
Chapter 17: The Princess Chronicles of Saint Mia
Chapter 18: A Winter Day’s Promise
Chapter 20: Squandering Sweat and Blood
Chapter 21: Princess Mia... Sows the Seeds
Chapter 22: Princess Mia used Verbal Assault!
Tiona... Regained Health?!
Chapter 23: The Cast Assembles...
Chapter 25: The Secret to Beauty
Chapter 26: The Daughter of the Duke of Belluga
Chapter 27: An Army Ten Thousand Strong
Chapter 28: Wisdom and Strategist and Council of
Love
Chapter 29: Operation Handkerchief Drop
Chapter 31: Princess Mia... Appears in All Her Glory
Chapter 32: Saint, Schemer, or Seductress?
Chapter 37: A Maid Behind the Scenes
Chapter 38: A Maid Behind the Scenes — Outcome
Chapter 39: Princess Mia... Hits Peak Mental
Performance!
Chapter 42: Princess Mia Tries Joining a Club
Chapter 44: A Subtle Misunderstanding
Chapter 45: Princess Mia is No Loner
Chapter 47: Lunchbox Arrangements
Chapter 48: Anne’s Ingenious Idea
Chapter 49: Princess Mia... Hits Peak Mental
Performance! (2)
Chapter 50: Keithwood Also Hits Peak Mental
Performance!
Chapter 51: Keithwood’s Culinary Class
Chapter 52: Princess Mia... Feels Her Heart Flutter!
Chapter 53: Behold! The Horse-Shaped Sandwich!
Chapter 54: The Swordsmanship Tournament: Abel’s
Battle
Chapter 55: A Lunch Adventure... You Can Cry,
Keithwood
Chapter 56: The Swordsmanship Tournament 2: Grand
Finals
Chapter 57: The True Essence of Princess Mia —
Keithwood’s Delusion
Chapter 58: The Swordsmanship Tournament 3: Promise
of a Rematch
Chapter 59: The Dreams and Memories of a
Cold-Stricken Mia
Short Story: Princess Mia... Finds Friendship
Through Mutual (Mis-?)Understanding
Chapter 1: Starting at the Guillotine
The sky was soaked in the crimson light of the
setting sun that glared angrily from the horizon onto the Grand Square of the
Imperial City. At the center of this famed square loomed a guillotine, its
crude and rusty blade dripping red.
The sole Princess of the Tearmoon Empire, Mia
Luna Tearmoon, stood before the deadly instrument and gazed blankly at her
surroundings. Voices assaulted her ears, sharp and relentless. They were full
of fury and malice, attacking and condemning her with words that cut deep into
her heart.
“...How? How did it come to this?”
Why, she wondered, did she — Princess of the
proud Tearmoon Empire — have to suffer such a terrible fate? Was it because
when she was told there was no bread, she laughed and said to let them eat
meat? Was it because when her advances had been rebuffed, she’d vented her
frustration by slapping her rival, the daughter of a poor noble? Was it because
when she was brought a dish that contained ambermoon tomatoes, which are disgusting, she’d fired the cook on the spot?
She continued to ponder the matter —
ostensibly oblivious to the fact that she’d pretty much answered her own
question — as she looked at the masses of people and the hatred that filled
their expressions.
At the front of the crowd was a young man who,
with his silver hair and refined air, cut a striking figure as he gave
instructions to the surrounding soldiers. He was Sion Sol Sunkland, Crown
Prince of the Kingdom of Sunkland. To his side stood a young girl of equal
presence. Known as the Saint of Tearmoon, she was the daughter of a poor noble
who ruled a remote domain near the edge of the empire. With Sion’s help, she
had started a revolution to save the people from their suffering. She was Teona
Rudolvon, whose own scorn had once ignited the flames of Mia’s hatred... But
now, those flames had sputtered and died, leaving nothing but ashes of
emptiness and resignation.
“How... did it come to this...”
The same words trickled weakly from Mia’s
lips. Soon enough, a soldier walked up behind her and forced her to her knees.
She looked up and saw her hands being forced against the semi-circles carved
into a coarse plank of wood. Then the top half was slammed down to keep its
condemned captive in place. The crude surface bit into her skin, leaving
painful splinters.
“How... did it come to this...”
The third utterance of her question was met
with a reply.
“It’s for the sake of the empire. Now, be a
good princess and die.”
She looked up to find the soldier who’d
brought her here looking down at her, his eyes cold and hostile. They were eyes
that wished for her death. Something seized her from the inside. A chill of
terror ran up her spine, but it failed to find her head. The heavy blade of
iron had already fallen.
There was a dull thump, and the world began to
spin...
A well-used diary, the only personal article
she had been allowed, fell to the ground. Slowly, its tattered pages began to
turn the color of the blood-red sky.
Thus did Mia Luna Tearmoon die.
That was how the dream went.
“Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
Mia screamed. It was a scream that was a tad
lacking in the refinement that would befit a princess of the empire.
“M-M-M-My head! My head my head my head my
heaaaaaad!”
She frantically patted her own head, checking every
angle and surface to make sure it was all there. And then she checked again.
Just to be sure.
I-It’s there! I’m fine. I’m all right.
Next, she nervously looked down at her body.
The stiff, ragged cloth that had covered her was nowhere to be found, instead
replaced by a lavish nightgown made of a fine material that was lovely to
touch. It was soft, comfy, and almost excessively frilly. Her skin, once marred
by scars big and small, was again smooth and unblemished. She held up her
hands. They were smaller than they’d been in her... dream.
As though they belonged to a child...
Still feeling rather heavy in the head, she
slowly got out of bed and walked in front of the full length mirror. When she
peered into it, her blue eyes went wide with surprise. Her argent hair was
neatly trimmed to shoulder length, and her cheeks glowed with the faint pink of
health. The girl looking back at her was the spitting image of her when she was
just eleven or twelve. Back then, the empire yet boasted an affluence and prosperity
that was nearly unmatched in all the continent...
How terribly strange. I recall being twenty years
old...
She frowned.
I was seventeen when they caught me trying to
escape... and confined me to a dungeon for three years... and...
Memories of those torturous days resurfaced
one after another. She remembered the anguish. The crying. She recalled the
sensation of the dungeon’s stiff stone floor and the cold dampness of her
blanket. The sudden flashbacks were bewildering. She felt confused, but more
than that, she felt deeply relieved.
“...O-Oh ho ho. H-How terribly obvious.” She
giggled loudly to herself, as if she was trying to laugh off the nightmare.
“N-None of that ever happened. How could it? What a silly dream. Childish in
every way. And how silly of me to have had it.”
She kept laughing and laughing, so desperate
to fill the room with something other than silence that she didn’t realize one,
very simple, fact: real children don’t think of their nightmares as childish.
Then, out of the corner of her eye, she saw something near her pillow.
“...Oh?”
She frowned curiously at the odd object. Upon
closer inspection, she found it to be an old diary. In fact, it was her diary. She recognized the cover. It was the one she’d
been using since she was ten. For some reason though, it looked much older than
that. Its pages were aged and ragged and... Why was it covered in dark stains?
It looked exactly like the diary she saw in
her dream right before waking up. She reached out a trembling hand and touched
the discolored book.
Slowly, ever so slowly, she flipped open the
cover to reveal a page soaked through in something dark and red. It was filled
from top to bottom with bitter scribblings that matched her dream word for
word. They described her long and harrowing experience in vivid detail, from
her agony in the dungeon to her terror of the guillotine.
“Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
Mia screamed again. Then, her eyes rolling
back, she fainted on the bed right then and there.
Chapter 2: Things Mia Hates and Voices from the Past
Even after regaining consciousness, Mia
continued to lie in bed, her limbs splayed sloppily across its surface.
“I feel... terribly ill.”
She had no appetite, and her lunch remained
untouched. Her mind was occupied by the nightmare. She wanted to believe it was
a nightmare. However, the vivid intensity of the memories and the existence of
the bloody diary suggested otherwise.
“Ugh...”
She groaned and rolled from one side of the
bed to the other. Then, she groaned again and rolled back. All the while, she
kept thinking and thinking. She thought long and hard.
For a whole thirty minutes.
“I feel... terribly hungry.”
Her stomach growled. Barely an hour had passed
since she’d turned down lunch.
“Ah-hah,” she said with a dainty clap. “I remember
hearing that sweets are good for thinking about things.”
Having had what was undoubtedly an excellent
idea, her face lit up as she quickly hopped off the bed and scampered out the
door.
The emperor’s family, Mia included, lived in a
castle known as the Whitemoon Palace. Its halls were adorned with green, gold,
and white moonstone, while lavish ornaments lined the walls. She walked through
it, taking in the sights. It was an empire at the peak of its opulence, but,
she knew, on the brink of decline.
Eventually, she came to one of the castle’s
four dining rooms, the White Night Dining Hall. In the large room was a man; he
gave her a puzzled look.
“Why, if it isn’t Princess Mia. What might I
do for you, Your Highness?”
He was a bear of a man with a thick, fluffy
beard. Mia’s eyes widened a little in surprise as she recognized him
immediately.
I do recall... that this man is the head chef
whom I fired.
On the day of her fourteenth birthday, she’d
fired the head chef who kept bringing her vegetables that she hated.
“That would be two years from now...”
“Um, pardon me?”
“Oh, it’s nothing much. I feel hungry, so I
would like to have some snacks prepared. Some moonberry pie would be
marvelous.”
The head cook frowned and shook his head.
“I beg your pardon, but I cannot bring Your
Highness snacks so close to lunch.”
There was a nostalgic ring to his words that
made Mia smile in spite of herself. It occurred to her that he was the only one
who ever refused her wishes like this. The chef who replaced him simply cooked
whatever Mia ordered. And in the end, that got boring. Getting her way each and
every time was, after a while, tedious.
“Ah, well, if so, the leftovers from lunch
will be fine. Would you be so kind as to bring those please?”
“Huh?”
For some reason, the head chef stared at her
in shock.
“Yes?”
“Uh, nothing. Pardon me. I shall bring them
right away.”
Before long, an assortment of food was brought
before her. There was some bread that gave off a sweet, subtle aroma; a stew
made with a generous amount of seasonal vegetables; a long piece of marinated
rouge salmon; and a fruit bowl.
“Ah, how wonderfully nostalgic,” she said as
she gazed down the table of food.
In particular, the vegetable stew caught her
eye. She felt a wry smile creep across her lips as she dug her spoon in. There
they were, mixed in with all the other ingredients. The ambermoon tomatoes that
she hated.
I could never stand their sourness.
She held up her spoon and regarded the chunk
of ambermoon tomato on it.
I must say though, this does look somewhat
appetizing.
Just then, a memory flashed, bringing back to
her the food she’d been forced to eat in the dungeon. She remembered the bread;
stale, moldy, and so hard that it hurt her teeth. It had tasted like sand in
her mouth. Time and again, her throat would close up, refusing to swallow
another bite. At times, they would bring her stew. It was always murky and
gray, but the reason why remained a mystery to her. The only things that passed
for vegetables in it were grassy weeds, which were deeply unpalatable. She
didn’t mind the taste though, she really didn’t, she just wished it didn’t make
her stomach hurt for days on end. While she’d heard about the ongoing famine
and how it left people with nothing to eat, she’d come to believe that her
treatment was the result of spite rather than necessity. She even had proof;
after hearing that she hated ambermoon tomatoes, there were days when they had
fed her nothing but.
How terribly unpleasant that was...
She could still recall how raw it smelled when
they’d held it up to her nose. And when they forced her mouth open and pushed
it down her throat, she’d retched from its sour bitterness. She shivered. The
memory gave her goosebumps.
Pulling herself out those thoughts, she
returned her gaze to the ambermoon tomato on her spoon.
Compared to the ones back then, this seems to
almost glow...
She’d intended to leave it uneaten, but
curiosity got the better of her and she put the piece in her mouth.
Immediately, her eyes snapped open.
“Chef! Someone summon the chef! Now!”
The maid she’d shouted at jumped and asked in
a trembling voice, “Y-Your Highness? Is something the matter?”
“Just bring the head chef here!”
The head chef, having heard the sudden
commotion, quickly appeared.
“Was something... not to Your Highness’s
liking?” he said with a nervous smile. His cheek twitched a little.
“What... is this?”
Mia held her spoon up to the head chef’s nose.
On it was a piece of ambermoon tomato.
“Well, this is... a stew... made with seasonal
vegetables...”
The way his eyes wandered suggested he was
feigning ignorance. Mia, however, was having none of it.
“Allow me to rephrase. What,” she said,
pushing the spoon even closer toward the chef’s face, “is this vegetable?”
The chef was a good deal taller than Mia, so
she had to stand on her tiptoes and stretch her arm upward to properly brandish
the item in question. At first, he simply stared at the spoon. Eventually, the
realization that Mia was not backing off deflated him. He hung his head and
said in a defeated tone, “I believe... it is an ambermoon tomato, Your
Highness.”
The maids around him cast worried glances his
way.
“Never! This... This is an ambermoon tomato?”
She stared in disbelief at the object on her
spoon. Her hand shook a little as she slowly brought it to her mouth. There was
a mild sweetness hidden within its tangy but refreshing taste. Stewed to just
the right softness, it melted on her tongue and left behind only its exquisite
flavor, which lingered in her mouth.
Something stirred in her.
She brought another spoonful of stew to her
mouth, and then another, her motions slow and trance-like. Memories came
flooding back. She remembered the acerbity, the raw bitterness. But none of it
was there. Each gulp was a piquant juxtaposition of past and present — of
recollection and reality. She reached for the bread and took a small bite. A
soft aroma, sweet and fresh, filled her nose. For a moment, the whole world
seemed to come to a stop with a transfixing silence. Then, a trembling sigh
escaped her lips, and the spell was broken.
“Was bread... always this soft?”
Something hit the table with a gentle spatter.
She blinked and looked down. A spot was wet. Only then did she notice the tears
running down her cheeks.
“Y-Your Highness! What seems to be the matter?
Is there a problem with my cooking?” asked the head chef, panic evident in his
voice.
Mia turned to him to respond, but with her
cheeks full of food, she produced little more than a series of indecipherable
noises. Furthermore, she choked on a piece in the process and went red in the
face as she wildly flailed her limbs about. Only after exhibiting copious
amounts of unprincess-like behavior, along with one of her equally panicked
maids bringing her water, did the commotion finally cease.
“That was most satisfying, chef. Your skills
are commendable.”
She smiled at the head chef, who was fidgeting
nervously.
“I am greatly honored, Your Highness. However,
as the stew today was cooked with the intention of bringing out the natural
flavor of its ingredients, I cannot in good faith take credit for its
palatability.”
“Oh? Is that so? But, hm... Take for example,
then, the ambermoon tomato. Did it not have a more pungent flavor? I do
remember it being rather disagreeable,” she said, recalling the ones she was
forced to eat in the dungeon. Those were hard, bitter, and sometimes literally
rotten. They were absolutely terrible.
“Ah, well...” The head chef smiled as he
rubbed his chin. “Cooked improperly, ambermoon tomatoes can indeed end up
tasting as Your Highness describes. However, these have been stewed for three
days straight. So long as the right amount of heat is used, they can be
prepared by just about anyone.”
“My, how curious. If they are such trouble to
prepare though, can we not simply avoid eating them altogether...?”
“Absolutely not. That would put the health of
Your Highness at risk. For us servants, ensuring the nutrition of the royal
family is as important a duty as any.”
The head chef pressed his hand to his chest
and gave a deep bow. Mia had always taken such shows of deference for granted,
assuming it was the natural way of things. It wasn’t though. Not at all. After
the revolution brought about the empire’s downfall and her own personal ruin,
almost no one showed her even a morsel of concern, much less deference. She
knew this now and allowed her lips to curl up into a tender smile.
“How terribly considerate of you. Know that I
am most grateful for your efforts.”
“...Huh?”
Hearing honest gratitude from Mia left the
head chef in a state of absolute shock. With his mouth agape, he took a few
unsteady steps backward, reeling from the impact of what he’d just heard. Never
did he imagine he’d receive such kind words from the willful princess.
...At this point, it shouldn’t be very hard to
infer the way Mia usually behaved.
The chef stared at Mia with the kind of
wide-eyed bewilderment usually reserved for feats of apparent magic where, for
example, a person somehow flew thirty feet into the air. After multiple blinks
of disbelief, he finally managed a reply.
“I-I’m... I’m honored, Your Highness.”
It wasn’t much, but it was something. He
scratched his chin as if the praise left him abashed, and added, “O-Of course,
it might simply be an issue of cost... These foods prepared today were of the
finest quality and would cost about a month’s pay for common folk.”
“My, is that so?”
Talks of cost and price never made much sense
to Mia. Having been utterly spoiled in her upbringing, she’d lived a life of
luxury wherein a simple glance from her was enough to have her every wish
fulfilled. She neither knew nor cared about how much her meals and lifestyle
cost, or how much money a commoner made in a month. As a result, it would be
natural for her to ignore the head chef’s comment.
But she didn’t.
Do you have any idea how much it costs to feed
you royals?
An accusatory voice echoed in her mind. She
jumped a little and looked around.
Wh-What in the moons?! Who was...
The voice, however, sounded familiar. It was
someone from her memory...
Chapter 3: Reunion
“...Who in the world was that, I wonder?”
After her meal, Mia went to the salon in the
Aerial Garden. The Aerial Garden was, despite its name, not actually floating
in the air. It sat atop the Whitemoon Palace and was constructed on a part of
the roof that protruded outwards. The garden itself, filled with beautiful
flowers gathered from throughout the empire, was more than impressive enough to
entertain foreign royal guests.
Mia spent some time wandering the garden,
enjoying the abundant sights and fragrances. Unfortunately, her walk failed to
clear her mind, and she continued to wrestle with the nagging sensation that
she was forgetting something important. Its identity, however, seemed to be
shrouded by a veil of fog, and her attempts to grasp it proved unfruitful.
“...Ah-hah! I know the problem. It would
appear that I require more sweets. Maids! Bring me some sweets, would you?”
Feeling a need to make up for the sweets that
she was cruelly denied earlier, she clapped her hands. Soon after seating
herself at a table in the corner of the garden, a young maid hastily approached
her with a tray. When Mia saw the item it carried, her eyes went wide with
excitement.
C-Could it be? Th-That’s...
It was a cake. A layer of cream covered its
body, which was further topped by a generous pile of fresh strawberries. It
was, in short, a shortcake. There was nothing special about it. And yet...
C-Cake?! Oh, how terribly long it has been since
I’ve had cake!
Her days in the dungeon went without saying,
but even before her capture, the empire’s financial troubles had long since
deprived her of any chance to eat cake. Naturally, the sight of one sent her
into a fit of excitement, and she might have gotten up and done a twirl had the
maid not said, “H-Here you go, Your Highneeeeak?!”
The young maid’s feet left the ground, and her
body, led by the cake, soared through the open air. Mia’s jaw dropped as she
watched the cake fly right past her face. Then, so did the maid. With nothing
to stop them, both maid and cake followed the same trajectory: toward the
ground. They landed together with a gruesome splat, and the cake was no more,
reduced to a large white stain on the maid’s uniform. This disastrous
occurrence left Mia speechless.
“For the love of— Miss Anne! What in the world
are you doing?!” An older maid who’d witnessed the sequence of events rushed
over. “My sincerest apologies, Your Highness. Are you all right?”
It took her a few seconds, but Mia quickly
snapped out of her bewilderment and smiled.
“Quite. I am fine, thank you very much.”
Normally, she would have screamed her
displeasure at the maid right away. In fact, had this been the Mia of the past,
she’d doubtlessly be in the process of doing so already. Fortunately, her
experiences in the dungeon had changed her, imparting a kindness as deep as the
deepest of cake trays and as broad as the broadest of teacups.
In other words, she’d learned some tolerance.
Not enough to be seen as a reasonable person by any means, but perhaps enough
to relieve her of her “selfish” title. This was an undeniable sign of maturity.
Indeed, to mature is to be human. No matter the pace — be it slower than a
turtle or, heck, a snail — Mia stepped ever forward on the path toward
maturity! Thus, even after the calamitous case of the compressed cake, Mia
still wore a smile! It was strained, but it was still a smile!
“No matter. If you would simply bring me
another cake, all will be fine,” she said to ease the mood before going even
further and asking, “More importantly, is the poor girl there all right?”
She could even spare some consideration for
her maids! Also, she figured there was no point making a fuss when they could
just bring her another—
“I’m terribly sorry, Your Highness, but that
was the only cake we had for today...”
“You! On your knees, now!”
And just like that, she snapped. Faced with
the fact that her only cake had been ruined, Mia’s newfound tolerance lasted
little longer than an ember in the rain. Make no mistake, cake was serious
business! Especially when it had been years since she’d had any. Between good
sense and cake, cake won every single time.
“M-My cake... How dare you do this to... You!
Look at me!”
“Yeeek!”
The young maid trembled in fear as Mia angrily
stomped her foot. With nervous, jerky motions, she pushed herself to her knees
and looked up, revealing the face of a girl a few years older than Mia. She was
in her mid-teens, and her red hair was coated in fresh cream. A few faint
freckles dotted her nose, and her round blue eyes glistened with tears. She
wasn’t gorgeously good-looking, but there was a youthful charm to her features.
Regardless, she lacked the dignified aura of nobility; hers was a plain sort of
prettiness common to village girls.
“Why, you are...”
Upon seeing the girl’s face, a scene
resurfaced in Mia’s mind. It was a memory from the worst day of her life — the
day of her execution. At the time, she’d been alone in her dungeon, awaiting
the inevitable coming of that fateful, fatal moment.
Chapter 4: The Loyal Maid
In a dark and chilly recess of the underground
dungeon, Mia sat alone in her cell with her knees against her chest, awaiting
her time. Three whole years had passed since she’d been confined to the
dungeon. The scores of servants who had buzzed about her, catering to her every
whim, were now all but gone. During the first few weeks, a few had come to see
her, but their visits ended as soon as they realized she would never reclaim
the throne. And so did Mia’s long bout of loneliness begin... with a few
exceptions.
“Your Highness, I’ve come to see to your
hair.”
The young maid with red hair, Anne, bowed
politely toward the guard before stepping into the cell. Though Mia was already
numb to it, the inside of her cell was no pleasant place. A foul odor, no
better than the worst of the slums, hung thick in the air. Anne, however, paid
it no mind and lowered herself behind Mia without batting an eye. She then
produced a comb she’d been keeping in her breast pocket and ran it through
Mia’s blackened hair. Having gone unwashed for days on end, the hair resisted
Anne’s handling. Nevertheless, stroke after diligent stroke, the young maid
brought the unruly strands in line.
“I’m sorry for my clumsiness, Your Highness. I
was never very good with the comb...”
“...Why?” A quiet whisper escaped Mia’s
unmoving form. “Why do you still devote yourself to me?”
Ever since Mia’s capture, Anne kept coming to
see her in the dungeon, never waiting more than a day or two between visits.
Sometimes she would bring snacks. Other times, she would come with water and a
washcloth. Knowing Mia couldn’t bathe, she would wash her as best she could and
tidy up her clothes. Day after day, week after week, she came, her loyalty
unfaltering.
Mia never understood why. She was the
emperor’s daughter. As such, there were doubtless a number of people who stood
to profit by being around her. In fact, that likely described most of the
people in her vicinity. Anne, however, was not one of those people. The young
maid had, if anything, suffered as a result of her proximity to Mia and her famous
selfishness.
To be clear, Mia was no tyrant. It was, of
course, true that when Anne committed a blunder, she’d give the maid a
mouthful. When she was angry enough, it’d turn into a handful, or a footful, or
sometimes even a headful.
It occurred to Mia at this point that
headbutts might have been behavior that was a tad unbefitting her status.
Nevertheless, she never went any further than
that. She’d never taken to the whip or ordered a nearby soldier to “show this
fool the blade!” After all, those all seemed to hurt a lot, and Mia wasn’t a
fan of things that hurt.
Still, she wasn’t a good princess either. Not
by any measure. No one — a small niche of fetishists notwithstanding — took joy
in being abused. They therefore had no reason to like a princess who behaved as
such, much less to devote themselves to her even after her fall. And yet, here
was Anne. What drove her here? Was she one of the aforementioned fetishists?
Certainly not. Then why?
“I’ve never done anything for you... Never
treated you especially well. If anything...”
“Yes, you beat me quite often. There were a
few times when you kicked me too, I think?” said Anne with a fond smile. “But
did you know, Your Highness? Your kicks, they never hurt one bit.”
“Eh? They didn’t?”
“Not at all. Compared to the fights I’d have
with my little brother?” Anne giggled. “I barely felt them.”
She paused for a moment. A pensive silence
passed between them. Then, she continued again.
“The reason I keep looking after Your Highness
is actually quite simple. I just couldn’t leave you alone. That’s it.”
Mia looked at her maid to find her smiling so,
so gently
Their moment of calm was broken by a storm of
footsteps. Soldiers descended upon the cell to bring her to the guillotine.
Before she was taken away, Mia turned toward Anne. She bowed deeply, keeping
her head down as she spoke.
“I can do nothing for you right now, Anne, but
to say thank you. I hope you’ll find it in your heart to forgive me. Forgive
the foolish princess who repaid your unfailing loyalty with nothing but cheap
words of gratitude.”
The next instant, Mia felt herself enveloped
by a tender warmth.
“Your Highness, I pray that the gods will
smile upon you. May you go with their blessing.”
When she realized that Anne had put her arms
around her, Mia’s eyes brimmed with tears. Not once since her capture had she
been embraced. The warmth and kindness flowing out of Anne seeped into her
heart, filling it with joy... but also regret. The fact that she could do
nothing to repay this faithful maid’s kindness left a deep scar of remorse in
Mia’s soul. She held her hands to her chest, pressing against the deep ache
inside, as she made her way toward the guillotine.
“I remember now...”
Mia walked over to Anne, who was currently
profusely apologizing with her head against the ground, and quietly knelt down
beside her.
“Your Highness, you’ll get cream on your
dress—”
“Silence!”
Mia sharply rebuked the older maid before
gently lifting Anne up by the shoulders.
“Miss Anne, please rise.”
“I-I-I’m so sorry, Your Highness...”
“It’s all right. I’m not angry,” said Mia,
breaking into a kind smile. “Now, on your feet please. Are you sure you’re not
hurt anywhere?”
“Y-Yes. Um, thank you. Very much.”
Anne’s eyes spun wildly with bewilderment as
she was pulled up. Mia’s, however, were perfectly steady. She looked straight
at the maid.
“Now... I can finally repay you for your
loyalty.”
Then, she straightened her posture and
declared in a formal tone, “Let it be known that henceforth, you shall be my
personal maid-in-waiting. You are to serve me exclusively and shall be
responsible for all my daily affairs.”
“...Wha?”
“Y-Your Highness?!”
The onlooking maids immediately burst into
commotion.
Chapter 5: An Adorable Way to Show Loyalty
The appointment of a personal maid-in-waiting
to the princess was no small matter. It was a prestigious position and the
ultimate goal of almost every maid who worked in the palace. Under no
circumstances would this position be filled by a commoner. It was given to the
second or third daughters of prominent nobility almost as a rule. Most
importantly, the position came with a handsome stipend that was almost twice
that of the average maid. For Anne, who was not only new but also low-born, her
pay almost tripled. The announcement shocked every single maid who heard it,
and for good reason; not only was Anne a nobody, she wasn’t even an especially
good maid and was known for being more than a little scatterbrained. Such a
sudden promotion might very well attract the unified hostility of all the other
maids. Nevertheless, Mia proudly and cheerfully announced it.
“From now on Anne will be my personal maid,
putting her directly under my protection. I trust you all take my meaning?”
With that, Mia snuffed out any chance of Anne
becoming the target of disgruntled harassment. She had, in effect, reminded
everyone of her power and reputation. As the selfish princess, she had done
exactly what she was known for — gotten her own way. Every maid present had
seen plenty of their peers being fired at the princess’s whim, and they all
understood the dangers of defying her. None were willing to take that risk.
“Um, Miss Anne, about the things we said
before...”
From this day onward, the relationship between
Anne and the senior maids changed drastically. Not only did the random bullying
cease, they became exceedingly friendly, often helping her out when she
blundered. The sudden change in attitude was unsettling.
I mean, I’m paid more and everything is great,
but...
Not knowing why this had happened made her
very uneasy. The fact that it was Mia, who was known to fire servants on a
whim, made it that much worse. Being treated so well for no apparent reason
was, to be honest, a little scary. In the end, rather than suffer further
anxiety, Anne worked up the courage to confront Mia and ask her directly.
“Um, Your Highness, why are you so nice to
me?”
That day, Mia was seated in her bedside chair
reading a battered old diary. Anne had no idea what was so interesting about
it, but lately, Mia spent a lot of time engrossed in the book.
Maybe it’s the diary of someone famous...
Roused by Anne’s question, Mia looked up from
her book and gave her a sweet smile. “I’m simply repaying you for your
loyalty.”
Her answer left Anne even more confused.
“Um, have I done something for Your Highness
before?”
“No, and you need not. I know you to be deeply
loyal, and I am repaying you for your devotion. That is all. This matter is not
to be discussed any further.”
I’m pretty sure I’m not that loyal, though!
Anne barely managed to hold in her
frustration. She didn’t come to the Whitemoon Palace to dedicate her life in
loyal servitude to the imperial family. What did she come for, then? Simple:
money. What else?
Anne came from a poor merchant family. With
her parents struggling to make ends meet for her and her five younger siblings,
her entire family depended on her income as a maid to put food on the table.
Getting a significant raise was a very welcome change for her, but, having been
rewarded for her “deep” — frankly, non-existent — loyalty, she couldn’t help
but feel quite uneasy.
Ugh, I’m going to lose so much sleep over this...
Mia, meanwhile, didn’t seem to care in the
slightest about Anne’s internal struggles and simply smiled.
“Now, I find myself in need of something. It
would please me so if you could show me some of that loyalty right away...”
“Huh?!”
Anne wanted desperately to scream that she had
no loyalty to show, but she ultimately had enough good sense to hold her
tongue. Her heart pounded in her chest.
Oh sweet heavens, what is she going to ask me to
do?
Mia brought her face close to Anne’s and
grinned with childish mischievousness. Of course, she should be forgiven for
such a gesture, considering she was, very literally, a child.
“Take this, if you will, and procure for me
some sweets and snacks of the common people please.”
“...Eh?”
It was a wonderfully adorable way to show
loyalty. After being on edge for so long, the sudden and nigh-comical request
took Anne completely by surprise, and she almost broke out in a laugh.
“Okay, that sounds...”
Then, she looked at what Mia was holding and
shrieked.
“N-No no no! Wait a minute, Your Highness!
Th-This is too much!”
In Mia’s hand was a massive gold coin known as
a ‘full gold.’ A single one could pay the average maid for sixty days of work.
“My, is that so? The money I have on hand is
rather limited though... Ah-hah! I know. Why don’t you use what’s left over to
treat your family to some nice food?”
What kind of crazy top-tier restaurant would I
have to find to use up that much money?!
“Oh, also, from now on, you are to refer to me
not as Your Highness, but as Mia.”
“Huh? But...”
“Now, off you go. I’m counting on you. Do try
to be quick about it if you can. Sweets are, after all, rather necessary when
one needs to do some thinking... Oh ho ho, I can barely wait to taste the
snacks of the common people,” said Mia, then she started humming cheerfully to
herself.
For a long time, Anne simply gaped at her new
master, her face a mask of utter confusion.
Chapter 6: Princess Mia... Gets Off Her Butt
The Grand Library in the Whitemoon Palace
housed knowledge collected from all across the empire. Sitting at one of the
wooden desks inside was Mia. She had her chin in her palm, and she let out a
dejected sigh.
“Hmm... This has been most unfruitful...”
She had spent most of the last couple days
cooped up in the library. After the memory of Anne came back to her, she spent
the following week pouring over her diary and sorting through everything she
remembered. In the end, she finally came to the conclusion that what she saw
wasn’t a dream. It was something that had actually happened, or rather, was
going to happen in the future. As soon as this realization dawned on her, she
shrieked, “N-N-Never! I am not going through that
again!”
She absolutely couldn’t stomach the thought of
being put to the guillotine a second time. No matter what, she had to figure
out a way to avoid that future. Propelled by a singular desire to escape this
gruesome fate, she holed herself up in the library and started reading up on
the current state of the Tearmoon Empire. According to her memories, within a
few years, the empire’s finances would begin to deteriorate. To make matters
worse, a famine would strike soon after, followed by the outbreak of a plague.
Then there would be a popular revolt that turned into a full-blown revolution.
Finally, the empire would be subject to direct foreign intervention when
neighboring kingdoms decided to assist the revolutionary army.
That was, she believed, the gist of how things
had played out. After reading through all sorts of books in the library and
cross-referencing them with her own memories, she summed up all that she’d
learned in one simple sentence:
“How terribly complicated this all is.”
Unsurprisingly, her pampered childhood had
left her hopelessly unprepared for such an undertaking. There was no way she
could thumb through a few books and suddenly understand politics or economics.
The problem was that she knew what was going to happen. She just didn’t know
what to do about it. Frustrated, she held her head in her hands and groaned.
Even sugar bingeing didn’t help; no matter how many sweets she ate, she
couldn’t come up with any good ideas. To her credit though, she did sort of
begin to understand why it might be a problem for just one of her meals to cost
a commoner’s entire monthly salary.
“It would appear that I have no choice but to
find that man...”
When she recalled the events with Anne, she
also remembered another of her loyal subjects. He was a young ministry
official, exceptionally competent and fiercely dedicated. Faced with a
crumbling empire, he worked his fingers to the bone trying to save it and, in
the process, the royal family. Even after Mia had lost everything, he never
abandoned her, trying everything he could to help until the very end.
There was, however, a problem.
I don’t see his name written anywhere. All I
remember is that he was terribly rude...
References to the man included: “four-eyes,”
“stupid four-eyes,” and “goddamned four-eyes.” She remembered calling him all
sorts of things, but his name was the one thing she might never have called
him.
“Well, I can’t do much if I don’t know his
name. I wonder if I’ll find any hints in here...”
She flipped back to the beginning of her diary
and read through it again. On the page that detailed their first meeting, she
found a small line of text that described him as “the fool who got kicked out
of Central and was sent to the countryside.”
“Ah-hah! I do recall that he held office in
the capital for some time... Perhaps I should go look for him.”
It was possible that he was still in the
imperial capital. Figuring that it was best to make haste, Mia got to her feet
and had Anne make arrangements for an excursion.
Lunatear, the imperial capital of the Tearmoon
Empire, was home to five ministries that aided the emperor in governance.
The Azure Moon Ministry was the administrative
agency for the capital city. The Golden Moon Ministry handled taxes. The
Scarlet Moon Ministry was the administrative agency for the surrounding rural
regions. The Jade Moon Ministry handled foreign affairs. Finally, the Ebony
Moon Ministry commanded the seven armies of the empire.
Mia was headed for the ministry nearest to the
Whitemoon Palace, the Golden Moon Ministry. She didn’t have any particular
reason for doing so. Neither the fact that he’d labored extensively to restore
the empire’s finances nor the fact that he’d been extremely fussy about the
usage of money crossed her mind. It was, in all honesty, just a hunch.
“Um, Princess Mia, what exactly are we doing
here?” said Anne with a puzzled frown.
“There’s someone I wish to meet.”
Mia’s answer was short and simple.
“Someone... you wish to meet? You mean...”
Anne’s hands shot to her mouth and she gasped.
Then, she nodded in apparent comprehension.
“If that’s the case, then rest assured that
I’ll do everything in my power to help.”
“...Hm? Is that so? Well, if you insist. I
certainly appreciate it.”
Mia wasn’t sure why Anne seemed so
enthusiastic all of a sudden, but she didn’t dwell on it.
“I do hope he’s here... Oh, my.”
They heard a pair of voices. It sounded like
they were arguing.
“Why is such wasteful spending allowed to
continue unchecked? You know just as well as I do that at this rate, it won’t
take long for the empire’s finances to implode!”
“Bah, enough of this talk.”
“But...”
“I said enough! What good is there in fussing
over such trivial details?”
“They’re not trivial details. If this keeps
up, the empire will...”
She smiled. Now here was a voice she recognized.
“My, my,” she said, feeling a mild sense of
nostalgia, “it would appear that we’ve struck gold. All that time spent in the
Grand Library was well worth it!”
The total irrelevance of her limited learning
in the library notwithstanding, Mia did indeed happen upon a stroke of very
good fortune.
Chapter 7: Princess Mia... Puts on a Smug Grin
The first time she’d met him, things couldn’t
have gone worse. That day, Mia was calling on him, a young ministry official,
to formally recognize his service. Her first impression of the young man wasn’t
bad. In fact, she quite liked him. He had smooth hair that was just long enough
to cover his ears, and he wore a pair of foreign-made glasses. Behind the small
lenses were eyes that sparkled with intellect. Though there was an air of
distance to him, his handsome features were more than enough to catch Mia’s
eye. It was for this reason that Mia put on a smile, which she seldom showed
commoners, and greeted him in an uncharacteristically gentle voice.
His reply, however, was cold and sharp.
“Do you have any idea how much it costs to
feed you royals?”
“Wh-Why, how terribly rude of you.”
The sudden affront left Mia baffled. The
bespectacled man before her was apparently angry, but she hadn’t the slightest
idea why. It was exceedingly rare for Mia to see someone mad at her, never mind
being reprimanded by someone she’d just met for the first time. None of it made
any sense.
“I’ll have you know that I’m here to recognize
your efforts! Why, then, must I be subjected to such an offense?” she said
indignantly. She had, after all, just bestowed upon the young man some words of
appreciation.
Financial implosion and a raging epidemic,
compounded with the revolt of a minor tribe, had pushed the empire to the brink
of collapse. Officers, officials, and even top ministers had all been on the
verge of fleeing their posts. That was when Mia had heard that there was one
official who refused to abandon his duties and was continuing to work
tirelessly all by himself.
“How terribly admirable. I do believe I should
personally pay him a visit.”
So she had, and there she was.
She had come all this way! Just for him! So
how come she was the one who had to watch this supposedly loyal young official
give her the fingers-to-glasses look of condescension and his whole “do you
have any idea how much” spiel? And not only that, he kept going!
“I’d appreciate it if you’d stop standing
there like a bump on a log. At least get out of the way. Also, there are plenty
of things that only you can do, so if you’ve got so much time on your hands,
please make yourself useful, Your Highness.”
What insolence! What terrible insolence! This
man’s attitude is absolutely unforgivable!
Mia had been so upset by the encounter that
she lost an entire night’s sleep over it. Even after getting into bed, she kept
grinding her teeth in anger as she tossed and turned over and over. By the time
she’d stopped thrashing around, it was already bright outside.
In summary, their first meeting went horribly.
However, it was also true that even after Mia
had been thrown into the dungeon, he remained steadfast in his work, running
tirelessly from place to place in his lonely attempt to restore the empire.
She’d heard that he’d appealed for her release, and among her countless
subjects, he and Anne were the only two to visit her the day she was executed.
Consequently, Mia’s trust in the man ran deep.
If he’d only be nicer with his words, I’d have no
complaints about him.
“...Hmph. Very well. If you’re so passionate,
Junior Tax Officer Ludwig, then I’ll allow you to work to your heart’s content.
You are officially appointed to the Scarlet Moon Ministry.”
The situation quickly took a turn, and the
older official’s patience had run out.
Ah-hah! Ludwig! That was his— W-Wait. Ministry of
Scarletmoon?
“You’re sending me to the countryside?”
“Correct. Why don’t you go pull in more taxes
from the country people? That’ll solve this empire-wide crisis of yours, won’t
it?”
“But...”
Why, that’s no good at all! That stupid four-eyes
has already gotten himself kicked out of his job!
Mia panicked. The last time he was sent to the
countryside, he didn’t return until it was far too late. By then, the Tearmoon
Empire was already beyond repair. In other words, if he goes...
I-I’m going straight to the guillotine!
Mia leapt out of the shadows and ran up to the
two men.
“H-Hold on just a minute!”
“Ugh, who is it now... Wha— Y-Your Highness!”
“I believe I’ve heard enough to understand
what’s going on here.”
The higher-ranking official dabbed at the
thick sheen of sweat that suddenly coated his forehead. “Ah, well, I do
apologize for subjecting Your Highness to such tedious discussion—”
“That doesn’t matter. More importantly, I must
say that I find it terribly unwise to be throwing young officials to the
wayside with such impunity. I’d much prefer having them speak their minds and
defend their arguments so that we might act on their ideas for the benefit of
the empire.”
“Ah, I see, but...”
Before the older man could finish his thought,
Mia shot him a glare.
“My? Is that resistance I hear?”
“Wha— No! O-O-Of course not!”
“Lovely, I’m glad to hear that. By the way,
you, the young man there. I believe your name was, hrm, Ludwig, was it?”
“Huh? Uh, yes...” replied Ludwig, somewhat
puzzled by the sudden mention of his name.
“I’d like to have a word or two with you. I do
hope that’s all right,” said Mia as she grabbed Ludwig’s hand and pulled him
away to another room.
“Hey— Uh, I mean, pardon me, Your Highness,
but may I know what your concern is? There are many other matters that need my
attention...”
At first, Ludwig was rather taken aback by
this abrupt turn of events, but, having regained his composure, he was now
rolling his eyes at the young princess’s seemingly senseless behavior.
“I wish to talk to you for a little while.”
“Uh, I’m pretty sure I just said I’m busy...”
“There’s something I’d like to ask you about.”
“...In one ear and out the other, huh. The
selfish princess indeed. I see your infamy is more than deserved,” said Ludwig
with a resigned shrug before letting out a long sigh. “Well? Let’s hear it,
then.”
“Very well. I suppose the simplest way to put
this would be... How might one restore the state of the empire’s finances?”
As soon as he heard this question, Ludwig’s
eyes narrowed.
“Hmph. In that case, let me ask you a
question, Your Highness. Do you have any idea how much it costs to feed you?”
he said, glancing patronizingly down at her.
In return, Mia replied, “Well, I do believe a
single meal costs the equivalent of a month’s salary for you, putting its worth
at roughly one crescent gold. Am I correct?”
She then crossed her arms and looked at him
with the smuggest grin she’d ever worn.
Chapter 8: The Greatest Ally
Mia’s answer left Ludwig frozen in shock. As
she took in the look of absolute astonishment on his face, she felt a strong
wave of emotion well up within her.
This... This feels so terribly good!
The sweet taste of triumph washed over her
brain like a narcotic. Her whole body felt light. She needed more.
“In fact, the financial difficulties of the
empire can all be boiled down to the simple fact that there is more money going
out than coming in. In order to resolve this discrepancy...”
Mia kept going and going, rattling off the
empire’s problems one after another. She was on a roll. Her speech flowed with
the ease and smoothness that bespoke exhaustive research and thorough
understanding. After spending the last couple of days holed up in the Grand
Library, Mia had become deeply knowledgeable about... well, nothing in
particular.
Of course she hadn’t.
In fact, as the astute among you might have
already realized, everything she said was what she’d been told by Ludwig in the
(hopefully) alternate world of the future. In other words, she was just
parroting his words back to him. It was basically plagiarism.
The events of that first day came back to her.
In her mind, she could still see the haughty expression he’d worn as he
lectured her about topics big and small, his voice thick with mocking sarcasm.
Granted, almost everything he’d said went right over her head, but
nevertheless...
Never... I’ll never forget the humiliation I
suffered during those days!
The experience was so mortifying for her that
every single word was burned into her mind. With the humiliating memory freshly
resurfaced, she recalled exactly what he’d said to her, repeating it back to
him word for word.
She spoke of the problems with the empire, the
problems with the nobles, the problems with the Imperial Capital, the problems
with the neighbouring kingdoms, and much more. Had anyone borne witness to
their conversation in the future, they’d be screaming bloody murder at the
nerve of her. The brazenness with which she aped his teachings was almost
impressive.
Meanwhile, Ludwig’s expression had changed
from surprise to something that bordered on reverence.
“...Enough.” He held up a hand to stop the
pontificating princess. “Please. That will be enough.” Then, he lowered himself
onto one knee and bent forward in a deep and courteous display of respect. “I
am without words. Never would I have imagined the royal family was home to one
as brilliant as yourself.”
His words sent a jolt of exhilaration through
Mia’s body.
B-Brilliant?! Did that miserable four-eyes just
say something good about me?! Mia trembled with sheer delight. Ahhh. I almost feel as if this day — this very moment — is why I’ve
come back here.
However, before she could bask in the glory of
her triumph, Ludwig spoke again.
“However, in that case, what need does Your
Highness have for my help? With such boundless knowledge, surely, you can
restore the empire all by yourself.”
Mia paled instantly.
O-Oh no! I’ve gone too far!
In her excitement, she’d failed to realize
that she’d gone on too much of a roll and rolled herself right off a cliff. It
was true that she was repeating what Ludwig had said. However, he’d said all
that only after tirelessly surveying the surrounding regions and looking into
the affairs of other kingdoms. In other words, future Ludwig had to do a lot of
work to come to those conclusions. For present-day Ludwig, who was still new to
this job, Mia’s words seemed like divine providence. Her perfect grasp of
current events and plausible predictions of future developments, coupled with
the fact that she was only twelve years old, was simply too much for him to
handle. Befuddled and bedazzled, he took leave of his good sense and simply
regarded the princess with awe. In his mind, all he had to do was leave it to
this veritable goddess of wisdom he’d happened upon, and everything would turn
out just fine. Needless to say, Mia was no goddess of wisdom, and pretty much
nothing would turn out fine if left to her. With her back against the wall, the
pea-brained princess forced herself to think.
I... I have no idea! Nothing is coming to mind at
all!
...True to form as ever. Fortunately for her,
however, the mind of the young official before her was not paltry in the
slightest.
“Ah, but of course. That makes sense. Your
Highness is still young. Were you perhaps concerned that people will not lend a
serious ear to your words?”
His interpretation was very convenient for Mia
— very wrong too, but definitely very convenient.
“Th-That’s absolutely it!”
She saw her chance and jumped on it. If a wave
of fortune was coming her way, she was going to ride it. She’d ride the damn
thing to the moon and beyond. Furthermore, she was currently experiencing a
rare moment of mental acuity.
“Besides, brilliant as I am, I can still be
wrong at times. That’s why I’d like you to think about these issues as well and
speak your mind to me.”
At this point, anyone with a decent sense of
modesty would have thought, “What kind of person calls herself brilliant?” Even
basic politeness would call for at least a raised eyebrow or two. However, as a
result of his lingering astonishment, Ludwig currently possessed neither of
those qualities.
“A mind unclouded by its own brilliance... and
ears that welcome subordinates’ advice... Your Highness... You are truly...”
Ludwig thought of his own superior who, just
moments prior, had brushed off his appeals without so much as a first thought.
He felt something hot well up inside him. Mia’s words had thoroughly moved him.
Never did he imagine that the girl he was speaking to was actually a dumb-ass
princess who would have been entirely helpless without the wisdom that he
provided.
“My path is now clear to me...”
Once more, he lowered himself into a deep
salute. Keeping his head bowed, he addressed her with the utmost respect.
“Your Highness. I, Ludwig, pledge myself to
your service with all my body and soul,” said the earnest young official.
“How terribly kind of you. I accept your
pledge,” replied the deeply satisfied princess.
Thus did Mia — after gaining the loyal maid
Anne — acquire her second, and greatest, ally.
Chapter 9: Prediction/Bloody Diary
“Hehehe...”
Mia wore a bright smile as she chuckled softly
to herself.
“Did something good happen, Princess Mia?”
asked a curious Anne.
“My, how did you know?”
Ever since returning to her room, Mia had been
in good spirits. Great spirits, even. After all, that miserable four-eyes —
Ludwig, rather — had called her brilliant.
Brilliant... He called me brilliant! Me! Oh ho ho
ho!
She was in seventh heaven. Or cloud nine.
Whatever was up there, she was in it. Her mood was fantastic, and it wasn’t
likely to change for a good long while.
“Ah-hah! I need to write down the events of
this memorable day in the diary so I don’t forget...”
As soon as the thought crossed her mind, Mia
grabbed her diary and dove onto her bed. She rolled her tiny body across her
duvet, brimming with energy. Finding it rather enjoyable, she kept rolling back
and forth, feeling the gentle embrace of the moonfowl down that filled the
high-quality mattress. With her face buried in a soft blanket, she kicked her
feet up and down as though she were being tickled. The fluttering motion
flipped up her skirt, exposing the smooth skin of her young legs. It was, all
things considered, a rather un-princessly look.
“Oh he he. Ohhhh ho ho.”
“...Princess Mia, please. That’s indecent.”
Even Anne’s admonishment failed to have any
effect. Mia looked at her with the same delighted grin and said, “Oh ho ho. I’m
the empire’s brilliant princess, didn’t you know? Her Brilliant Highness Mia
sees no problem here.”
It was the kind of brattish comment that would
have irked most people, but Anne simply smiled as if she’d just heard the most
adorable thing.
Oh, look how she beams! She must be so happy to
have been complimented by that gentleman she’s fond of!
Anne was in the midst of her own
misinterpretation of Mia’s actions. As a result, she felt in every way the
older sister watching over the blossoming of a younger sister’s first love, and
she saw Mia’s every action through a lens of kindly affection.
As the Tearmoon saying goes, a single
misplaced button messes up the whole shirt. Misunderstandings, once ingrained,
can be fiendishly difficult to undo.
Meanwhile, Mia was still beating at the bed
with her feet as she wrote a new entry into her diary. She began with making
Anne her personal maid-in-waiting and continued through all the events that led
up to today, adding a few bells and whistles here and there to enhance the
reader’s experience.
My, how quickly I’m writing! It would appear that
I have a talent for literary composition! Perhaps I should be a poet or
playwright!
Her pen flew across the pages with an ease
that spoke of her good mood. When she finished writing the final word and
closed the book, a thought crossed her mind.
Ah-hah! Since I’ve changed the contents of this diary, I wonder what has happened to the diary from the future?
A bout of curiosity led her to place the two
diaries side by side. One was still pristine, while the other was blood-soaked.
If both were the same item, what would happen now that she’d written something
different into one of them? Without expecting anything in particular, she
flipped open the bloody diary.
“Wh-What in the world?!”
The words in the old diary blurred and twisted
into misshapen blots before reappearing as new lines of text that mirrored what
she’d just written in the other one. Furthermore, the phenomenon did not stop
there. It continued into further entries, each of which warped in similar
fashion and reshaped their contents accordingly. It looked like the future was
being rewritten before her eyes.
It doesn’t just look like it... The future is being rewritten!
Suddenly, it all clicked. She realized that by
gaining Ludwig’s support and having him begin his efforts earlier, she’d caused
significant changes to the course of history.
Could this mean that...
She quickly sat straight up on her bed. Then,
she reached toward the bloody diary with one trembling hand and flipped through
it. Upon reaching the final page, a short, sad sigh escaped her lips.
It... still didn’t change... After all that...
The final entry, cruelly unchanging, yet
foretold of her execution.
How... does it come to this...
Her whole world seemed to darken under a cloud
of despair. Faced with the unforgiving fact of her tragic end, panic gripped
her heart. She felt a sudden and overpowering desire to run far away. To escape
it all.
It’s all right. It’s all right. I still have
time.
She took a deep breath to calm herself. Then,
she read through the diary a second time. There were entries that detailed how,
after gaining Ludwig’s help, the empire’s financial difficulties did see a turn
for the better. However, it was a mere droplet of water upon the empire’s
blazing wildfire of woes. Ultimately, there were too many problems that
couldn’t be solved. From the outbreak of a plague in the capital’s slums to the
revolt of a minority tribe in the Outlands — along with much more — the empire
had no shortage of crippling issues that threatened its existence. And Mia hadn’t
the slightest clue how to solve any of them.
Th-This is no good at all! This is no time to be
letting Ludwig’s compliments go to my head!
Feeling like she’d just had a bucket of cold
water poured over her head, she leapt to her feet.
“Miss Anne!” She addressed her personal maid.
“I must think!”
Then, in a voice that rang with command and
purpose...
“To allow my brain to work better, I request
that you bring me some sweets!”
She asked for so little...
Chapter 10: Lunatear’s Shadow
Where there is light, it must surely give
birth to shadow...
Even within Lunatear, the glorious capital of
the mighty Tearmoon Empire, there was a place from which people averted their
eyes. Overlooked by a stretch of the city walls was the Newmoon District, the
slums of the imperial capital. There lived the poorest of the poor, for whom
food was scarce and illness fast and fatal. Those who fell sick could often be
found abandoned on the streets. It was a place where the workings of civilised
society had all but vanished, save for a small church and an orphanage.
A young girl walked through the forsaken
district, her beautiful dress almost comically out of place among the broken
roads and crumbling buildings. She was none other than Mia Luna Tearmoon, the
beloved daughter of the Tearmoon Emperor. With a slight spring in her step, she
hopped from place to place, gazing curiously around at her surroundings.
“Your Highness, it is dangerous for you to be
too far ahead. I must ask that you remain behind us...”
Beside the young girl were four armed guards;
along with her maid-in-waiting, Anne, and her newly-persuaded ally, Ludwig. In
order to explain why such an eye-catching group of people was in a place like
this, the narrative clock would need to be rewound a few hours back.
“Well then... it would appear that this
problem... is indeed one that needs to be solved.”
Thanks to the sweets that Anne brought, Mia’s
mind was sharper than ever. After reading over her diary again, she’d found an
entry that caught her eye.
“The plague... I remember having eggs thrown
at me because of this.”
A few years from now, the capital would be
devastated by an outbreak of disease. It was a terrible incident that even
Ludwig wasn’t able to predict. Ultimately, ten percent of the population would
succumb to the epidemic. According to the rewritten diary, the empire’s
finances — which were just beginning to improve after Ludwig’s efforts — would
be dealt a crippling blow by this disaster and would spiral ever downwards
thereafter.
“Hmmm, I know that we can’t simply ignore
it... but how does one go about preventing a plague?”
As a rule, Mia was not a fan of hard work.
When push came to shove, she could shut herself into the Grand Library, but
that never lasted long. Plus, she fundamentally hated the thought of studying
and looking things up. What should she do, then?
“Well, let’s keep things simple for now — when
in doubt, ask for help.”
The solution was easy; if she didn’t have the
answer, she’d just ask someone to give it to her. After all, she now had access
to a convenient source of knowledge.
“Miss Anne, we are heading out.”
“Where are we going, Princess Mia?”
“To speak with the stupid four— I mean,
Ludwig.”
“Ah, the gentleman from the other day... In
that case, we’d better get you fixed up and looking nice and pretty.”
Anne’s eyes sparkled with enthusiasm all of a
sudden.
“Is that so? I personally think I look quite
nice as is...”
Mia was currently clothed in a chic black
dress that she often wore in her room. While it might be a tad bland for the
ballroom floor, she considered it perfectly suitable for a casual meeting.
“That won’t do at all! This is the perfect
chance to catch his eye and leave an impression! We can’t have you passing it
up! Now, come on, Princess Mia. Off to the dressing room we go.”
Grudgingly, Mia allowed herself to be dragged
into the dressing room, where Anne promptly enlisted the help of a nearby
veteran maid to coordinate Mia’s clothes. They decided upon a light blue dress
embellished with blossoms of ashmoon cherry. Its skirt was trimmed relatively
short in a design that simultaneously emphasized the charms of the wearer and
allowed for freedom of movement.
“My, I’ve never seen this dress before.”
Considering the fact that Mia owned enough
dresses to fill five rooms, there was no way she could keep track of every
single one. Inevitably, there were plenty of dresses that she outgrew without
ever wearing.
“You look great, Princess Mia,” said Anne with
a smile before starting to tend to Mia’s hair. She ran a comb through the
lustrous argent strands over and over until they were smooth as silk. Then, she
held them in place with a hairpin adorned with a rainbow-colored gem.
When Mia looked in the mirror and saw the
hairpin, her eyes narrowed a little, and she whispered, “My, that’s...”
“What’s the matter, Princess Mia?”
It wasn’t Mia but a veteran maid in charge of
the dressing room who answered.
“That was an offering from a certain wealthy
merchant last year. Her Highness was most pleased by the gift.”
Anne laughed cheerfully after hearing the
wardrobe maid’s story.
“So that’s where this came from. It’s perfect
for this occasion, then.”
“I suppose so...” replied Mia, a hint of
sorrow creeping into her voice.
To be honest, I don’t really like this...
It wasn’t the hairpin’s design that she
minded. She was actually quite fond of how it looked. However, due to a certain
reason, she couldn’t wholeheartedly appreciate wearing it. For a while, she
debated whether she should refuse the ornament.
But for going to see the stupid four-eyes, I
suppose this is enough?
In the end, she chose silence.
Chapter 11: A Great Leader Bestowed Upon Us by the Heavens
(Note: A Terrible Misunderstanding)
For Ludwig, it was the meeting of a lifetime.
Born as the second son of a merchant, he was
gifted with a cleverness easily apparent from childhood. With his older brother
destined to take over the family business, he directed his aspirations
elsewhere, resolving at a very young age to become a government official. Once
he began studying for his goal, however, it did not take long for him to
realize the sheer scale of the corruption that festered within the Tearmoon
Empire.
The reasons were varied, but it was clear that
much of it stemmed from the noble houses, of which the emperor’s own family was
the most powerful. This was perhaps why Ludwig bore such disdain for nobles and
royalty; that is, those of so-called high birth. Then, one day, a young girl
suddenly appeared before him.
Her name was Mia Luna Tearmoon. With her
beautiful argent hair — which glistened as though infused with moonbeams — and
the circumstances of her birth — the princess was as highborn as they came —
she was the very epitome of the kind of nobility he’d always detested. And yet
this girl, with all her privilege and power, came to him. And asked him to lend her his strength to restore the empire.
He would never forget the gleam of
intelligence he’d seen in her eyes. It was dazzling, almost divine... In that
instant, he’d felt as though he was before the moon goddess herself, bathed in
her light. Even now, his heart would race with exhilaration whenever he
recalled the scene. Ever since that day, in an effort to live up to the trust
Mia placed in him, he applied himself heart and soul to his work. When he ran
into resistance from his superiors, he dismissed their complaints by flaunting
the name of the princess. Figuring that his actions had surely reached Mia’s
ears, he took her ensuing silence to mean that he was acting in accordance with
her desires. Presumably, she had intended that once she informed him of her
thoughts regarding the empire, he would take the initiative and do as he saw
fit. Her stance was clear: she pointed the way, and he plotted the course. It
was textbook good leadership; once the overarching vision was communicated, the
particulars should be left to the front-line experts and their judgment should
be respected. Though it seemed such a simple decision, leaders who made it
correctly were few and far between, their poor judgment leading to the downfall
of countless kingdoms throughout the ages.
And yet, here was a girl, merely twelve years
of age, who got it. Who defied the trend of history and made the correct
decision. Ludwig shivered as a jolt ran down his spine.
“Could she... She must... Surely, she is a
great leader bestowed upon us by the heavens...” whispered Ludwig as he looked
up at the sky in reverence.
...It goes without saying, of course, that
pretty much all of what he thought was nothing more than a figment of his own
imagination.
Just in case that wasn’t clear to anyone.
“Good afternoon, Ludwig.”
“Why, if it isn’t the princess. Welcome, Your
Highness,” said Ludwig, pausing in his work. Just as he was about to stand up,
Mia put up a hand to stop him.
She smiled and said, “Please, be at ease. Know
that your hard work is very much appreciated. Thank you, Ludwig.”
“You’re most welcome, Your Highness, but the
credit should all go to you. Thanks to you, my work has been proceeding far
more smoothly. Please accept my gratitude.”
Ludwig bowed respectfully, which elicited a
satisfied nod from Mia. He let out a sigh of relief, taking her nod as a sign
that his behavior to date was not misguided. After all, he was in the presence
of someone whose wisdom far surpassed his own; he needed to stay sharp.
“Very well. Now, I’ve actually come today
because I’d like your advice on a very particular matter.”
“My advice, you say...”
Ludwig folded his arms and furrowed his brows
as he chewed on the princess’s words.
Judging by Her Highness’s tone, it doesn’t seem
like she has any complaints about my work so far... But then again, I can never
be sure. Maybe there’s something I’ve missed.
After all, he figured, he was speaking with
someone who might as well be a moon goddess given human form. Her intellect
certainly bordered on the divine.
At this point, after a period of extreme and
uncontrolled inflation, Ludwig’s opinion of Mia was well past the realm of
reason and good sense.
...The poor man.
“Indeed. Though we could
have our discussion here...” Mia lowered her tone and showed him a toothy
smile. “I’d actually prefer it if you would escort me somewhere else.”
“And where might that be?”
“The Newmoon District...”
Ludwig’s jaw hit the floor when he heard those
words.
“Wh-What?! You wish to... go to the slums?!”
he exclaimed, his voice cracking a little in astonishment.
The Newmoon District was the slum closest to
the city walls of Lunatear. It was a place shunned by even the average citizen,
never mind nobility or, heaven forbid, royalty. Ludwig himself had never set
foot in the district, and he never wished to either. Under no circumstances —
none whatsoever — should the sole Princess of the Tearmoon Empire be going
there.
His outburst was immediately echoed by a
distressed Anne, for whom Mia’s words were a rude awakening.
“Milady Mia! You can’t! That’s going much too
far!” shrieked the maid-in-waiting, who until now had been under the impression
that Mia was simply here to meet Ludwig. For a young maiden such as herself,
the Newmoon District was the kind of place she wanted to avoid at all costs.
She’d been told by her parents to stay away from there
because it’s dangerous, and she’d said the same to her younger siblings.
“It’s something that must be done,” said Mia,
dismissing their complaints with a shake of her head. “I want you to take a
look with your own eyes, Ludwig, and tell me what you think.”
The resolve in her voice kept them from saying
anything more.
Chapter 12: The Stench of a Plague
After Mia made her intentions clear, Ludwig scrambled
to arrange for soldiers to accompany them. Due to the abruptness of the
request, he only managed to gather four guards, but they were all highly
competent. While such a small group would be wholly insufficient for something
such as battlefield reconnaissance, it should be enough for their purposes,
especially considering they were technically still inside the capital city.
Frankly, I’d prefer to have at least ten more
people with us, but given the rushed circumstances, this will have to do, he thought with a sigh.
This was, after all, the emperor’s daughter
herself heading out into the city. There was no such thing as being too
careful.
“By the way, Your Highness, is His Imperial
Majesty aware of your plans for today?”
“Huh? You mean Father?” asked Mia with a
curious tilt of her head. “There’s no need to worry about that. For something
like this, I’ll just tell him about it afterwards.”
As the young princess walked away after
dismissing the issue with a casual wave of her hand, Ludwig couldn’t help but
feel a sense of unease in the pit of his stomach.
When they finally arrived at the Newmoon
District, they found it to be every bit as bad as the rumors claimed. There was
a palpable change to the surroundings as they stepped into the area. Even the
air had a different quality to it, which one of the guards described very
succinctly with, “Damn, it stinks here.”
The man frowned and held his nose.
A terrible stench permeated the streets. The
whole area reeked of rot, sweat, and general filth. It was the kind of pungency
that would never exist in the castle or any upper-class residential area, and
it assaulted the sensibilities of their whole company. Everyone — the guards,
Anne, even Ludwig — couldn’t help but grimace at the offensive odor. Everyone
except...
“Is that so? I don’t find it to be all that
bothersome...”
Mia was completely unperturbed. For her, who’d
spent three years confined to a dungeon, this place wasn’t all that bad. Being
in the open, at least there was plenty of fresh air.
“It must be terribly difficult for the people
here to even bathe, yes? Spend three days without cleansing the body and anyone
will start to smell. Such is the nature of humans. It’s really not much
different than travelers who come from afar,” she said with a shrug. “Now, come
on. Let us proceed.”
Then, she walked off. For some time, her
guards could only gape at the small but intrepid figure of their young princess
stepping boldly forward into the heart of the decaying district.
Hidden amongst the dirty roads, dark alleys,
and decrepit houses were countless pairs of eyes, all looking out from the
shadows. The focus of their perplexed gazes was one peculiar group of people,
at the center of which was Mia. She paid no mind to what a jarring sight they
were and continued to make her way down the street.
“Your Highness, where exactly is our
destination?” asked the leader of the guards.
“Hmm, good question. I haven’t really decided
on one, but... What’s that?” she asked, turning her gaze to where a child was
curled up in a ball on the side of the road. As she approached the hunched
form, she found a young boy wrapped in pieces of ragged cloth that barely
passed for clothes. He was younger than Mia, no more than five or six years of
age. She gently placed her hand on his thin, bony shoulder.
“Wai— Your Highness!”
“Pardon me, are you all right?”
Slowly, the boy looked up at Mia. He gave no
reaction. His eyes were cloudy and seemed devoid of the lively spark of
childhood.
“Is something bothering you? Do you feel bad somewhere?”
“...”
His parched lips briefly stirred, but they
emitted no sound. Instead, the reply came from behind in the form of Ludwig’s
voice.
“Judging by his appearance, I’d say he suffers
not from illness but hunger. Such sights are not uncommon around here.”
“I see... Hunger is no small suffering.”
Mia asked Anne to give the boy some of the
snacks they had on hand before turning to face Ludwig.
“Ludwig, I have a question for you.”
“What is it?”
“If I wished to ensure that a plague does not
occur here in the future, what should I do?”
“Did you say... a plague...”
Mia’s words hit him like a clap of thunder.
For a second, everything went white. He stumbled back a little, utterly shocked
by the question. Such a possibility had never even crossed his mind. He knew
that within a few years, the empire would undoubtedly face financial collapse.
Pressed by a sense of urgency, he’d racked his brains thinking of ways to
reduce spending and increase tax revenue, and he had every confidence in the
efficacy of the policies he’d begun implementing. However, all his efforts —
everything he’d worked for and built up — would be rendered next to meaningless
if a plague were to break out. Only now did he realize the terrible possibility
of such an event, all thanks to the warning from the tiny princess standing
before him.
“In order to... prevent a plague...”
Before he could contemplate the issue further,
his thoughts were interrupted by Anne.
“Princess Mia, I think we should take this boy
to a place where he can get some rest. There’s a church nearby. Should we head
over there?”
“I do believe we should. I’d hoped to have a
chance to see all manner of sights, so this works out perfectly.”
Ludwig gazed silently at the smiling Mia,
feeling like he finally understood why she’d brought him here.
Chapter 13: The Secret of the Hairpin
After traversing a series of narrow, winding
alleyways, they arrived at their destination: a small church slightly tilted to
one side. It had a large yard, from which the spirited voices of children could
be heard. After leaving the child they found earlier with the sister, Ludwig
gave the church another once-over.
“So, this is the only place here that can
provide care to the sick...”
It was a humble building that, even with the
attached orphanage, could house only a very limited number of people. There was
no way it could provide food and care to all the needy in the area.
They say seeing is believing, but this might be
the first time I’ve fully appreciated that saying. Her Highness was absolutely
right. It’s extremely likely that an outbreak of disease could occur here.
While Ludwig was musing, Mia was building
rapport with the father who was in charge of this church. While she was not a
particularly religious person, she figured it couldn’t hurt to make some
connections in the circles of the faithful. As an organization, the Church held
sway over many kingdoms. If things ever went south, having friends there would
be very useful for seeking asylum.
No matter the time or place, Mia always
operated under the motto “me first.”
“Father, thank you very much for accepting
this child into your care.”
“There’s no need for thanks. We’re merely
doing our duty as servants of God. We’re also deeply humbled to be graced by
the presence of Your Highness, and in a place such as this.”
“It’s nothing. After all, this place, like all
the others, is a district within the beloved realm that I call home. By the
way, Father, would you happen to have any friends in other kingdoms, or...”
Mia wasted no time getting to the point.
“Your Highness...”
She turned to the sound of Ludwig’s voice.
“My, Ludwig. Is it time to go already?”
“No, I simply wished to express that I fully
understand Your Highness’s intentions now.”
“I see,” said Mia with a satisfied nod.
“That’s wonderful. I was right to come to you. So, what can we do to make sure
a plague doesn’t break out in the Newmoon District?”
“...There are two main ways to prevent a
plague. We need to bolster the supply of food to this region and replenish the
stamina of the residents, and we also need to improve access to healthcare.”
Vocalizing his thoughts allowed Ludwig to
fully appreciate just how difficult a task he was proposing. All the work he’d
been doing recently revolved around reducing spending. In order to improve the
state of the empire’s finances, either revenue had to increase or expenditure
had to decrease. There was no simple way of increasing revenue, so inevitably,
his primary focus became the reduction of wasteful spending. However, both
distributing food and building hospitals were tasks that required a ton of
money.
Ludwig grimaced. And that was just the start.
Keeping the effort going would be even more costly. How much money was he going
to need? And where was he going to find all this money to begin with? He had no
idea. Even if he had Mia’s royal influence as backing, it might still be
impossible. After all, powerful as she was, she was still a child.
Mia, on the other hand...
“So what you’re saying is that we need
money... I see.” She gave a small nod, then folded her arms as if she was
thinking about something. “Hm, in that case... Ah-hah. Would it be enough if I
sold this?”
Slowly, she removed her hairpin.
“...Huh?”
The large gem on it glowed with iridescence,
confirming it to be the one she received only days before from a renowned
wealthy merchant.
“Princess Mia! That’s... but you love that
pin?!”
Anne raised her voice in alarm, only for Mia
to shake her head.
“It’s fine. I don’t mind. No matter how
precious the item, no matter how closely you try to hold onto it, there will be
a day... It may go missing, or it may break... but its time will come. Knowing
this, the most we can do is to use it well, and thereby give it meaning.”
“Your Highness...”
Ludwig was overcome with emotion — a rarity
for a normally stoic man such as himself. Moved deeply by Mia’s words, he
looked reverently in her direction, from where he felt the venerable aura of a
saint.
It was, of course, all in his head. Just for
the record.
As everyone should be fully aware by now, Mia
was no saint. Why did she decide to sell her hairpin, then? She had, in fact, a
very sound but decidedly less saintly reason for doing so.
Hmph! I’d rather sell the thing than let those
jerks take it from me!
The hairpin was, as a matter of fact, destined
to be stolen from her during her capture by the revolutionary army. And not
only was it stolen, it was stolen by a hooligan of a man, rude and violent and
with entirely too much beard to be proper. Not that it’d be okay if she was
robbed by a handsome fellow with a dashing crop of finely kempt hair, but
anyway...
If it’s going to end up in the hands of someone
like him, I’d rather give it up myself. At least I’ll be using it for my own
sake.
Rest assured that Mia was calculating to the
core. Also rest assured that Ludwig hadn’t the slightest idea.
“Your Highness’s benevolence shall not go to
waste. Let it be known that I, Ludwig, shall personally ensure that this
precious treasure be put to its fullest use.”
Selling the hairpin would ultimately be a drop
in the ocean compared to the cost of the undertaking. Nevertheless, Mia chose
to do so, and Ludwig understood exactly why.
The next day, Ludwig went around loudly
proclaiming that Her Highness had forfeited a most treasured personal article
for the sake of the people in the slums. It was, as he described, an act of
utmost charity by the young princess. The masses were shocked and awed by the
depths of Mia’s benevolence, and the act put all the other nobles in a position
where they had no choice but to donate to the cause as well.
Twenty days later, it was decided that a large
hospital would be built in the Newmoon District.
Chapter 14: Tea Party
On this day, Mia was attending a tea party
under invitation from the daughter of one of the Four Dukes of the Tearmoon
Empire, Emeralda Etoile Greenmoon. For girls of the nobility, tea parties were
a status symbol. The successful invitation of a prestigious guest was a
statement of the host’s influence. In that sense, Princess Mia was in
particularly high demand.
The tea party took place in a corner of a
spacious garden, where the daughters of a great number of noble houses had
gathered. Among them was the host, Emeralda. Her viridian hair flowed behind
her, gentle and wave-like, as she turned to Mia.
“Speaking of which, Miss Mia, that was quite
the bold thing you did...”
“Oh? Whatever do you mean?”
Mia took a sip of her black tea as she gave
Emeralda a curious look.
“The slums, of course. I heard about what
happened the other day,” replied the Duke’s daughter before letting out that
most lofty of laughs. “Ohoho. But tell me something. I believe you gave away
your treasured hairpin for the sake of commoners, yes? Whyever did you do such
a pointless thing? Even Father was thoroughly perplexed by the news.”
“Ah, that’s what you mean...”
“At first, I’d assumed it to be a flight of
fancy, but I can’t help but wonder if there was some deeper meaning, especially
considering it was you, Miss Mia. I’ve thought ever so hard, but in the end, I
simply can’t conceive of a reason...” she said, leaning closer and closer as
she spoke.
Frankly, Mia wasn’t very fond of her. Despite
her constantly proclaiming herself to be Mia’s best friend to everyone around
her, she’d jumped ship faster than anyone else at the first hint of revolution.
That was the kind of thing that got in the way of friendships. If it was up to
Mia, she wouldn’t even be here, but the constraints of social propriety had
made it difficult to turn down the invitation. Emeralda was, like it or not,
the daughter of a powerful house that shared the emperor’s blood. Consequently,
Mia’s goal for the day was to weather the proceedings using the least effort
possible and to avoid stirring up any trouble. So she opted for a fairly
perfunctory response.
“Whatever I did, I did following my heart.
There’s no deeper meaning to it than that.”
Which was really just a more diplomatic
version of, “What? I did it ’cause I wanted to. Got a problem with that, punk?”
Had she been speaking to Ludwig, it would have
been necessary to choose her words more carefully. For just some young girls of
the nobility, though, this was as much discretion as she was willing to spare.
“How splendid. You hold such compassion in
your heart, Miss Mia.”
“To be caring for even commoners... Such
benevolence is beyond the likes of us.”
As the girls at the table all took turns
showering her with compliments, Mia mentally sighed to herself.
Oh, how I wish this would end already...
“It’s been a long day, hasn’t it, Milady Mia?”
asked Anne as soon as they started heading home in their horse-drawn carriage.
“Indeed. My shoulders feel terribly stiff,”
answered Mia as she twisted her neck this way and that. Her joints crackled,
eliciting a sympathetic look from her maid.
“I figured you wouldn’t really feel at home in
that kind of atmosphere... I was right, wasn’t I?”
It wasn’t that Mia didn’t feel at home. If
anything, that was home. She’d been brought up in that
kind of atmosphere. As such, the question made her a little curious.
“You figured? What makes you think so?” asked
Mia in a casual tone as she idly examined the various gifts she’d received.
“Because you’re different, Princess Mia.
You’re not like those people.”
Unprepared for the sudden gravity in Anne’s
voice, Mia’s head was still filled with such frivolous thoughts as, “My, this is ice candy. I love these. They taste so terribly good!” while
her maid’s speech continued.
“I doubt people like them would ever bother to
visit the homes of the poor, much less spare sympathy or give away their own
belongings. They’re nothing like you,” she said in a passionate voice.
“I-Is that... so?” stammered Mia, unable to
look Anne in the eyes — those sparkling eyes filled with such honest
admiration. After all, altruism was not exactly the
main driving force behind Mia’s actions. In fact, not a single thing she’d ever
done was out of pure goodwill. There was something terribly uncomfortable about
being praised so lavishly for something she didn’t do. Anne’s innocent and
heartfelt trust weighed heavily on her conscience. In the end, she cracked, and
her guilt manifested as an overwhelming need to do something nice.
“...Well, since I’m so generous, I have
decided to bestow upon you a gift. You may have these.”
She held out the ice candies she’d received.
“Really? Are you sure? These look really
expensive!”
“It’s fine. They’re not especially rare...”
“Wow! Thank you so much!”
For a moment, Anne giggled with glee, but she
soon fell silent. Her expression turned a tad wistful.
“Is something the matter?”
“Oh, it’s just that... I was thinking how nice
it’d be if I could share these with my sisters...”
“Ah, good point. In that case, how about we
pay a visit to your home right now?”
“...Huh?”
“We’d better hurry, then. They’re ice candies,
after all. We wouldn’t want them to melt before your sisters can try them,
would we?”
“What? B-But— You... You can’t just go to a
commoner’s home like that, Princess Mia. There’s no way that’s allowed...”
“My, but I thought you knew. Haven’t you heard
that your princess is a most willful young lady?”
And with that, Mia turned to the driver,
leaving Anne at a complete loss for words.
Chapter 15: Princess Mia... Attains Enlightenment
Anne’s home was located just outside the
downtown area that surrounded the castle. It was an ordinary wooden house,
small and unassuming, tucked away in rows of similar dwellings. Pretty little
flowers dotted the yard, across which hung a line of newly washed clothes that
fluttered gently in the breeze. It was a humble sight — not sophisticated by
any measure — but it radiated the warmth of hearth and home.
“Princess Mia, please stay here in the
carriage until I say it’s okay to come in,” cautioned Anne before hastily
dashing into the house. A few minutes later, she reappeared with a middle-aged
couple, both of whom looked a little pale.
“My, would the two of you happen to be...”
“I-It is an a-absolute honor to meet you,
Y-Your Highness. I am Anne’s father,” said the man, his voice cracking
nervously. He then introduced the woman at his side as Anne’s mother.
In response, Mia gave her skirt a quick tug
and curtsied.
“Pleased to make your acquaintance. My name is
Mia Luna Tearmoon. Your daughter, Anne, has been an absolute blessing. I’m
terribly glad for her service,” she said with a sweet smile.
“Y-You humble us with your words, Your
Highness. Please accept our deepest gratitude for gracing our daughter with
your royal favor.”
“I-I fear we have nothing to offer Your
Highness here, but...”
“Please, be at ease. The service your daughter
provides is enough. I ask for nothing more. We’re visiting today simply because
we wished to bring you a gift.” Mia gave them her best princess smile. She was
very good at putting on a sweet front. “Now, Anne, could you show me to your
sisters? Quickly, please.”
She wanted to eat ice candies, and the thought
of them melting was putting her on edge. Fortunately, the ceramic cup held
eight candies in total — she knew because she’d counted. With that many, there
should be enough for everyone in Anne’s family to have one and still leave some
for her.
Phew, just enough! Good thing the Four Dukes
don’t skimp on their gifts!
She quivered with excitement as she imagined
placing one of the delicate treats into her mouth. When she stepped into the
guest room, however, she grew a tad concerned. Gathered in the rather small
space were four children. The eldest was a boy, who looked just a little older
than Mia. The others, three girls, looked younger than her.
“...Anne’s brother and sisters, I presume.”
Counting Anne, there were six young people
here. With her parents, that made... Eight!
Phew. What a close call...
That meant after making the rounds, there’d be
one last piece for her. At the same time, she’d have demonstrated her boundless
generosity by freely sharing her treats with everyone present. Not only that,
but Anne’s impression of her as the kindhearted princess would also remain
unscathed.
Feeling rather proud of herself for how
everything had worked out so perfectly—not that she’d had anything to do with
it—Mia went back to gleefully envisioning herself eating ice candies. As a
result, she failed to pay attention to Anne’s introductions of her family
members.
“So, I’m really sorry, Princess Mia, but our
second sister, Elise, has poor health and is always resting in her room at this
time. I know she’s supposed to come and greet you, but...”
“...Huh?”
Mia froze. There was one more person. Not only
that...
“Wow! Really, Your Highness? Are you sure we
can have this?”
“Thank you, Your Highness! Come on, Mom and
Dad! Let’s try it together!”
“Now, now. Behave yourself in front of the
princess... I’m terribly sorry, Your Highness.”
Faced with the smiling faces of Anne’s family,
Mia knew her fate was sealed. She didn’t have the guts to demand a piece in
front of Anne and risk ruining her image as the kind-hearted princess.
S-Stupid girls! Why couldn’t you have put ten in,
you cheapskates?! So much for the Four Dukes!
She decided to direct her frustration at the
Dukes’ daughters. After subjecting them to a good round of verbal abuse in her
head, she finally calmed down.
“I’m so sorry, Your Highness. I know that
there’s normally no excuse for her absence... Please accept my sincerest
apologies...”
“What? O-Oh, uh, that’s quite fine. I don’t
mind. It’s my fault for coming on such short notice. Besides, if she’s not
feeling well, there’s no point forcing her to come. More importantly, Anne,
please have everyone try these already. It’d be a shame if they melted.” She
cast a final, wistful glance at the ice candies before continuing, “Ah, yes,
and why don’t we bring one to your sister in her room?”
To be absolutely clear, Mia wasn’t saying that
out of concern for the sick. She just couldn’t stand the thought of something
tasty entering other people’s mouths and not hers. Staying any longer meant
sitting there and watching everyone else eat. She’d need a heart of gold to not
consider that torture, and hers only had a thin layer of gilding. It was time
to make an escape.
As for how Anne interpreted her statement...
“Oh... Princess Mia...” she said, so moved
that she had to take a few moments to gather herself before she could continue
speaking. “You’re so thoughtful. I appreciate your kindness. I really do. And
I’m sure my sister will too. She’ll be so happy to see you!”
“Ah. Well. That’s nice to hear.”
Compared to her young maid’s heartfelt words
of gratitude, Mia’s reply was decidedly less passionate.
Chapter 16: The Unfinished Novel
“I see. So, your sister is called Elise?”
asked Mia as she followed Anne up to the second floor.
“Yes. She’s the same age as you, Princess Mia,
but she has always been a little sickly... I only wish she were as healthy as
you...”
Anne gave a sad smile.
“...I’m sorry to hear that she’s in such poor
health.”
“Oh, but she’s not actually ill or anything.
Just sort of weak. Plus, thanks to you, my salary has gone up. Now, I can
afford to have her eat lots of nutritious things, and she’s starting to look
more and more healthy,” she said as she knocked on the door in front of them.
“Elise, are you up?”
“Yes, I am. Is that you, Anne? You can come
in,” replied a quiet voice.
Anne opened the door to a small room. Its
modest furnishings — nothing more than a wooden desk and a bed — were in stark
contrast to Mia’s own chamber, which was filled with all manner of things. On
the desk was a row of books, all of which showed signs of considerable use.
Books were costly items, so it was common for them to be reread more than a few
times. What was not common was for them to be reread to the point of falling
apart. Even less common was for every single book a person owned to be in such
a state.
“I’m sorry I couldn’t go down for the
greeting, Sis...”
A young girl sat on the bed rubbing her eyes.
She shared a lot of Anne’s features, including a mop of messy red hair that was
currently sticking out in all directions. Evidently, she’d just woken up.
“I guess the Princess left already... Oh, I
wish I could have gotten a look at her...” she said before reaching for her
glasses beside her pillow. As she put them on and looked through their somewhat
comically large lenses, she froze.
“...Huh?”
She stared, mouth agape, at the person
standing beside her sister.
“Hello. My name is Mia Luna Tearmoon, and I’m
glad to be meeting the sister of my wonderful maid, Anne.”
“Wh-Wha— But, um... H-Hello. I’m sorry, I’m
not even dressed... Your Highness, I...”
“It’s quite all right. Your name is Elise,
right? I’ve heard about you. Please, relax.”
Mia smiled as she placed a hand on Elise’s
shoulder and stopped her from trying to get up.
“B-But...”
“Didn’t you hear her, Elise? Just stay put.
Princess Mia has a heart of gold. She won’t be bothered by a few lapses in
protocol.”
“Indeed. In fact, was there something amiss? I
didn’t even notice,” said Mia, not missing a beat. After all, receiving praise
was her forte.
For a while, they engaged in some enjoyable
banter. She was particularly delighted when Elise declined the ice candy and
said with a look of sincere apology, “It pains me to have to turn down such a
generous offer from Your Highness, but I’m afraid of giving myself a chill.”
As soon as she heard that, Mia immediately
decided that she liked this girl. Not because of any particular trait, of
course, but because she got her ice candy back. Beaming at the delicate treat
returned to her, she was so happy that she almost started bouncing up and down.
“Isn’t this great, Elise? I know you said how
much you wanted to meet Princess Mia,” said Anne, watching her sister with a
gentle smile.
“My, you wished to meet me that much?”
“Yes! I, um... You see, I’m writing a story
and...” Elise said, excitement creeping into her voice. She brought a bundle of
papers over from her desk. Written across the very top page was a title. It
read, “The Poor Prince and the Golden Dragon.”
My, I remember seeing this title somewhere...
As she stared at the row of words, she slowly
lost herself in her memories.
Her days in the dungeon were filled with
tedium. There was, after all, very little to do there. Being dragged out to a
kangaroo court where everyone showered her with insults was, of course, a
harrowing experience, but being stuck in a cell with nothing to do was equally
agonizing.
One day, to help pass the time, Anne started
telling her a story titled “The Poor Prince and the Golden Dragon.” It began
with a prince who shared his wealth with the poor and needy, only to find
himself in poverty after giving too much away. The prince then saved a dragon
from a debilitating injury, and the two of them then went off on a series of
exciting adventures.
It was a story unlike anything she had heard
before. Fantasy novels were rare in the Tearmoon Empire, and Mia immediately
took a liking to it. Ultimately, however, she never got to hear its ending, and
the reason wasn’t because she was executed before she had a chance to.
It was because it didn’t have one.
The author — Anne’s sister — died in the
famine before she could finish writing it.
When Mia stepped up to the guillotine, one of
the deepest regrets she had was the fact that the story’s ending would forever
elude her.
I’d almost forgotten.
Mia was immersed in her thoughts. Slowly but
surely, her fate was changing. She didn’t know whether the famine would still
strike. If it did, with Ludwig’s efforts, its effects might not be as
devastating. Even so...
After leafing through the bundle of papers,
she looked at Elise.
“This is a terribly interesting story. I like
it very much.”
“Huh?”
Elise looked taken aback. She didn’t think Mia
could have read through it so quickly.
“Elise,” Mia continued, paying no mind to the
look of surprise on the girl, “I’d like you to become my court artist.”
“...Huh?!”
Chapter 17: The Princess Chronicles of Saint Mia
There existed a book entitled: The Princess Chronicles of Saint Mia; a self-proclaimed work
of nonfiction, its contents were pure and unbridled fabrications that glorified
Mia. The author of this work was the renowned writer Elise Littstein, who
single-handedly established the fantasy genre in the Tearmoon Empire and pushed
it to prominence. Employed as court author through Princess Mia’s patronage,
she was also sister to Anne Littstein, who served for countless years as the
princess’s personal maid-in-waiting.
The book began like this.
My first meeting with Her Highness came shortly
after my twelfth birthday. At the time, I was a sickly child. Without even the
strength to play outside with friends, I could but turn to writing. My stories
— not novels, no, for they were far too crude to be called novels — served as
an outlet for my desires and frustrations. They were an escape for an
impoverished young girl who had little else in her world.
Her Highness performed no more than a quick skim
of my scribblings before deciding to employ me as a royal author. Not only
that, in those few short moments, she grasped the entirety of my story. I was
left speechless by the sheer speed at which she read. It was a gift that defied
all sense, bespeaking a brilliance that defied all description. It is my belief
that this episode offered an early glimpse at the abundant genius of Her
Highness.
Once again, to be absolutely clear, that was
only Elise’s interpretation. Misinterpretation, rather. In fact, it was
straight up delusion, since there wasn’t an iota of
truth to what she wrote. Regardless, her book sold like hotcakes. In a way, it
was perhaps a fitting sign of an empire in decline.
Granted, the book also ends up saving Mia’s
life... but we’ll get to that later.
“Court artist... to Your Highness?”
Caught off guard by Mia’s sudden proposal,
Elise could manage to do little more than blink.
The system of court artists involved a member
of the nobility or royal family becoming a sponsor for an artist and supporting
his or her livelihood. Gaining a good sponsor meant freedom from financial
worries and the ability to focus completely on one’s creative work. It was the
kind of mouth-watering proposition that every artist dreamed about.
Having been offered the best job a writer
could possibly hope for, Elise shook her head.
“Please, I’d rather not.”
“Eh?”
Elise’s answer took Mia by surprise. She gave
a puzzled frown.
“Why? I do believe it’s a proposition you
stand to benefit from.”
As Mia’s court author, she’d have access to
the Grand Library in the castle as well. It’d be far easier for her to do
research that way...
“I don’t want you to favor me just because I’m
Anne’s sister.”
“Elise! Are you out of your mind? How can you
say that to the Princess?”
“I want to earn my success as a storyteller,
not be gifted the role of a court author through my sister,” she said, a hint
of indignant anger creeping into her tone.
Mia gave her a level look and said, “My, but I
was under the impression that I was recognizing your
talent.”
“You’re lying! There’s no way you could have
read it that fast!”
“Miss Elise, if there’s one thing I’d like you
to remember, it’s this: I hate lies,” said Mia, her
voice taking on a firm edge. “I read your story, and I’m making this proposal
because I enjoyed it.”
Then, she put a finger to her cheek and looked
up at the ceiling, as if she was pondering something. A moment later, she spoke
again.
“Ah-hah. Why don’t I describe for you what I
like about your story! Let’s see... First, there is...” she said, turning her
thoughts to that day in the dungeon when she’d first heard the story. She still
remembered all the parts she liked, the scenes that left an impression on her,
the things that made her laugh...
And then, she talked. She talked and talked,
rattling off a long list of entirely subjective opinions about the story like
those smug armchair critics you all surely know well.
“...No way.”
Elise’s expression gradually changed. At
first, it was mild interest. Then, it was genuine surprise. Then astonished
wonder. Then... a baffled frown?
“Um, Your Highness...?” she asked timidly
during a lull in Mia’s encomium.
Mia raised an eyebrow at the perplexed look on
Elise’s face.
“Hm? Yes?”
“How come... you know about parts that haven’t
been written yet?”
“...Eh?”
The meaning of Elise’s question hit her like a
pound of bricks to the head.
Sweet moons! Oh, I just slipped up hard!
She sure did.
The version of the story that Mia knew was
from a few years later. Obviously, it contained material past what was
currently written.
It felt so terribly good to talk about it that I
wasn’t thinking at all about what I was saying!
Having realized that she’d made a royal
blunder, she broke out in a cold sweat and started to panic. Unexpectedly,
however, she was lent a helping hand.
“What’s so surprising about that, Elise?”
asked Anne, who seemed completely unperturbed. “This is Princess Mia we’re
talking about, you know? Once she’s read a few chapters, she can guess where
the story’s going to go.”
Clearly, Ludwig wasn’t the only one who was
suffering from terminal Mia Syndrome. Anne was right there with him. In her
mind, the significance of Her Highness had inflated to ridiculous proportions.
If the weather was nice, it was thanks to Mia. If it rained, then Mia was
looking after the farmers and their land. Anne had, in summary, become a
true-blue Mia fan.
“Right, Milady Mia?” she asked, beaming at the
object of her adoration.
Mia nodded by pure reflex.
“O-Of course! Whatever you said, it’s
absolutely that!”
Absolutely what?! What in the moons
was she even talking about?!
Even Mia could tell Anne’s reasoning was
nonsense. It was too late to back off now, though. She had to run with it.
“And there you have it,” she said, forcibly
moving the conversation along. “Now, with that in mind, allow me to ask you
again. Elise, I’d like you to become my court author. And when you do, make
sure you finish writing this story.”
“Your Highness... Anne...”
Elise looked from Mia to her sister. Faced
with the pair’s absurd logic...
“Thank you so much.”
She cracked and gave in.
Thus did the Empire see the birth of yet
another rabid Mia fan.
Chapter 18: A Winter Day’s Promise
Winter in the Tearmoon Empire was cold.
Snowfall was common, making the fireplace a treasured fixture of every
household.
“Mmmfff... it’s so cold...”
It was the last day of the year, and Anne was
making her way down a palace hallway, her breaths leaving faint puffs of white
in the air. Outside, snow was slowly descending on the frozen townscape. Many,
if not most stores were closed, but work inside the castle could afford no
pause. Her fellow maids were all busily tending to their usual tasks, and she greeted
them with a quick hello as she passed by. Finally, she came to Mia’s personal
chamber.
“Excuse me, Milady. May I enter?”
“Ah, Anne. Please come in.” Seeing the figure
of her maid in the doorway, Mia put down her book and rose from her fireside
chair. “How terribly cold you look. Come over here and warm yourself up.”
“Yes, I’d appreciate that,” said Anne as she
walked over and lowered herself beside the fire. “Ah, this feels lovely. Thank
you very much.”
In the past, concerns over propriety and norms
would have caused her to balk at such an offer. However, after she was
reprimanded by Mia, who considered her reservation to be improper in and of
itself, she’d learned to just comply gratefully. In return, she made a solemn
promise to herself that she’d repay her master’s goodwill with loyalty.
A comfortable silence descended on the pair as
they luxuriated in the warm aura of the fireplace.
Has she grown a little taller? I wonder...
A fond smile crept over Anne’s lips as she
regarded the young princess. Sometimes, she couldn’t help but see Mia as
another sweet little sister.
“Say, Anne... Do you have a moment?” asked Mia
all of a sudden.
Anne frowned at the strange question. Then she
noticed that Mia’s eyes kept wandering toward the ceiling as she fidgeted in
her seat. Based on experience, she knew that Mia tended to display this kind of
behavior when she wanted to ask some sort of difficult favor.
“Yes? What is it, Princess Mia?” she replied
in a curious tone.
“Well, you see... Next spring, I shall start
attending school.”
“I’m aware of that. Congratulations. I wish
you all the best in your studies.”
Amongst children of the nobility, the rule was
that school began in the spring of the year they turned thirteen. They would
enroll in specialized institutions of learning where they would gain the
knowledge and competence required to effectively rule their respective domains.
Anne already considered Mia a living saint.
She could only imagine what a magnificent young lady her princess would become
with a formal education. Though Mia hadn’t even left yet, Anne was already
looking forward to her return.
“Thank you, Anne. The thing is...” Mia smiled
briefly before her expression clouded over. She remained quiet for some time.
Then, as though she’d finally managed to muster the necessary resolve, she took
a deep breath and looked up at Anne. “I’d like you to come with me. As my
personal attendant.”
“...Huh?” Anne stiffened in surprise at the
question. “You want... me...?”
She had good reason to be shocked. Schools
were a place for nobility, where future dukes, counts, and barons gathered and
mingled. There, noble children developed the friendships and connections that
would one day help them rule. Anyone who stepped foot into these hallowed
institutions, which produced the very leaders of tomorrow, was expected to be
on their best behavior. Clumsiness would not be tolerated.
Furthermore, the school that Mia would be
attending wasn’t even in the Empire. For a number of years henceforth, Mia
would leave the comfort of her castle and spend her days in the dormitories of
her school. During her time there, she was permitted to bring only one
attendant, who would no longer be able to rely on any of the other veteran
maids for help.
“Um, Princess Mia, I’m... overjoyed by your
offer, but are you sure about this? About... me?”
The fact of the matter was that Anne wasn’t a
particularly capable maid. If anything, she was more on the clumsier side of
things. Though she was well aware that Mia afforded her a great deal of trust
and — to her deep gratitude — some degree of genuine affection, it always
saddened her to know that none of it stemmed from her skill as a maid. As a
result, she couldn’t help but feel that Mia would be better off taking someone
more capable and experienced than her.
Just then, she felt something warm engulf her
cold palms. Looking down, she was surprised to find Mia’s tiny hands wrapped
tightly around them.
“Um, Milady, you shouldn’t... My hands are
cold, so...”
“Listen to me, Anne. I said that I want you.”
“Princess... Mia...!”
Anne felt a wave of hot emotions well up
inside. Mia had believed in her, offering her unconditional trust, kindness,
and friendship. She’d given her so much. It was a debt that should, and must,
be repaid. Moved to the core, Anne kneeled down right then and there.
“I’ll try my absolute best, Princess Mia. I’ll
serve you with all my heart and soul.”
Phew. Well, am I ever glad I got that sorted out.
Now I don’t need to worry.
Mia let out a sigh of relief.
Awaiting her at the school where she was
headed were her two greatest enemies in her previous life. One was Tiona
Rudolvon, an Outland noble who led the revolution against the Empire and would
later be venerated as a saint. And helping her every step of the way was Sion
Sol Sunkland, prince of the formidable Kingdom of Sunkland. These two people,
who were directly connected to her gruesome fate at the guillotine, also
happened to be her classmates.
Being near people like them without an attendant
I can trust... Why, the thought alone is enough to keep me awake at night!
Content in the knowledge that she’d managed to
avoid such a nightmarish scenario, Mia welcomed the New Year with a
considerably lighter heart than before.
Chapter 19: To New Lands
In the middle of all the kingdoms and empires
was a small country known as the Holy Principality of Belluga. Its holy nature
came from the fact that it was the home country of the Central Orthodox Church,
the religion which had been observed across the entire continent from days of old.
Though it had no military power whatsoever, it nonetheless possessed an
unparalleled amount of influence. The existence of a certain school within its
borders was, in a way, a testament to its power.
Saint-Noel Academy was an elite school that
gathered children of nobility and royalty from all across the land. Future
rulers of neighboring kingdoms, who one would assume would be raised with the
utmost care in their ivory towers, were instead all sent to one place where
they received six long years of education. From this fact alone, the authority
that the principality commanded was obvious.
And that was exactly where Mia was headed this
spring.
“Wow! This is amazing!”
As Saint-Noel Academy came into view, Anne let
out a cry of excitement. After a week of bumpy roads in the carriage, they were
finally here. Mia wore a tired smile as she watched Anne marvel at the sights
outside, her face pressed to the window.
“You’re not going to last very long if you
keep that up, Anne. Don’t wear yourself out now.”
“But, but, Milady! It’s amazing! Look! The
sea! It’s the sea!”
“Actually, that would be a lake,” corrected
Mia as she followed Anne’s gaze.
The small forest they were currently passing
through was beginning to thin. Up ahead, the fresh green of their wooded road
gave way to the shimmering surface of a vast lake. Known for its abundant
natural beauty, over a third of the principality was taken up by the Noelige
Lake. At its center was a large island, upon which stood the academy. With its
beautiful white walls and castle-like appearance, the building looked like it
had popped straight out of a fairy tale. While she could understand Anne’s
delight at the sight...
I must admit, after seeing it every day for
almost five years, it gets a little old.
After all, she’d already attended this school
in her previous timeline. While she had no complaints about the academy’s
environment, it no longer roused any excitement in her.
“Wow...” said Anne as she let out a deep
breath. “I’m honestly impressed by how calm you are about all this, Princess
Mia.”
Mia made no comment. She merely smiled back
and then closed her eyes.
These next six years are going to be crucial.
Before coming to the academy, she’d carefully
scrutinized her diary and contemplated how she was going to spend her time
here. In the end, she decided to give herself two rules that she had to follow.
Rule number one: avoid danger at all costs. In
particular, she was going to stay the hell away from anyone who’d had anything
to do with sending her to the guillotine.
Rule number two: in the hopefully unlikely
event that her attempted reforms in the Empire failed and that tragic
revolution repeated itself, she was going to require a lot of help, which meant
connections. To that end, she needed to make as many useful friends as
possible.
She had it all figured out.
The most important thing is to stay away from
dangerous people. Like the old saying goes: discretion is the better part of
valor.
In her mind, she recalled the faces of her
mortal enemies — those two hated people who’d brought about her ruin...
And thought nothing in particular of them. She
didn’t want to fight them, and it wasn’t like she craved the sweet taste of
revenge or anything. In fact, revenge didn’t sound very sweet at all. It
sounded like a lot of pain and suffering. Mia, being the lazy pacifist that she
was, found neither of those appealing. This was a case in which her first rule
applied: don’t get close to anything dangerous. After all, if they never got to
know her, they wouldn’t have any reason to hate her, either.
With that said, to be completely unprepared would
have been extremely foolish. If push comes to shove, I want to be ready. Which
means I’ll need connections, and I’ll have to make them as inconspicuously as
possible. Who, then, should I approach first...?
Just as Mia was losing herself in her
thoughts, the carriage came to a stop.
“Ah, bugger...” muttered the driver in a
bitter tone.
“...Hm? Is something the matter?”
“Ah, Your Highness, my apologies. You see, I
was about to move our carriage onto the boat that will get us to the island,
but some other kingdom got in front of us and took our spot.”
“Huh... And?”
“Normally, they should be allowing us from the
Empire to go first. Allow me to go and put them in their place,” said the driver
as he rolled up his sleeves.
Mia sighed softly.
“...It’s fine. I don’t mind.”
“B-But, what of the Empire’s image...”
“I’m sure the Empire’s image would be far
better served by not squabbling over such trifling matters as the order in
which we board a boat. Regardless, there’s room for us both,” said Mia, a hint
of ire entering her voice.
The driver’s attitude made her want to squeeze
her own head in frustration. He’d intended to make a huge fuss over who reached
the island first. It was so petty and frivolous and, honestly, embarrassing.
But the most embarrassing part was the fact that in the previous timeline, Mia
had done just that. To make matters worse, the affair had ended with her whole
carriage falling into the lake. She couldn’t help but cringe at the memory. All
in all, it had been a terrible experience. She’d been wearing a stately dress
that she was particularly fond of. Being stately, it had a lot of fabric, which
soaked up a lot of water, which got very heavy, which meant she almost drowned...
Even after she’d somehow struggled her way onto shore, she still had to endure
a round of riotous laughter from all the onlooking students.
Remembering it was pretty painful, but
watching her own humiliating actions being replayed before her was even worse.
How terribly embarrassing... If I could, I’d go
and slap some sense into my stupid past self!
“A-Are you okay, Milady?”
“Oh, yes, don’t mind me. I’m simply a little
tired from our long journey,” replied Mia as she opened the window.
The cool lake breeze felt good on her flushed
cheeks.
Chapter 20: Squandering Sweat and Blood
A large and luxurious boat, capable of
carrying two dozen horse-drawn carriages, floated on the surface of the lake.
Anne looked up at the massive vessel and scratched her head.
“Huh... How come they don’t just build a
bridge to the island, Princess Mia? I mean, I get using a boat to carry people,
but I feel like they don’t have to carry the carriages too...”
“Apparently, they used a bridge in the past,
but there were too many disputes over checking enrollment documents and
confirming accompanying attendants.”
Bridges, no matter how big or numerous they
were, would always slow down traffic. They were fundamentally bottlenecks. Add
to that the fact that the academy’s students all arrived by horse carriage on
the same day, and it was easy to see that congestion was inevitable.
Furthermore, riding in those carriages were all sons and daughters of
aristocrats for whom the concept of “waiting” was entirely foreign. A dispute
between such people could easily result in some poor supervisor losing their
head. But at the same time, increasing the width and quantity of bridges to the
point where congestion wouldn’t occur was also entirely unfeasible given how
infrequently they were used.
“I heard that even after they started using
boats to ferry the students, there was still an occasion when an argument broke
out over the location of their assigned cabins.”
The children of nobility and royalty were, in
general, very proud people. They would not allow for those who came from
families of lower or equal standing to occupy a cabin above their own. And it’d
better not be bigger, either. The sheer number of preconditions that had to be
considered when assigning cabins turned the whole process into a nightmare for
whoever was in charge.
“How terribly asinine to be squabbling over
such matters... Hmph.”
Mia conspicuously ended her statement with a
scoff and a shrug to drive home the point that she would never even think of
doing such a thing. The fact that she distinctly recalled a separate timeline
where someone who looked and sounded exactly like her made a huge scene over
whose carriage got loaded first was, in this case, completely beside the point.
Also, her cheek definitely wasn’t twitching.
Anne, of course, was oblivious to these
details. Her mind was currently filled with thoughts such as Wow,
Princess Mia is so awesome and She’s such a role
model, which only served to strengthen her loyalty toward her princess.
Eventually, they reached the harbor. Upon
disembarking, they bade farewell to the carriage driver and the retinue of
imperial guards who had accompanied them on their journey.
“Dear knights, your diligent escort has been
greatly appreciated. You may return. I pray that you have a safe journey home.”
The captain of the imperial guards bowed his
head.
“Yes, Your Highness. We, and the whole of the
Empire, wish you well. May God be with you in your new life at the academy.”
Mia thanked him once again as memories of the
past resurfaced. During the revolution, with most of the imperial army either
fleeing or defecting, one group of knights had stayed firm in their duty. The
imperial guards — the ones she was looking at right now — fought to the bitter
end to protect her. In the end, not a single one chose life over loyalty.
In other words, they were exactly the kind of
useful friends she needed to stay on good terms with. Therefore, she made sure
to treat them with the utmost respect.
“Her Highness...”
“Did she just...”
Some of the guards shifted a little. A few had
quivering lips. There was the sound of a sniffle. It wasn’t their fault,
really. Everyone got a little emotional the first time. After all, none of
these knights had ever heard a word of appreciation from their princess.
Tasked with guarding the royal family, these
were knights of exceptional skill. At times, they had to sniff out threats —
assassination attempts, for example — before they’d even occurred. However, no
matter how faithfully they performed their task, at the end of the day, it was
still a job. Though they might risk life and limb in the line of duty, their
deaths and injuries were of no concern to the people they guarded. It was their
purpose. They were doing their job. Nothing was wrong with that. Such was
simply the way of things...
And yet, this young princess before them had
expressed concern for their well-being. She said she would pray for their safe
return. It wasn’t much, but it moved them all the same. As they set off for the
capital, Mia’s words resounded brightly in their hearts, cementing their
loyalty toward their tiny master.
“Now then... Let us head off as well,” said
Mia, turning her gaze toward the climactic stage that would decide her fate,
Saint-Noel Academy.
The island in the lake where Saint-Noel Academy
was situated contained all the facilities necessary to function as an
independent town. It was, in effect, a college town. A multitude of stores
lined the streets, offering everything from clothes and shoes to smithies,
jewelry, and stationery. There was also no shortage of restaurants.
Furthermore, in order to ensure the satisfaction of the island’s high-class
population, they were all of the highest quality. Which meant that for Anne,
they all gave off an aura that was the opposite of welcoming.
“Woweee...” she said in a tone that was a mix
between awe and aversion. “There’s so many stores that look too scary to walk
into...”
Mia giggled a little at her reaction.
“I agree, but that’s only true for the main
street. There are plenty of cheaper stores that are meant for the regular folks
living on the island. The academy also runs its own store, which carries most
daily necessities at very reasonable prices.”
Oh, what a relief. I can go there to buy the
things that I need for myself...
“As such, starting tomorrow, I’d like you to
conduct a thorough survey of every store in this area.”
“...Huh?”
“In particular, I want you to make a list of
all the stores that carry items of decent quality at reasonable prices,” Mia
said as though it were the most normal request in the world.
“B-But, Princess Mia, what about your
allowance? I thought you said you’ll be sent more than enough to cover
everything you might need...”
“I will be. And you’re right. Some amount of
expenses are indeed necessary to maintain the Empire’s image. However...” Mia
glanced at all the fancy stores around her and frowned. “There is a time and
place for such spending, and this is not it. My allowance is derived from
taxes, and I’d rather not squander something that comes from sweat and blood...”
“Princess Mia...”
Anne’s voice trembled with emotion as she
watched Mia softly whisper to herself.
“Sweat and blood must not go to waste. They
absolutely must not...”
For Mia, it wasn’t a metaphor; how she used
tax money had a direct effect on her sweat and blood — specifically, how much
she’d end up shedding. Every coin wasted was another step toward the
guillotine, and she had no intention of ever seeing that damn thing again.
“I’ll have half my allowance sent to Ludwig.
I’m sure he’ll make good use of it.”
Just then, Mia stopped in her tracks.
“Princess Mia?”
“My... That’s...” she whispered, her gaze
fixed on a figure in the distance.
Chapter 21: Princess Mia... Sows the Seeds
Among the students of Mia’s year, there was
one boy whose popularity trumped everyone else’s. His name was Sion Sol
Sunkland, Crown Prince of the Sunkland Kingdom and the object of every female
student’s adoration. His silver hair and cool, clear eyes rounded out his
handsome features, which were further accentuated by a voice laced with honey.
There was an air of composure to him, though he maintained a friendly, inviting
manner. At the same time, he had a strong sense of justice. His grades were
excellent, and his skill with a sword put most teachers to shame; among students,
he was simply unequaled. Frankly, it would be strange for him to be any less
popular, considering he was literally Prince Charming made flesh.
And Mia, bless her young, ignorant heart, had
fallen madly in love with him. Rather, she’d fallen into what she’d thought was
love but was perhaps something slightly less innocent. In her arrogance, she’d
firmly believed herself to be Sion’s only suitable companion. As the Crown
Prince of Sunkland — a large kingdom with a rich history and long-standing traditions
— it seemed obvious to her that the only person who could possibly be a match
for him was herself, Princess of the equally-large and storied Tearmoon Empire.
He was the man of her dreams, and as a result, she simply couldn’t forgive the
girl who had eventually developed a close friendship
with him.
The girl in question, Tiona Rudolvon, was the
daughter of a poor noble whose domain lay near the southern fringe of the
Empire, where most of the land was used for farming. The fact that some country
bumpkin from the middle of nowhere managed to win Sion’s heart — when Mia
herself had failed to, no less — was far too bitter a pill for her to swallow.
So, she took it out on the girl, teasing her
and calling her names. When the other high-ranking girls bullied her, Mia
joined in. In the end, the harassment Tiona suffered at their hands — all the
mistreatment that made her life a living Hell — became the driving force that
pushed her to the forefront of history. Her leadership would eventually make
her a symbol of the revolution. Hailed as a living saint, she spoke on behalf
of the masses, channeling their despair and anger through her impassioned
words. It was through her efforts that Mia would ultimately be put to death by
guillotine.
How terribly foolish I was...
In her three years of dungeon life, she’d been
subjected to more or less the same kind of abuse. After thoroughly experiencing
the kind of suffering she’d inflicted on others, she came to understand an
essential truth: you reap what you sow.
To bully is to be bullied. Such is the nature
of the cosmos.
“Princess Mia... look at that.”
Anne’s voice pulled Mia back into the present.
She turned to find Anne pointing toward a street corner where Tiona was
surrounded by a group of girls.
Ah, of course.
It occurred to Mia that these were the exact
same circumstances under which she and Tiona first met in the previous
timeline. The girls, all of whom were daughters of powerful foreign nobles, had
been harassing Tiona over some problem or another.
I do believe they were going on about how they’d
been slighted by her attendant or something.
At the time, Mia had just happened to pass by,
but she’d chosen to give Tiona the cold shoulder.
“What should we do, Princess Mia?”
“What should we do? Why, the answer to that is
obvious.”
She’d already figured it out in the carriage.
The rule was to never get close to anything dangerous, and she had every
intention of following it; at the same time, displaying any hint of hostility
was absolutely out of the question. She didn’t even want to go anywhere near
them, lest she be labeled a bystander. These were the kinds of situations where
staying neutral was exceedingly difficult; the bystander who does nothing, in
the victim’s eyes, was just enabling the bullies. The last thing she wanted was
to get caught up in their dispute. She didn’t want anything to do with them
whatsoever.
Figuring her best option was to take a detour,
Mia turned to walk in a different direction. Just then, she felt a terrible
chill run up her spine.
Wh-What in the moons was that?
She paused. Something didn’t feel right. It
was as if she were at a crossroads. There wasn’t any clear hint of danger
either way, but she couldn’t help but feel a terrible misfortune awaited her if
she made the wrong choice in this moment. She contemplated the strange
sensation until a question popped into her mind.
I do wonder... why Anne decided to ask me that
question?
It would make sense if they were at a literal
crossroads and a decision had to be made whether to go left or right. However,
in this case, Mia had absolutely no obligation to intervene. They both came
from the Empire, sure, but that didn’t mean she had to go help a stranger. And
yet, Anne had posed the question. Despite all that, she’d turned to Mia and asked,
“What should we do?”
Something told her she needed to do something
about the Tiona situation, almost as if...
As if the decision had already been made...
Mia turned toward Anne. When their gazes met,
she knew she was right. There was an absolute certainty to those eyes — an
unqualified trust — that confirmed Mia’s hunch. Anne’s question wasn’t “Should
we help?”
It was “How should we help?”
For Anne, it was inconceivable that her
beloved Princess Mia would refuse to lend a helping hand to those in need.
Th-Th-This is what it means to have to make an
ultimate decision!
Trapped between a rock and a hard place, Mia
was forced to choose between two equally unpalatable options. Should she help
her archenemy or lose the trust of her most loyal subject?
After some hard thinking, Mia reached her
conclusion; she couldn’t afford to lose Anne’s trust right now.
“I don’t believe we have any other choice.
Well then, let’s do this.”
“Yes, Princess Mia!”
After three years of dungeon life, Mia had
come to understand an essential truth, or rather, she thought she had. What she
didn’t know was that she only understood half of it.
You reap what you sow.
Those words do indeed ring true, but the
scythe cares not for the nature of the grain. Should you sow the seeds of
malice, then malice shall be your harvest. But should you sow the seeds of
kindness...
Just as how bullying will be repaid in kind,
so will acts of benevolence. However, the full scope of this truth was, at the
time, beyond Mia’s comprehension.
Chapter 22: Princess Mia used Verbal Assault! Tiona...
Regained Health?!
“Excuse me, but what exactly are you girls
doing?”
Her strides quick and steady, Mia waded into
the crowd. There were three girls surrounding Tiona. She recognized them from
the previous timeline to be the daughters of moderately prominent nobles from a
number of moderately notable countries. The emphasis here is on “moderately.”
“Huh? And who,” said the leader of the trio
irritatedly, “do you think you are, barging in—”
“Y-Your Highness...?”
Upon hearing Tiona’s surprised voice, the girl
fell silent and the color drained from her face.
“Wh-What? Your Highness? You mean...”
“I do believe introductions are in order. As
you may have suspected, I am indeed Mia Luna Tearmoon, Princess of the Tearmoon
Empire. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.”
Mia gave her skirt a small tug and performed
an elegant curtsy. Just then, sunlight streamed down onto her, imbuing her with
a resplendent corona that dazzled the onlookers. It was as if she glowed with
the glory of the Empire itself, and the girls almost prostrated themselves on
the spot.
“Now, allow me to repeat myself... What
exactly are you girls doing?”
“Um, well, we’re...”
Their faces grew paler by the second. As the
princess of the mighty Tearmoon Empire, Mia was the one person they couldn’t
afford to offend... And right now, she looked absolutely furious.
Indeed, Mia was on the verge of blowing her
lid. The last thing she wanted to do was help her archenemy, and yet these
girls had put her in a situation where she had no choice but to do just that.
She glared at them with burning hatred.
“It seemed to me that you were behaving rather
rudely toward one of my subjects.”
“N-Not at all. We were just thinking that, um,
while she is imperial nobility, she comes from a noble house in the Outlands,
so we were reminding her that any uncouth habits would not be tolerated in
polite society—”
“Need I repeat myself once more?”
Seeing that she had no choice, Mia had
accepted that she was going to have to play the savior. However, it was a
reluctant acceptance, and Mia was an extremely sore loser. After all, she’d
hated losing — her life to the guillotine, that is — so much that she was
literally replaying the whole game. In an attempt to make herself feel a little
better about this infuriating turn of events, she kept talking.
“You see, I love all my subjects, and I love
them equally. Even the child of the poorest beggar shall not be denied my
affection. No matter who they are, so long as they belong to the Empire, I will
not condone any discourtesy toward them.”
What
she meant was, I’m not helping Tiona because she’s
special or anything, ’kay? Even if they’d been bullying some miserable beggar
kid, she’d still have stepped in to help. In essence, she was really saying, Listen here, you twit! I don’t give three hoots about you! To me,
you’re no different from some miserable pauper, got it?
Now, all of this might seem supremely
counterintuitive. Considering she was stepping in to help anyway, it’d be far
more productive for her to just commit to the effort wholeheartedly. However,
that would require her to be a good sport. And being a good sport simply wasn’t
what Mia was about. Therefore, she turned to Tiona and smiled at her in
triumph.
Hah! I just helped you. Can’t say anything bad
about me anymore, can you?
Alas, Mia’s smile was destined to be gravely
misinterpreted.
Tiona did not come from a particularly long
line of nobles. Her grandfather was originally a leader of sorts among his
fellow farmers. After successfully fighting off a group of bandits, he was
awarded land and a title. He was therefore not born but inducted into the
nobility — a nouveau riche of sorts. Worsening matters was the fact that the
region where Tiona lived was incorporated into the Empire much later than the
other regions. As a result, discrimination was rampant. Oftentimes, they
weren’t even considered subjects of the Empire, never mind nobility.
“Second-class citizens” was hardly the worst insult they’d ever heard. On bad
days, they’d been called everything from “descendants of serfs” to “colony
peasants.”
That was why she’d come to Saint-Noel. She’d
studied her heart out, learned all the rules of polite society, and even taken
up court fencing. Day in and day out, she pushed herself to improve, all so
that she could outshine those noble girls who’d made fun of her. Or, at the
very least, so she wouldn’t be a target of ridicule anymore. She wanted to be
acknowledged as an equal — to look into their eyes and know that they saw someone
whose blood ran just as red as theirs.
And yet, it’d barely been half a day since
she’d arrived, and she was already staring at the shattered fragments of her
hopes. Voices, their spiteful tone all too familiar, stabbed at her ears and at
her soul.
Her world darkened. She bit her lip and
lowered her gaze.
After coming all the way here, she had her
answer; it didn’t matter how hard she tried. Nothing was going to change. Not
for her, not for the Rudolvons, not for the people of her county. They’d never
be seen as full citizens of Tearmoon.
Just as despair began to grip her heart, she appeared.
Like the flash of light that splits the
darkness, Her Imperial Highness Mia Luna Tearmoon, noblest of nobles and
Princess of the Tearmoon Empire, strode in and declared with resounding
conviction that Tiona was “one of my subjects,” and that “No matter who they
are, so long as they belong to the Empire, I will not condone any discourtesy
toward them.”
...Huh?
For a long while, Tiona’s mind was blank.
Mia’s words kept echoing in her mind, but their meaning eluded her. She wasn’t
expecting any help, and never in her wildest dreams did she think she’d be
acknowledged as a subject of the Empire as well. Then she blinked, and the
figure of the girl before her came into focus.
Your Highness...
The girl’s smile was gentler and more tender
than any she’d ever seen.
“...Ah.”
Something fell past Tiona’s cheek. She knew it
was a tear. It wasn’t because all her hard work had paid off. It wasn’t because
she got back at her offenders. It was because of a promise — the assurance that
no matter how powerless or insignificant a person she might be, the young
princess before her would love and protect her as one of her own. After
spending her whole life hounded by the urge to keep proving herself, for the
first time ever, she felt... secure. Relief poured out of her in a stream of
tears that, despite her best attempts to stem, simply refused to stop flowing.
Chapter 23: The Cast Assembles...
Sion Sol Sunkland was born the eldest son of
the King of Sunkland.
“He who reigns over the people must believe
firmly in fairness and hold justice close to his heart.”
His father had often spoken those words to him
when he was young... And they’d guided him ever since. To this day, he still
lived by them. Royalty and nobility — those who reign over the people — must
always take pride in their integrity and hold themselves to a standard such
that they might be examples to their subjects. He’d always believed so, but...
As he grew up, there were things that he
couldn’t avoid seeing. He came to realize that not all nobles were the same,
and that not all — not even most — of them lived by his father’s principles.
Even so, he’d held out hope for Saint-Noel Academy. It was, after all, a school
where exceptional students of the nobility gathered. Many of them must be exemplary in their conduct and virtue. Surely, here,
he’d meet plenty of people who were worthy of the seat of power...
And it was exactly because of his hopes that
he was profoundly irked by the sight of students squabbling over something as
trifling as the order in which they crossed the lake. Then soon after, he was
forced to witness another scene that was deeply unbecoming of nobility. A noble
girl who came to the defense of her attendant who’d blundered was being bullied
by three other noble girls.
“...Hah. It’s the same here, too.”
“Unfortunate, yes, but the rot that festers
among the royals and nobles of the land worsens by the day. Those who hold
themselves to the principles of His Majesty and milord are but few and far
between,” said his butler, Keithwood, who shrugged and shook his head. His lips
were curved into the same wry smile he always wore.
The two of them had been brought up together
from childhood. A war orphan, Keithwood was taken in by the King as a child,
who raised him like his own son. As a result, a tight bond formed between them,
and they trusted each other like brothers.
“So, what’s the plan? Seems like a load of
trouble to me. Are you going to help?”
“Obviously,” nodded Sion without the slightest
hesitation.
The aggression was clearly one-sided. Leaving
a girl to suffer such verbal abuse ran against the principles of justice.
However, just as he was about to run over, something flashed across his view.
“Excuse me, but what exactly are you girls
doing?” asked a young girl in a demanding voice. Her lightly fluttering hair
glowed as if it had been soaked in the silver luster of the moon. With anger
coloring every inch of her beautiful face, she declared herself to be Mia Luna
Tearmoon.
“Huh... Princess Mia. The one they’re calling
the Wisdom of the Empire... So that’s her,” he whispered as he watched from
afar, mildly mesmerized by the girl. He found himself fascinated — even a
little moved — by the way she’d boldly stormed into the scene. The audacity was
admirable. The anger even more compelling.
When witnessing the oppression of the
powerless, anger was the correct response. To Sion, the ability to feel
righteous fury — to be justly angry in the face of evil deeds — was an
essential quality for those who reigned over the people. However, how many
people could truly empathize with the suffering of others? How many could go as
far as to feel anger as if they themselves had been wronged? Even Sion, who had
been ready to step in himself, would have done so out of a sense of duty. It
came from the mind, not the heart. Faced with Mia’s genuine anger toward
injustice, he felt that he saw in her the makings of a ruler who truly lived up
to his ideals.
...It was, to be honest, a remarkably poignant
example of why humans can never fully understand each other.
“Rumor has it that she’s made arrangements for
a hospital to be built in the slums.”
“Yes, I’ve heard. I’ve been hoping to meet her
ever since, but...” His gaze still fixed on Mia, Sion put his thumb to his
chin. “Frankly, I was expecting to find a girl who’d lived a sheltered life and
barely knows her golds from her coppers. Or at most, someone who possesses an
abundance of mercy but little else...”
An incompetent but charitable ruler was far
more preferable then one who actively spread turmoil through misgovernment. For
this reason, Sion hadn’t thought too badly of Mia, but the scene he’d just
witnessed profoundly changed his opinion of her.
“When she gave away the hairpin... She
probably did so with a full understanding of the effect that action would have
as well.”
A good-natured simpleton would not choose to
charge head first into trouble, much less thwart the villainy therein. Sion was
certain that Mia possessed wisdom befitting her imperial blood and held justice
close to her heart.
“If her friendship is the only thing I gain
from Saint-Noel, then it will still have been worth it coming here,” said Sion,
his mood brightening visibly as his opinion of Mia underwent a bout of
hyperinflation.
Meanwhile, Mia was in a terrible fluster.
She’d felt rather good after delivering what she thought was a masterful jibe,
but her triumph proved short-lived. After seeing Tiona break out in tears, she
was immediately overcome by a wave of guilt.
I never expected her to cry so easily!
Mia never was much of a tyrant. If anything,
she was sort of a wimp, and while her conscience was a perennial slacker, she
wasn’t devoid of it either.
“A-Ah, perhaps I, uh... went a little too far?
Yes? So, um, could you... stop crying? Please?” she stammered semi-incoherently
before pressing her handkerchief into Tiona’s hands. “W-Wipe your face with
this!”
And then, she fled the scene.
Chapter 24: Girls Talk
As soon as she entered her room in the girls’
dormitory, Mia let out a deep sigh. After escaping the situation in the street,
she’d spent the rest of her day acknowledging the greetings of scores of people
who were drawn to her title, Princess of the Tearmoon Empire.
Ugh, greeting endless waves of strangers is so
terribly bothersome. I wish I could just ignore them all.
While it might have seemed arrogant of her to
find her celebrity status bothersome, her arrogance was ultimately dwarfed by
her innate cowardice. With Anne by her side, watching, she simply didn’t have
the audacity to ignore anyone who showed up to courteously pay their respects.
As a result, she ended up personally receiving each and every one of them.
“...I’m so terribly exhausted.”
She kicked off her shoes and collapsed
spread-eagle onto her bed in a most unseemly fashion. While she was aware of
the inappropriateness of her conduct...
Who cares! I’m the Princess of the Empire, damn
it! No one gets to tell me how to behave!
She was determined to maintain some element of
independence. At least in her own inner monologue.
“You were wonderful today, Princess Mia,” said
Anne, noticing Mia’s fatigue. “I’m sure everyone was really glad to meet you.”
She smiled appreciatively.
“Thank you, Anne. But it sure is exhausting.”
“Would you like some tea? Or shall I prepare
the bath instead?”
“The bath, you say...”
Her room was outfitted with its own bathroom.
So long as she was brought hot water, she could take a bath whenever she
wanted. There was also no need to be stingy, as water was an abundant resource
here — so much so that the Principality had a full complement of water and
sewage systems. If someone from the desert came here, they’d probably find it
unthinkably decadent. While Mia found the thought of settling into a hot bath and
soothing her carriage-beaten body rather alluring, she quickly shook her head.
“No, that won’t be necessary. In another hour,
the communal baths will open. Let us head there instead.”
The girls’ dormitory was furnished with a hot
spring facility that could be accessed during certain hours. For the sake of
being able to stretch herself out and relax in a truly luxurious fashion, she
chose to delay her gratification.
“More importantly, Anne, there’s something I’d
like to ask you...”
“Yes? What is it?”
Mia sat up on the edge of her bed and gestured
for Anne to sit down on the adjacent bed as well. Their beds, on a side note,
were identical in size and adornment. Normally, it would be unthinkable for a
daughter of a noble house to live in the same room as her attendant, but
Saint-Noel Academy was the exception. Here, many of the accompanying attendants
were of prominent noble lineages themselves. To accommodate that, the school
ensured that their rooms were suited for cohabitation by pairs of nobles. Anne,
therefore, stared uneasily at her elaborately decorated bed before gingerly
lowering herself onto it.
“Um... what would you like to know, Princess
Mia?”
“I need your advice on something...”
“My advice...?” asked Anne with a perplexed
frown.
“Yes. It’s an important matter...”
“An important matter...”
Anne gulped audibly as she waited for Mia to
reveal what was undoubtedly an issue of grave importance.
Mia took in a deep breath, held it for a
second, and let it out. Then, she looked Anne in the eye and asked, “What’s the
best way to make an impression on the man of your dreams?”
“...Huh?”
In the previous timeline, Mia was certain that
she and Sion would become a couple. It seemed to her that as the renowned
Princess of the mighty Tearmoon Empire, the only person worthy of her hand was
the Sunkland Prince. She figured the opposite was true as well. Consequently,
her stance toward Sion was always feel free to ask me out if
you’re so inclined. It was like that during the dance party, it was like
that during the evening gala, and it was still like that on the day before the
holidays. Every time, she’d go up to Sion and do some sort of feel free to ask me out routine. It was, needless to say,
supremely annoying. Even present-day Mia had more or less clued in to the fact
that her previous behavior was maybe, just maybe, a
terrible mistake. It was a sign of maturity. Mia had taken a big step forward.
It might not have been a giant leap for mankind, but it was certainly a big
step for Mia.
Of course, her reasoning had been it’s all because Sion has a terrible personality! Her time
in the dungeon, however, had planted the seeds of doubt in her mind, which
sprouted into tiny saplings of common sense. Eventually, it occurred to her
that maybe I was at fault in some ways as well?
Currently, Mia still had absolutely no
intention of actively courting Sion’s affection. Still, she did need to make
enough connections to save herself from the guillotine, and the first and most
important connection was, of course, one’s lover or spouse. To that end, she
figured she’d ask Anne if her approach to dating was wrong, but...
“Princess Mia... Who taught you to act like
that?” asked Anne after hearing Mia’s story. Her face was rigid save for one
cheek that twitched intermittently.
“What do you mean by ‘who’?”
Mia was about to answer “Me, I suppose” when
Anne grabbed her shoulder.
“Listen, Princess Mia. Everything you just
said... It’s all wrong! I don’t know which bigwig noble daughter you asked, but
nobody is going to talk to someone who’s looking down on people all the time.”
“I-Is that so?”
“It is so. Granted, you are
the Princess, so there are probably people who will still go out with you, but
they’re after your influence and power. It’s not because they like you as a
person. And you wouldn’t want to be with people like that anyway. They don’t
deserve you,” she declared in an assertive tone. “Now, with that out of the
way... Who are you going after? Let’s discuss strategy!”
Anne’s eyes glowed with excitement.
Chapter 25: The Secret to Beauty
“What a wonderful bath this is!”
An eager Mia arrived at the communal baths
just as it opened. The bathing facility in Saint-Noel’s girls’ dormitory used
water extracted from a natural hot spring deep in the ground. Standing in the
bathing area with an expansive tub filled to the brim with steaming hot spring
water and absolutely no one else in sight, Mia beamed her pleasure.
“...I wonder if this is what heaven feels
like.”
Anne couldn’t help but giggle at the sight.
She really does love her baths, doesn’t she?
Bathing was a surprisingly uncommon practice
in noble circles. Very few people ever partook in it. Part of the reason was
the fact that the scarcity of volcanoes on the continent made natural hot
springs rare. In order to soak the entirety of one’s body, a sufficient amount
of water had to be both transported and heated, and few nobles found the effort
to be worthwhile. The prevailing opinion among them was, “What’s wrong with
just wiping yourself off?”
If anything, it was the sweat-soaked working
people who were fond of bathing. Unlike nobles, who never lacked for
entertainment, commoners had little to look forward to in their days. The few
public bathhouses that dotted the city were, therefore, widely enjoyed by the masses
as one of their few sources of recreation. Even among the Empire’s frequent
bathers, however, Mia was widely known to have an unparalleled love for baths.
Though she rarely indulged in extravagance, bathing was the one luxury that she
allowed herself. Considering she had her bath filled and heated on a daily
basis, her obsession became a popular talking point among her maids. She hadn’t
always been this way, though. In the previous timeline she had no such
infatuation. Her three years in the dungeon, however... had changed her.
During her time as a captive, she was only
allowed a barrel of cold water once a week. After three years of this she’d
developed an intense yearning for a hot bath. But no
matter how many times she asked, her pleas fell on deaf ears. Ultimately, the
only warm bath she would take was at the guillotine in a pool of her own blood.
After being reincarnated she wanted to bathe on a daily basis. Even though she
knew that blind indulgence would lead her straight back to the guillotine, her
love for bathing was the one desire she couldn’t suppress.
At first, Mia’s request had left Anne baffled.
She couldn’t understand why a princess like her would long for an activity that
was considered to be so... common. Her doubts, however, disappeared after she
witnessed the pleasure Mia derived from lounging in the bath, and she started
scouring the town for ways to improve the bathing experience. Seeing it as a
chance for her to repay her master’s kindness, she searched for popular bath
herbs, procured water from the few hot springs in the area, and did whatever
else she could to create the perfect bath environment.
The result of all this was that over time, Mia
acquired a number of things, such as tender, healthy-looking skin that glowed
and smooth, flowing hair that had a beautiful luster. She, however, had no
idea. So long as she enjoyed her bath everyday, she was satisfied, and thus she
remained none the wiser. The Empire’s social circles, however, certainly did
take note, and unbeknownst to her, a steadily growing number of admirers had
begun to liken her beauty to that of the moon goddess.
I must say, I sure get a lot of comments about
how my skin is pretty and my hair is beautiful these days. I wonder why...?
Such was the extent of her own obliviousness.
“All right. I’m going to wash your back for
you, Princess Mia.”
“Yes, go ahead.”
Anne proceeded to carefully scrub Mia’s back,
taking care to check the condition of her skin.
Hm... she thought, her skin
feels a little rough. It must have been the long journey.
Fortunately, the spring water used in this
bath was said to be good for relieving fatigue and revitalizing dry, damaged
skin. With a dab of herbal soap and a massage, followed by a nice long soak,
her skin should be back to prime condition.
Still, I wonder who the person is that Princess
Mia wants to approach?
Though Mia had left the question unanswered,
Anne’s curiosity did not wane.
I thought for sure she liked Mr. Ludwig, but—
Anne shook her head.
Regardless, my job is to take perfect care of her
so that every man who sees her will find her irresistible. Let’s see, what’s
next...
After washing Mia’s body, she started brushing
through her hair.
No split ends? Check. Volume and shine? Check.
“All right. I’m done, Milady Mia,” said Anne
with a satisfied nod.
“Thank you, Anne. You always take such good
care of me.”
Mia turned around with a pleased smile on her
face but then frowned as though remembering something.
“Hm... Ah-hah! That’s it! I should wash your
back for you from time to time,” she declared with a grin.
“Wh-What? No way! You’re my master, Princess
Mia! I can’t possibly have you wash my back!”
“Please. Enough with the modesty. It’s not
like anyone is watching, and I’m sure you’re tired as well. Consider it thanks
for taking care of me every day.”
To Mia, Anne was an invaluable ally and a
loyal subject. Even more importantly, though, she was the one who stayed by her
side until her final moments — the one to whom Mia owed so much. It was a
priceless debt that she knew she could never repay.
She pushed Anne down onto the seat and,
disregarding her continued objections, quickly circled behind her and began
scrubbing her back.
“There we go. Nice and clean now. Let’s jump
in, then.”
Just as Mia was about to step into the bath,
she heard a soft laugh behind her.
“Gosh, you two are such good friends, aren’t
you?”
Chapter 26: The Daughter of the Duke of Belluga
Even at Saint-Noel Academy, which gathered the
sons and daughters of powerful nobility from all across the land, there were
few who could intimidate Mia. The Tearmoon Empire was one of the two most
powerful countries on the continent. As its Princess, Mia’s influence was
without equal. There were only two exceptions. One was Sion, Crown Prince of
the Sunkland Kingdom. The other happened to be standing right in front of her.
“Ah...” said Mia as she immediately
straightened her posture. “Miss Rafina.”
Rafina Orca Belluga was the eldest daughter of
Orleans Belluga, ruler of the Holy Principality of Belluga where Saint-Noel Academy
was situated. “Principality” referred to a country ruled not by a king or
emperor but by a duke. Highly lauded nobles or those of the royal lineage with
great achievements to their name could, with special permission from the king,
be granted independent sovereignty over a small domain. The vast majority of
principalities in this world were formed in such a manner, which meant that a
princess of a mighty empire, such as Mia, had little reason to fear them.
However, the Holy Principality of Belluga was the one exception to the rule.
The Duke of Belluga belonged to no royal
family, nor was his domain a protectorate of some larger power. The reason the
country chose to be referred to as a “Principality” was that its people saw God
as their king. The duke’s authority was bestowed upon him by God, and he
governed in His place. Consequently, the Duke of Belluga was unique in that he
was not only the country’s political head but also a priest. His daughter
Rafina assisted him in the various religious proceedings this duality entailed,
through which her name naturally rose to prominence. In fact, she was known
throughout the neighboring kingdoms as a saint. Unlike Mia’s sainthood — the
validity of which was both debatable and limited to certain areas or even individuals
within the Empire — Rafina’s was the real thing.
Mia remembered the girl to be fourteen, making
her about two years older than Mia. From the day Mia came to Saint-Noel, Rafina
had been its student council president, making her a central authority figure
within the academy and one who commanded unparalleled influence. She was the
kind of person Mia couldn’t afford to take lightly. In fact, Mia would never
even dream of taking her lightly, because in all honesty, she was terrified of her.
“I’m pleased to make your acquaintance, Miss
Rafina. I’m—”
“Mia Luna Tearmoon, Princess of the Tearmoon
Empire. The pleasure is all mine. I’ve heard quite a lot about you.”
This short exchange left Mia in shock. It took
her a few seconds to process the fact that Rafina knew her name. In the
previous timeline, Mia was the one who’d approached Rafina. Drawn by the power
the Duke’s daughter wielded, she’d had every intention of befriending the girl.
Sadly, this never came to pass. It didn’t matter how many presents she sent or
how close she sat to her during tea parties. She tried her absolute hardest,
but in the end, no friendship ever bloomed between them.
Worse yet, Rafina never even bothered to
remember her name. Whenever they met, the girl’s frigid gaze would make Mia
feel worthless, as if her very existence was a waste of time. Eventually, those
dispassionate eyes bore their way through Mia’s damaged ego and scarred her
soul. In the end, she was left with nothing but the feeling of cold, hard dread
whenever she thought of the girl.
And now...
H-How does she of all people know my name?!
As Mia stood in silent, motionless surprise,
Rafina smiled gently at her.
“Please. This is no place to practice your
posture. You’ll catch a cold. Come, let’s enjoy a bath together.”
At Rafina’s prompting, Mia discovered that she
was indeed starting to feel a little cold.
Still, this person suddenly acting so friendly
toward me is a little scary.
“W-Well,” said Mia, not entirely letting down
her guard, “if you say so...”
Just as she put one foot into the water,
something occurred to her. Anne was just as likely to catch a cold, but with
Rafina watching, she couldn’t possibly have her share the same bath as them.
The only option was to have Anne return to their room, but that would leave her
alone with Rafina.
N-Never! That would be terrifying!
For comparison, in the previous timeline Mia
had been twenty years old, and she retained the mindset and memories she’d had
then, despite the age she appeared to be now. Presently, Rafina was fourteen
years old. In other words, Mia was dealing with someone who was, relatively
speaking, just a little girl. However, Mia’s wimpiness struck again, and she
couldn’t help but tremble in fear before the aura of prominence that Rafina
exuded. Truly, her cowardice knew no bounds. With her back against the wall,
she struggled to find a solution to her dilemma.
“Your maid can feel free to join us if she’d
like,” said Rafina, causing Mia to spin toward her in disbelief. “Here, where
we’ve shed both clothes and class, there are no princesses or nobles or
commoners. Only people — equals who have come to share in the pleasure of a
bath. Wouldn’t you agree, Princess Mia?”
“Absolutely! I couldn’t have said it better
myself!” exclaimed Mia, who was more than glad to take her up on the offer.
“Well, Anne, you heard Miss Rafina! Come on! Over here!” She urgently tapped
the spot beside herself.
“B-But...”
Anne hesitated at first, but after Mia grabbed
her hand and started pulling, she gave up and followed her in.
“Okay, there,” Anne said, reluctantly lowering
herself into a corner spot.
“Don’t be silly. You’re barely in the water
there. Come closer.”
Not to be denied, Mia proceeded to grab Anne’s
arm and drag her over. Their antics elicited a soft laugh from Rafina.
“You two really are such good friends.”
“Of course. Anne isn’t just my friend. She’s
my right hand and confidante.”
The
intended nuance of her statement was It’s going to
be two versus one in a fight, so you’d better think carefully. And don’t think
she’ll side with you just because you’re a big deal. My right hand isn’t going
to betray me.
“R-Right hand and... confidante?”
Meanwhile, Anne was on the verge of tears.
Though she’d devoted herself heart and soul to serving Mia, she’d never once
thought herself to be an excellent maid. She figured she was more on the clumsy
side, if anything. Mia’s remark, therefore, moved her to the core. Those words
were more than enough for her to feel that it was all worth it.
Ignorance, sometimes, truly is bliss.
Then again, Mia really did mean it when she
called Anne her right hand and confidante. In this case, even if Anne
discovered what she was actually thinking, maybe she’d get off with just losing
a bit of saint cred...
“The Wisdom of the Empire indeed,” said Rafina
with a giggle. “I see that your epithet is well deserved.”
The display of intimacy between princess and
maid had brought a smile to Rafina’s lips.
Chapter 27: An Army Ten Thousand Strong
Mia sat in the bath, the water up to her
shoulders, feeling the heat sink into her body. Just as a comfortable haze
began to settle in her head, she heard Rafina speak.
“By the way, Princess Mia, were you aware that
there will be an entrance commemoration party the day after tomorrow?”
“An entrance commemoration party? I don’t believe
so...”
Mia frowned perplexedly. She’d never heard of
such a thing, and she didn’t remember attending during the previous timeline.
She wondered why, though not for very long — she got her answer immediately.
“Haven’t you heard? We’re having a dance party
to welcome the new students. I thought for sure someone would have already
asked you to be their dance partner.”
The second she heard “dance,” a jolt ran up
Mia’s spine.
Ah-hah! I remember now! What a terrible time that
was! I’d wiped it from my memory!
In the previous timeline, Mia had believed
that she and Sion were destined to be together. As such, she figured Sion would
be the one to ask her to the dance party, and the gossip she heard from those
around her only strengthened that belief. This, of course, led to tragedy.
After all, her supposed dance partner had absolutely no intention of taking on
said role. On top of that, because she’d gone around spreading the word
beforehand, no one else asked to go to the party with her. By the time anyone
realized this, the party was half over. A few familiar faces did eventually
come by and, with awkward smiles, invite her to participate. Her pride, though,
couldn’t bear the hint of pity in their eyes. In the end, she spent a long,
lonely day in her room commemorating her matriculation by herself.
N-Never again! I refuse to go through anything
like that again!
Fortunately, this time she hadn’t lied about
going to the dance with Sion. Other people would ask her... They should. They
had to.
Th-They are, right? Please, tell me they are—
Mia caught herself just as she was about to
pray to a higher power. She quickly shook her head.
No. This kind of weak attitude won’t do. I need
to be more assertive. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to make these life-saving
connections!
Mia took a moment to reaffirm her two
objectives. The first was to not associate with people who were dangerous. The
second was to intimately associate with people who would help her. Admittedly,
the first was already looking pretty shaky, but the second one looked to be off
to a good start. She had to make the most of her opportunities.
There had been a time when Mia wished to win
the affection of Sion Sol Sunkland, whom she considered to be the man of her
dreams. He was a handsome fellow with a charming smile, after all, and Mia was
all about the looks. Furthermore, his skill with the sword was peerless; even
older students couldn’t hold a candle to him. During the swordsmanship contest,
he’d fought boldly against an opponent far bigger than him. The rest of the
time, he radiated kindness and composure. All in all, he was simply flawless.
...Or so Mia had thought. Now, she knew how
wrong she’d been. However indirectly, he was the reason she’d been brought to
the guillotine. Having seen through his perfect persona — or so she believed,
anyway — she knew him to be a fake. However, there existed a more fundamental
issue than whether or not his character was genuine; taking a crown prince as a
husband was, first and foremost, an impossible proposition.
Being the sole heir to the imperial throne,
Mia couldn’t possibly leave her Empire to be wed to someone. Similarly, the
Sunkland Kingdom couldn’t send Sion over to be her husband either.
If anything, I should be aiming for second
princes, or younger even. People who don’t have much of a chance at the throne.
As she was considering her options, someone
came to mind. While not as powerful as the two greats — Tearmoon and Sunkland —
among the medium-sized kingdoms, there was one that was relatively large and
boasted a fairly substantial military. In addition, though a little far, it
just so happened to be situated on the opposite side of Sunkland, creating a
geographic sandwich of sorts. It was named the Kingdom of Remno, and to Mia’s
great fortune, its second prince, Abel Remno, was her classmate. If she could
wed Abel — or at least establish a relationship with him — when Sunkland
mounted its invasion, she’d be able to ask for reinforcements. That way, they
might be able to defeat Sunkland with a pincer attack.
I was planning to approach slowly after school
started, but it seems like I have no time to dawdle!
After leaving the communal baths, Mia quickly
made her way back to her room. As soon as the door was shut, she turned to
Anne.
“Time for a strategy meeting. Anne, I need
relationship advice. Don’t hold back. Tell me everything you know. I want
full-scale mobilization.”
Upon hearing this order, Anne immediately
stood to attention.
“Understood, Princess Mia. You have my full
commitment. With your permission, I shall provide you with every last piece of
knowledge I have.”
Seeing her maid’s enthusiastic response, Mia
nodded with satisfaction.
Unbeknownst to her, the “knowledge” that she
was counting on was entirely based on the romance novel Anne’s sister had
written. In other words...
Not once did she suspect that Anne — five
years her senior — was a complete novice at relationships who had never herself
been in love before.
“How promising,” she said, completely unaware
of her terrible misconception. “With you at my side, Anne, I feel as though
I’ve gained an army ten thousand strong!”
An army ten thousand strong indeed, but little
did she know... What it had in numbers, it lacked in substance.
Chapter 28: Wisdom and Strategist and Council of Love
“I propose the method of dropping something.”
“...Huh?”
Mia blinked a few times, baffled by the sudden
proposition. While she scratched her head, wondering what possessed Anne to
make such a strange remark, her interlocutor continued, wagging her finger in
that way teachers did when preaching to children.
“You see, Princess Mia, people need a reason
to get to know each other.”
“Yes, I’m aware of that.”
What Anne said was true. Starting a
conversation with a complete stranger out of the blue was difficult. A great
deal of courage was required to do so. For Mia, who was particularly
chicken-hearted, it was an extremely tall order. Complicating matters was the
fact that it was a dance party, for which boys were normally the ones who did
the asking. Among noble circles, it was widely accepted that girls were asked
to dances, and their efforts should be focused on making themselves
sufficiently appealing to attract such requests. Should a girl ever take the
initiative and ask a boy, she might quickly find herself the victim of much
gossip about her shameless and uncouth behavior. Therefore, in order for Mia to
be asked to the dance, she needed to first stage a scenario in which she and
her target would naturally engage each other in conversation. That would allow
them to become acquainted with each other, making it easier for the crucial
request to occur.
Of course, they could remain completely
unacquainted and he still might ask her to the dance. The possibility certainly
existed in theory, especially considering there were boys who preferred to
remain free agents until the day of the party, when they’d go around asking
whomever struck their fancy. However, this was not applicable to Mia — no one
would dare approach the Princess of the Empire on a whim. In addition, her
change of heart was only a very recent event. Though some people in the Empire
had begun to refer to her as “Saint” and “The Wisdom,” only neighboring
kingdoms with well-established intelligence networks would know anything about
this. To most of her classmates, her reputation remained unchanged, and
considering she was known to be a selfish, arrogant princess who flaunted her
power in the worst ways, people probably weren’t lining up to be her dance
partner. Therefore, she needed to make use of what limited time she had left to
convince people that she wasn’t a terrifying egomaniac.
...Easier said than done.
“And that’s where dropping something comes in.
Imagine this. The gentleman you’re interested in is right in front of you.
You’re walking past him and, all of a sudden, something just... slips out of
your hand and falls to the ground. What do you think would happen then?”
“Ah-hah. You’re right. If it looked like I
accidentally dropped something right in front of him, he would have no choice
but to pick it up.”
“Exactly. And in the process of saying thank
you, you just casually mention the dance and ask him if he has a partner. If
not...”
“Hm. So the idea is to create an opportunity
for conversation that will naturally lead him to ask me to the dance... How
terribly clever,” said Mia, deeply impressed by the tactical brilliance on
display.
She had no idea her confidante was capable of
devising a scheme of such meticulous detail. All sorts of descriptors she’d
never before associated with Anne began to flash across her mind: dependable,
master strategist, should be in charge of all the Empire’s armies...
“If he happens to be a little on the dense
side, then you can ask him to the dance, but phrase it as an expression of
gratitude for his courteousness.”
While it was generally taboo for the girl to
do the asking, framing the request as a form of thanks should shield her from
being seen as shameless. Offering someone a gift for no apparent reason would
be seen as cheap ingratiation, but doing so as repayment for a previous favor
carried no such scorn. In fact, in the latter case, not doing so would be
deemed impolite.
“Also, you can subtly draw attention to your
feminine charms through the thing you drop. I recommend a nice little handkerchief,
for example. It shows you have good taste.”
“Amazing, Anne. You are absolutely amazing...”
Before she knew it, Mia was applauding Anne’s
proposal. The more she heard, the more she came to appreciate the masterful
perfection of Operation Handkerchief Drop. What she didn’t realize, of course,
was that the entire operation was lifted step-by-step out of a story Anne’s
sister had written. And how could she? After all, the story that Anne drew from
was much older than the one Mia was reading. It was one of Elise’s earliest
from back when she’d first started writing stories, filled to the brim with
dreamy situations that reflected the fancies of a young girl for whom romance
yet remained solely within the realm of imagination...
For Mia and Anne — two romantic amateurs who
couldn’t tell the difference between fiction and reality — nothing seemed
particularly off about this.
“All right. Let’s do this,” said Mia. Slowly,
she rose with a great sense of purpose as she prepared to carry out their
masterful plan to drop a handkerchief.
Chapter 29: Operation Handkerchief Drop
Between the boys’ and girls’ dormitories of
Saint-Noel was a beautiful courtyard known as the Garden of Water. Being in
water-rich Belluga, it boasted a large fountain and many watercourses. It was
further adorned by a lavish variety of colorful flowers and exuded a thick aura
of romance. Many a pair of students had stepped in as friends and left as
sweethearts.
What a perfect place to
stage an accidental encounter! thought Mia with a
devious smile as she tightened her grip on the handkerchief she’d brought.
It was the day after she’d met Rafina, and she
was sitting on a bench in the aforementioned courtyard. Through intelligence
gained by Anne’s reconnaissance, she’d learned that Abel would soon pass by
this spot. As such, she’d pre-emptively moved into position to await his
arrival.
She also happened to be wearing the academy’s
official uniform, which consisted of a classy blazer and an elegant pleated
skirt. Both pieces were brand new, and their pristine whiteness perfectly
complemented her refined beauty. There was an almost divine quality to her
quiet figure, motionless save for the gentle fluttering of her hair. In that
moment, she was indeed the Saint of Tearmoon.
On the outside, anyway. Her motivations were
far less pure.
For some time, she sat alone, listening to the
gentle burbling of the fountain. Then, amidst the steady percussion of falling
water, she heard something else — footsteps. Her eyes shot open.
He’s here!
With her prey sighted, Mia let out a quick
breath and stood up. She began walking, making sure to position herself just a
little in front of Abel. Every few seconds, she glanced behind her, looking for
just the right moment...
Now! Commence the drop!
She released the handkerchief. It fluttered
gently through the air before descending to the ground, landing right at his
feet. Seeing that her aim was true, Mia kept her composure, but in her mind,
she was roaring with triumph.
What technique! What precision! I handled that
perfectly! And now, here he comes!
Anticipation quickened her pulse as she waited
to be called. She slowed down her pace so he could catch up more easily. She
kept walking, and waiting, and walking, and waiting, and... nothing happened.
How terribly strange.
Craning her neck to assess the handkerchief’s
situation, she found it still in the same place it had landed. Stuck on a blade
of grass, it fluttered uselessly in the wind, lonesome and ignored.
H-How come he didn’t pick up the handkerchief?!
This time she turned all the way around to
look at Abel, only to find him speaking to a girl beside him.
“Is something the matter, my dear lady?” he
asked her glibly.
As it turned out, Mia had forgotten a very
important fact: between a dropped handkerchief and a girl in need, Abel would
go for the girl every single time! And then he’d try to get all friendly with
her! Indeed, Abel Remno was fundamentally a playboy. He was handsome, but also
shallow and pretentious. Woefully prone to delivering cheesy pickup lines.
That, however, was not the end of her
misfortunes.
“Hm? What’s this...?”
In one graceful motion, another boy reached
down and picked up the handkerchief. Bringing it up to his eyes, he observed it
for a moment. His beautiful silver hair and vexingly striking features marked
him to be Mia’s archenemy, Sion.
“Did anyone here drop a handkerchief?” he
called to the people around him.
“Gah! Y-Y-You!” she muttered angrily under her
breath as she gnashed her teeth.
She had to get out of here. Her first and
foremost goal was making sure Sion and Tiona did not acquaint themselves with
her. Under no means could she allow any communication to occur between them, or
she’d be handing them her head on a platter! Retreat was her only option.
Feigning disinterest, she spun around and started walking away. Just then...
“Ah, that belongs to Princess Mia.”
Her other archenemy, Tiona Rudolvon, joined in
the attack.
“I just borrowed one of those yesterday,” she
said as she ran up to Sion. “It looks the same, so it has to be hers.” She took
out her handkerchief, which had been carefully washed and cleaned, and showed
it to him.
The handkerchiefs Mia used were crafted by
royal artisans. In their quest to please their beloved princess, they made full
use of their expertise, embroidering the sides with intricately-patterned lace.
As a result, her handkerchiefs were uniquely identifiable and, in this case,
undeniable proof of her ownership.
“Ah! There she is! Princess Mia!”
D-Damn it, girl!
Realizing that escape was no longer an option,
she finally resigned herself to her fate. She turned around gracefully and
patted her uniform as if checking her pockets.
“My, you’re quite right. It would appear that
I’ve dropped it by accident,” she said with a smile. “Thank you so very much
for letting me know.”
“I see. So this belongs to Her Highness
Princess Mia,” said Sion as he regarded the handkerchief. Then he walked up to
Mia, pressed his hand to his chest, and lowered his head in a show of respect.
“I am Sion Sol Sunkland, Prince of the Sunkland Kingdom. I believe this is the
first time we’ve met, Your Highness. I’ve heard a lot about you.”
“My, how terribly courteous. I am Mia Luna
Tearmoon,” she replied, giving her skirt a quick tug in a mini-curtsy.
She’d intended to take the handkerchief, say
thank you, and then get the hell out of there, but just as she turned to
leave...
“I must say, what a fine coincidence this is.
I’ve been meaning to ask whether Your Highness has decided on a partner for
tomorrow’s dance party?”
A chill ran up her spine.
“If not, then I’m of a mind to nominate myself
for the role.”
How? Why? What in the moons is even happening
right now?!
Faced with a radiant smile that would make any
other girl weak in the knees, Mia felt nothing but the terrible urge to scream
her frustration at the sky.
Chapter 30: A Ray of Light
Wh-What should I do? How do I get myself out of
this mess?!
On the inside, Mia was descending into panic.
Becoming Sion’s dance partner would mean associating with him — intimately so.
If their acquaintance deepened, and then something went wrong, the three step
process of Revolution→Sunkland Gets
Involved→Guillotine would become a very real
possibility. That was bad. In fact, that was about as bad as it could get.
However, turning Sion down here would surely sour his opinion of her.
Furthermore, if she were to lie and say that she already had a dance partner,
it’d be close to impossible for her to actually find one. No one was desperate
enough to try their luck with the princess who’d turned
down an offer from Sion. With her back against the
wall and the ceiling about to collapse, Mia frantically searched for a way out.
Like a tiny mouse stuck on a sinking ship, she kicked all her senses into
overdrive, trying to find something — anything — that would give her a chance
to survive. Just then, out of the corner of her eye, she caught sight of her
handkerchief-resistant friend, Abel, being dragged behind a building corner by
an older male student. Judging by the brief glimpse she got of their
expressions, the ensuing interaction wasn’t going to be pleasant. Her spidey —
or rather, mousey — sense tingled.
This is my chance!
The troubling sight gave her the perfect
excuse to flee the scene.
“Hm? What’s going on there?” asked Sion, turning
in the same direction. He seemed to have noticed as well. Before he could get
another word out, though, he heard a series of rapid footsteps.
“Excuse me for a moment.”
He turned just in time to see Mia’s profile as
she streamed straight past him.
“What... do you think you’re doing?”
“Like I said, my dear brother, I was looking
for a dance partner—”
Abel’s sentence was cut short by a fist
slamming into his face.
My, how terribly barbaric. Being Abel’s brother,
I suppose that would make him... the First Prince? Thought Mia as she watched from the shadows.
“Wimpy piece of... Always bending over
backwards to suck up to women... If you’ve got a shred of pride left as a
Remno, then get better with the sword. Then they’ll line up to kiss your ass instead,” said the brother with a disdainful huff.
“Hmph. Then again, I guess it’ll never happen for a little chickenshit like
you. Go lick their boots all you want, but no decent woman is going to choose
you as a dance partner.”
Well, that’s a rather twisted view of things... I
would consider it basic manners to approach girls who look like they’re in need
of help.
After mentally giving the older brother’s
behavior a firm stamp of disapproval, Mia spoke up.
“What seems to be the matter here?”
Both brothers spun toward her in surprise.
“Who’re you supposed to be...” growled the
older of the two. “We’re in the middle of something right now, young lady. Oh,
but don’t worry your pretty little head. Nothing more than your usual brotherly
quarrel. Absolutely nothing to see here, so if you could just mosey along we’d
all be better off, you get me?”
He leaned in toward Mia, pushing his face
almost right up against hers and staring her down. While it was good practice
to look directly at children when speaking to them, there was nothing benign
about the way he was glaring at her. It wasn’t an attempt at communication. It
was an overt threat.
In response, Mia felt overcome by a sense
of... something that resembled fondness.
My, what a naughty young boy!
It bears repeating that on the inside, Mia was
actually a young woman of twenty. Though she’d spent over three years in a
dungeon, which somewhat crippled her mental maturity in certain aspects, she
was still technically an adult. On top of that, she’d experienced the horrors of
the revolution. She’d been threatened and condemned. She’d even had swords
pointed at her neck as she faced the murderous rage of violent rebels. That is
to say, she’d seen some shit.
In comparison, the antics of Abel’s brother
were literal child’s play. Try as he might to look big and mean, he was
ultimately a pampered prince who’d been brought up in a sheltered environment.
Also, while he was First Prince, he came from the Remno Kingdom, which was
inferior in status to the Empire.
Why, it would appear that I have absolutely
nothing to fear!
Mia scoffed in amusement.
“Wh-What’s so funny?!”
“My, how rude of me. I do apologize. However,
could you keep your hands away from him, please? I would very much prefer to
keep my dance partner’s face in good condition.”
Then, without a hint of hesitation, she walked
right up to Abel. Finding that he’d cut his lip, she took out her pristine
white handkerchief, gently pressed it to his mouth, and smiled.
“Well, I do hope you realize, Prince Abel,
that this all happened because you keep flirting with other girls when you’ve
already asked me to be your dance partner.”
“Wha—?”
Abel’s jaw hit the ground. Mia allowed it to
remain there, choosing instead to curtsy shallowly at the older boy.
“It is a pleasure to meet you, First Prince of
the Remno Kingdom,” she said with a dazzling smile. “I am Mia Luna Tearmoon,
Princess of the Tearmoon Empire and the woman who had the indecency to choose
your brother.”
Chapter 31: Princess Mia... Appears in All Her Glory
Abel Remno knew he was a loser.
Likewise, he knew Remno was a second-rate
kingdom. It possessed neither the rich history and tradition of Sunkland nor
the sheer might of Tearmoon. Outmatched by even Belluga in influence and
authority, it failed to garner any real respect from its neighbors. The only
way it managed to hold its own among its first-rate neighbors was by
strengthening its military. As a result, swordsmanship was exceptionally valued
in the kingdom, and its young men spent much of their time honing their skill with
the sword and competing with one another.
As royalty, Abel had been subjected to an
intense regimen of training since childhood. Day after day, he practiced. Day
after day, he was told to practice more. So long as the King’s blood ran in his
veins, his goal should be to become the best swordsman in the kingdom. However,
never — not even once — had he bested his older brother, the First Prince.
Nevertheless, he kept trying. He put in the work, enduring endless grueling
training sessions in the hopes of one day beating his brother at swordplay.
But one day he’d been forced to face the cold,
hard truth: in this world, there existed some talent so sublime — so utterly
unequaled — that no amount of hard work could ever hope to reach its heights.
It was the day he traveled to the Sunkland Empire and witnessed the
swordsmanship of Sion Sol Sunkland. It was a terrifying sight. His skill with
the sword was so overwhelming that not even the experienced knights could equal
him. The deftness of his blade defied logic; he bested one opponent after
another — all full-grown adults and all with far superior weight and reach.
As he watched, Abel felt something waver
inside him. The level of mastery on display was incomparable to even the
brother he could never beat. He was witnessing a true genius at work — a true
genius who was the same age as him. And, when he discovered that this boy was
First Prince of a first-rate kingdom, that something inside him snapped.
There were those, he realized, who were
favored by God. They were chosen to be superior... and he wasn’t one of them.
No matter how hard he tried, he’d never stand shoulder to shoulder.
The most I’ll ever be is second-rate...
Once that thought took root in his mind,
everything — the hard work, the practice, all of it — suddenly lost all
meaning. What was even the point? Why suffer the hardship? Why endure the pain?
There was no need. Fortunately, he was blessed with his mother’s looks, and
here in Remno, whose society skewed toward male chauvinism, he only had to display
a little bit of kindness to receive the adorations of women. His maids, for
example, loved him to bits. And so he would go on to become known as a
second-rate prince, indulging in many dozens of mistresses over his lifetime
and ultimately leaving his mark upon history as no more than an unprecedented
playboy.
Or so he should have, had she not appeared
before him in all her glory. Her name was Mia Luna Tearmoon, Princess of the
mighty Tearmoon Empire. Known to some as a saint of profound wisdom, the young
girl stepped in front of Abel and, with nothing more than a few dozen words,
smashed his future of decadent flippancy to pieces. In a bright voice that
carried to every student in the courtyard, she declared him to be her dance
partner.
“And that is why,” she continued, “Prince
Sion, it is with the utmost regret that I must inform you, I cannot accept your
generous invitation to the dance.”
Abel could hardly believe his ears. The man
chosen by God to be first-rate royalty in every sense, Sion Sol Sunkland, had
asked her to the dance. And she’d turned him down, just like that.
S-Son of a swordseller! This is insane!
Abel panicked. This couldn’t — shouldn’t — be
happening. No matter how generous an opinion one held of him, he was not a suitable match for Princess Mia. This was obvious to
everyone, especially him. So, after the commotion
settled, he hurried over to Mia.
“Princess Mia! I know you saved me back there,
and I’m deeply grateful for that, but that was enough. Please, take Prince Sion
as your partner to the dance.”
“My, what’s this? Do you wish to embarrass me
in front of my peers by rejecting me?”
“No, not at all! But what’s the point of
dancing with me? With all due respect, Your Highness, we’re a terrible match.
I’m not good enough for you.”
“Improve, then. Better yourself so that you
are.”
“Huh? B-But...”
Words failed him. For a few seconds, he simply
stood there with his mouth open. Then...
“I... I can’t. I’m sorry, Princess Mia. I
don’t have the talent,” he finally said. His expression grew pained. “It
doesn’t matter how hard I try. I’ll never be as good as Prince Sion. I doubt
I’d stand a chance against even my own brother...” Long-repressed emotions —
frustration, disappointment, grief — spilled into his voice. They were the true
feelings that he kept hidden from everyone.
Everyone except himself.
How could he? Who but him would know his own
anguish? The dark despair of trying, and trying, and trying, only to fail?
Yet faced with his dejection, Mia chose to
smile.
“Prince Abel, all you know is now. You don’t stand a chance against them now. Am I wrong?”
“...Huh?”
“Perhaps you feel unworthy of me today, and
perhaps that is true. Then what about tomorrow? And if not tomorrow, the day
after? The road of betterment is paved day by day, and who knows for certain
where it leads? On the day when you draw your final breath, who is to say that
you shall not stand above Prince Sion? No one knows what the future holds,
Prince Abel. Not you, not him, and... certainly not me.” Mia paused for a beat.
Slowly, she closed her eyes. “If you cannot trust my words, then allow me to
offer you some assurance. I chose you as my dance
partner. There is not the slightest possibility that you cannot triumph over
Prince Sion, much less your brother. I, Mia Luna Tearmoon, guarantee it.”
Her words, almost prophetic in their
certainty, pierced Abel’s heart.
Well, that should do it for the pep talk. Prince
Abel had better start stepping it up. After all, it’d be a problem if I needed
Remno’s help one day and that stupid brother of his got in the way. With that
said... I can’t believe how good it felt to reject Prince Sion in public! That
was simply sublime! Oh ho ho!
As usual, Her Highness was as petty as ever on
the inside. Her actions, however, had thrown a massive wrench into the cogs of
fate. From this day forth, the life of Abel Remno began to proceed down a very
different path.
Chapter 32: Saint, Schemer, or Seductress?
“My oh my, she sure turned you down good,
milord,” said Keithwood as he approached Sion, who now stood alone following
the departure of Mia and Abel. “Have to say, though, sure didn’t see that one
coming. Rejecting you, huh. She’s got some grit, that
one. A shame that you missed out on this opportunity to acquaint yourself with
the princess. Still, this is hardly the only chance you’ll have. No reason for
upset... Oh? Well, what’s this?”
Keithwood cocked an eyebrow, for he just saw
an extremely uncommon sight. Sion — his lord and master, who had been trained
since childhood to maintain the composure and disposition of royalty — had
displeasure written all over his face. In fact, it wasn’t just displeasure. It
almost seemed like... sulking.
“Now don’t tell me you’re in a bad mood just
because a girl’s not going to a dance with you.”
“Of course not,” Sion responded, forcing the
corners of his lips up. He might have meant it as a smile, but it definitely
did not involve enough muscles. “The actions she took were exemplary, resulting
in both resolution of the conflict and minimal damage to Prince Abel’s
reputation. Remno’s First Prince does seem to have a rather disagreeable
personality, so it’s fully understandable that she’d want to defend Prince
Abel.”
Good points, good points. Now if only it didn’t
sound like you were primarily trying to convince yourself.
Keithwood was older than Sion by four years.
Their relationship was not a simple one, and due to its many facets, he
harbored a variety of different emotions and attitudes toward his prince. While
he loved and respected Sion as a principled lord, he also felt an obligation to
mentor the dear son of the King he owed so much. Furthermore, having grown up
together, they would always share the innocent camaraderie of childhood
friends. There were also times — like now — when he couldn’t help but feel like
an older brother who happened upon the perfect chance to poke some fun at his
younger sibling.
“Besides, I was the one who asked. I’m well
aware that the other party has the right to both accept and
deny my invitation.”
“But for some reason, you can’t help but sulk
about it?”
“I’m not sulking!”
snarled Sion in a childish rebuttal that caught Keithwood off guard. “I’m
just... a tad disappointed. But I’m not upset about it.”
Keithwood, both eyebrows now fully raised,
regarded the pout on his prince’s face.
Huh. It’s not every day you see Sion get so
worked up, he
mused. Normally, Sion would calmly brush off his teasing. I wonder if we’re past the stage of dispassionate interest... Perhaps
Sion has some genuine feelings for this girl...
The truth was that Keithwood had correctly
identified the source of Sion’s petulance before even Sion himself. The prince’s
current feelings very closely resembled those of a boy who’d gotten the cold
shoulder from the girl he liked.
Princess Mia, huh.
Admittedly, Mia’s reply came as a surprise for
him as well. Though he wouldn’t say it out loud, in Keithwood’s personal
opinion, Sion had Abel beat flat. There wasn’t a single aspect in which Abel
held the upper hand. Granted, now that he’d gotten a look at him, he could see
that the second Remno Prince was indeed an attractive lad. He wasn’t just
handsome, he also carried himself with an air of grace. Once school started, he
was probably the type who’d become rather popular.
...But that was it. In Keithwood’s eyes, Abel
truly conformed to the old adage — beauty is only skin deep. His charm was
extremely superficial. Those who found the likes of him appealing were hardly
worthy of consideration.
Under normal circumstances, anyway. The problem
is that in this case, he’s up against Sion.
Put side by side, Abel’s everyday good looks
paled in comparison. The superior of the two in terms of both inner and outer
appeal, Sion was overwhelmingly the more attractive option. Indeed, whether one
delighted in the frivolity of the face or sought the substance of the mind, the
Crown Prince of Sunkland had it all. He charmed schoolgirl and sage alike.
And yet Mia chose Abel to be her dance
partner, turning down an offer from Sion in order to do so. She passed up a
chance to tread the ballroom floor with Sion and ignored Abel’s fervent plea
that she reconsider.
To protect Prince Abel’s reputation...? I suppose
that makes sense, but...
Keithwood had a creeping suspicion there was
more to it than that. There had to be some other reason. Something about what
she’d said to him... It almost sounded like she was trying to motivate him.
Does she see something else in Prince Abel? Some
hidden talent that eludes me?
She was, after all, the much-lauded Great Sage
of the Empire. It would be prudent to assume some deeper motive.
So, princess, what are you? A benevolent saint
concerned with the social well-being of others, or a careful schemer whose
every move is meticulously calculated?
Just then, a thought occurred to him that made
him smile wryly.
Or maybe... she was just teasing him? That smile
of hers was less saint and more... young seductress, if you ask me. Who’d have
thought? Clever as Sion is, there might be a girl who’s playing him like a
fiddle.
It would be some time before Keithwood would
learn of — what he would think were — Mia’s “true”
intentions. The experience would shake him to the core, for he would witness
first-hand — again, what he thought was — the reason
Mia was known as the Great Sage of the Empire.
That, however, comes later. For now, only one
thing was for certain: unbeknownst to her, Mia had gained another title — the young
seductress.
Chapter 33: Natural Beauty
An hour before the dance began, Mia was alone
in the communal baths. Was this the self-assurance of royalty? The confidence
of the elite? The laxness of attitude afforded only to those who believed that
showing up late was fashionable? No, it was not. As a matter of fact, Mia was
close to tears.
“Hnnngh, this is the worst... This is the
absolute worst!”
Extravagant dresses that required wrapping
themselves in layer upon layer of fabric were all the rage among the young
ladies of the nobility. Combined with the extensive application of makeup, it
was easy to see how preparing for a ball could take several hours.
So why, then, was Mia sitting in a bath, all
by herself, with not even Anne in sight? The answer lay in her hair, which was
covered in some sort of sticky, mucus-like substance. Currently, she was
frantically lathering her hair in an attempt to clean it...
To explain this situation would require
replaying the events that led up to this moment.
Mia got up early that day and after lunch
began changing into her dress, with plenty of time left until the party. Her
excessively doting father, the Emperor, had sent her a dress of the finest
quality that couldn’t be found in any other kingdom. Though it was especially
time-consuming to put on, it was also incomparably gorgeous. By the time she’d
finished putting on the elaborate dress and had applied the perfect makeup look
to compliment it, there were still two hours left until the party. That
two-hour leeway and the comfort it afforded would prove to be her downfall.
“Since there’s still some time, perhaps I
should take a look around the academy...”
As she strolled around the school grounds, she
happened upon a new sight. The equestrian club was walking its horses.
This is the first time I’ve seen them up close
like this.
As she idly regarded the horses, one of them
brought its nose down to her. Mia wasn’t averse to animals. Figuring the
creature just wanted to nuzzle, she reached out her hand, intending to give it
a pat.
Ker-choo!
The horse sneezed on her.
“Hyaaaaaah!”
It was a mighty sneeze, accompanied by a heavy
payload. After the burst of air passed, Mia found herself covered in horse
snot.
“Ughhh... Why... Why did this happen...” said
a sniffling Mia on the verge of tears.
It was truly an unfortunate event. Of course,
it was also true that in her excitement, she’d sprayed a ton of her favorite
perfume all over herself, and the scent might have been a tad strong. However,
as the undeniable victim in this situation, she definitely deserved some
sympathy.
Anne almost fainted when she saw her
crestfallen master plodding her way back. She quickly ran over to console Mia,
but she knew full well the dress was ruined. Though she’d instructed Mia to go
clean herself off in the bath, there was little else she could do. Or so she
thought...
“...Well, there’s nothing for it. I suppose
I’ll just have to make do. Anne, could you help me put on some basic makeup so
I don’t make a fool of myself? And as for the dress, just go pick any old
one...”
The disheartened voice of her master lit a
fire in Anne’s soul. She was a maid, damn it, and as a maid, she wasn’t going
to let this stand!
This won’t do! I won’t allow the princess to
embarrass herself!
The fire grew and grew. It raged and roared,
infusing her with a burning passion that awakened her true
maid spirit!
Princess Mia is a natural beauty, so she doesn’t
even need much makeup to look stunning!
With that thought in mind, she only applied
some eyeliner. Mia’s eyes normally looked a little fierce, so she softened
their corners a little. The rest of the time she devoted to Mia’s outfit. It
was far too late to put her in a formal dress, so she’d have to go with a
semi-formal one, in which case it was best to avoid anything too gaudy. In the
end, she settled on a completely white dress. It showed a bit of shoulder, and
the skirt was on the shorter side, making it perfect for dancing. As a final
touch before time ran out, she applied a few spritzes of perfume — one with a
far fainter scent than the one Mia had used on herself earlier.
When Mia arrived at the party, she caught the
eye of every single boy there. Among a sea of girls, all in extremely elaborate
dresses, Mia alone radiated an aura of health. The reason was simple: almost
all the other girls were wearing tightly-laced corsets, which had the effect of
adding a sheen of color to their skin best described as “asphyxiating white.”
Their blanched faces more pallid than pretty, some of them looked like they
might keel over at any second. In comparison, Mia wore a simple dress without a
corset. She’d also just taken a nice, warm bath that got her blood flowing, so
her cheeks were rosy and her skin glowed. Furthermore, as a result of trading
in an elaborate, eye-catching dress for a simpler one, the focus of her entire
outfit had shifted. The appeal was no longer the dress but its contents. What
was supposed to be an outfit lacking in extravagance instead became the perfect
garment to show off the fruits of Anne’s meticulous efforts — Mia’s impeccable
skin.
All these factors came together to push the
public consensus of Mia from “passably pretty” up to “fairly pretty.” It didn’t
become “exquisitely pretty” or anything. She didn’t suddenly become the stuff
of legend. However, her beauty was definitely enough to turn the heads of all
the boys at the party. And when the fairly pretty Mia decided to let out a
forlorn sigh, a couple of them turned to look at her so quickly they probably
gave themselves whiplash.
As I thought... Being so lightly dressed, I stand
out like a sore thumb.
None of the boys at the party could have
imagined that Mia arrived in a simple dress because she’d suffered a bout of
terrible misfortune at the nose of a horse. All they knew was that the princess
had immediately stolen many of their hearts.
Chapter 34: Mia’s Forte
At this point, it is necessary to point out
that among the boys of the academy, there existed a rather prevalent belief
about beauty...
In their innocence and naiveté — and perhaps
stupidity — they held such opinions as “the best makeup is no makeup” and “the
most precious beauty is natural beauty.” Granted, in purely theoretical terms,
this was perhaps a valid view. To possess such raw charm and splendor would
indeed be ideal. After all, who wouldn’t want to wake up every day looking like
a superstar? No powder, no jewels, just pure unbridled glamor exuding from
every pore of the body.
Now, as for the other side of this equation,
that is, the girls who had to live up to this ridiculous expectation... They
held significantly more realistic outlooks. To spend hours doing your hair,
putting on makeup, and then walking around half-suffocating in a corset only to
have some blockhead tell you he’d rather you looked pretty without them... was
enough to make even the most dignified of girls hurl an expletive or two.
Unfortunately for them, however, their male classmates held on to this belief
with an almost religious fervor. Such thinking was especially prevalent among
the nobility. Unlike their common counterparts who spent more on bread than
beauty, noble boys were constantly surrounded by girls who were finely dressed
and elaborately powdered.
Abel Remno also happened to be one of those
who succumbed to this attitude.
Did that... really happen?
While he waited for Mia, he felt a growing
sense of doubt. The events of that day felt so surreal that he wasn’t sure it
hadn’t all been a dream. His dance partner was the Princess of the mighty
Tearmoon Empire. Even now, he still had trouble believing it. And when Mia
finally appeared at the other side of the room, white dress and radiant skin
giving off a palpable aura of beauty, he almost pinched himself.
My god... she’s gorgeous...
Abel stared, transfixed at the sight of her
illuminated faintly by the dim light of the ballroom. In his eyes, she looked
every bit as lovely as the moon goddess herself. It was a classic example of
the oil painting effect — beautiful, when viewed from afar.
Mia turned head after head as she approached,
and when she stopped in front of him, they were the focus of everyone’s
attention. He realized his lips were very dry. Doubt began to creep into his
mind.
I’m going to dance... with her? This has to be a dream, right? Or some crazy misunderstanding.
Everything about the situation seemed so
far-fetched that he couldn’t help but wonder if his mind had been playing
tricks on him the whole time. And because he was so concerned with his own
supposed inadequacy, when the first words out of Mia’s mouth were, “I’m
terribly sorry, Prince Abel,” he thought for sure she was calling the whole
thing off.
Yeah, I figured. Well, I guess that’s that.
Prince Sion is a better match for her anyway.
The realization came with a heavy dose of
disappointment but also the slightest sense of relief, which caused him to
reply in a somewhat blithe tone, “Oh, don’t be. I don’t mind. You are very beautiful, after all.”
Though he left unsaid the implication of his
last sentence, he figured his meaning was clear: it wasn’t worth her time to
bother with someone like him, and she should feel free to go approach Prince
Sion.
In response, Mia placed her hands on her
petite bosom and let out a sigh of relief.
“How terribly kind of you, Prince Abel. Thank
you very much.” Then, for some reason, she took Abel’s right hand in hers.
“Well, then. Shall we?”
“...What?”
Before he knew it, she’d guided him to the
middle of the ballroom.
Mia had kicked herself into high gear.
She didn’t look nearly as good as she’d hoped,
and yet Abel was still kind enough to show her a gentle smile and tell her she
was beautiful. Though she knew it was flattery, she still appreciated the
impulse.
Prince Abel is such a gentleman. He didn’t say a
word about the dress.
However, she couldn’t just rely on his good
will for the rest of the night. She needed to earn some points fair and
square...
As princess of the Empire, Mia had been the
recipient of an elite education since childhood, but her grades had never been
impressive. Now, after her reincarnation, she was actually putting some work
into her studies. Even so, she only managed to be slightly above average.
Mediocrity was truly the name of her game.
That said, there was one thing at which she
excelled — ballroom dancing. She was a top-notch dancer who could twirl with
the best of them. Furthermore, she didn’t just make herself look good. Her
dancing was receptive. She was good enough to read her
partner and match his skill level, allowing him to experience the thrill of
their steps flowing in perfect unison. Make no mistake, as a dancer, Mia was
the real deal.
And yet, in the previous timeline, never once
did she have a chance to show off her outstanding talent. After turning down
everyone who’d asked her to dance at the welcoming party for new students and
spending the whole night by herself, she’d given everyone the impression that
she hated dancing. Consequently, no one ever asked her to any more dances, and
she endured many an evening thereafter in the company of no one but her own
lonesome self.
This is it! The time has come for me to show off
my dance expertise!
With Abel’s hand in hers, she gently pressed
his palm and smiled.
“Let us dance, Prince Abel.”
“Wait, wha—”
Though he stammered hesitantly, as soon as she
began, he immediately fell into step.
Hm. Not bad at all. He seems to know what he’s
doing.
Mia nodded with satisfaction as she stole a
quick glance at Abel. His face was a mask of intense concentration. There was a
stiffness to his steps, but it didn’t feel like the unfamiliarity of an
amateur. Rather, it seemed to be due to him paying far too much attention to
the floor in an effort to keep from stepping on Mia’s feet.
Not stepping on a lady’s feet is indeed the most
basic of courtesies, after all. I suppose that’s preferable to trying so hard
to dance well that he loses track of his partner. Of course, with me as his
partner, that’s an entirely unnecessary concern...
Little did he know, he couldn’t step on Mia’s
feet if he’d tried. She was far too skilled of a dancer to allow that to
happen.
My, do I sense some potential
here? How exciting! thought Mia as she upped the
ante and broke into a sequence of steps just outside of Abel’s comfort zone. He
could still keep up, but he’d have to work to do so. The difficulty was just
right; it was the kind of sequence that, by the end, would push him to become a
better dancer.
Chapter 35: Shall We Dance?
The evening that Mia Luna Tearmoon first
appeared in the ballroom before her classmates would go on to become the stuff
of legend, and it all began with rumblings of discontent slowly spreading
through the room.
After becoming the absolute center of
attention, the actual dance she’d performed was totally average.
“...What, is that it? I guess she knows how to
stand out, but her dancing isn’t anything to write home about.”
“Well, what did you expect? I mean, Imperial
Highness or not, she’s just a kid.”
Whispers, jealous and mocking, could be heard
throughout the ballroom. While Mia’s fellow first-years might still be
star-struck, the older students saw her as an eyesore. Many had gone through
considerable pains to make themselves look pretty, only to have the thunder
stolen from them by Mia’s arrival. Having been relegated to little more than
scenery, they decided to let their displeasure be known. None of them would say
it to her face, of course, but few could resist talking behind her back. As for
the target of their animosity, though...
“There you go, Prince Abel. My, your steps are
quite good.”
Mia couldn’t have cared less about the murmurs
in the audience. She simply continued to dance, politely and carefully leading
Abel through step after step with the accuracy of a seasoned instructor. Except
her lead was invisible. From the perspective of the onlookers, it looked every
bit like she was following Abel’s steps. By dancing in service of her partner,
Mia allowed him to revel in the moment.
The best dancers elevated their partners. Mia
did just that.
No one in the ballroom had caught on to what
Mia was doing.
Is it just me, or...
No one except Abel himself.
Is Princess Mia holding back so I can keep up?
At the same time, he also noticed the
reactions of the crowd. He saw their scornful gazes and heard their derisive
laughs, all of which were directed at Mia. After seeing her arrive like the
star of the party, they watched with malicious delight as she proceeded to make
a fool of herself on the floor. Worst of all, he knew he was the cause, and the
knowledge filled him with regret and guilt.
She’s the one who said she believed in me. And
now she’s the one being humiliated. This... This can’t...
He looked at her. She looked back, her face a
mask of nonchalance. It was a front. It had to be. A kindness to put his mind
at ease. She was doing this... for him. He grimaced.
It was a thought too painful to bear. Just then, he saw a figure out of the
corner of his eye. It was the only person in this room who was a match for Mia.
As soon as the music ended, he took Mia’s hand
and led her toward a group of students where Sion Sol Sunkland, surrounded by a
circle of girls, was enjoying some light banter.
“Prince Abel? Where are we going?”
Without answering, he waded through the girls
and approached Sion.
“Prince Sion, I need to ask you a favor.”
“What’s the matter?” asked Sion, somewhat
surprised by the sudden request.
“I’m feeling a little tired. I’d like to rest
for a while. In the meantime, could I ask you to be the princess’s partner?”
“Prince Abel?!” exclaimed Mia, aghast at the
proposition.
He paid her no mind and kept his eyes on Sion.
A brief silence ensued.
“Fair enough. It’s true that I very much
wished to take to the floor with Princess Mia. Since the opportunity has
presented itself...” He turned to Mia. “Might I ask you to join me for a
number?”
“What?!”
Mia glanced at Abel, who simply said, “I’m a
little spent, so I’ll go get some drinks.”
For a few moments, she said nothing. Then, she
turned toward Sion and, with an innocent smile, answered, “...Of course. Just
one piece, then.”
Abel felt his chest tighten at the sight. That
loveliest of smiles, which until moments ago had been his alone, was now
directed at someone else. Regret mixed with sorrow and envy, swirling together
into a dark torrent of emotions that threatened to burst out of him in a scream
of frustration.
Because... I have no power...
A feeling, burning and strong, rose in his
chest. It was a feeling he’d never before felt toward Sion. He didn’t want to
lose. Faced with an opponent that he’d once thought unbeatable — someone who,
despite his best efforts, would forever outmatch him — he didn’t want to admit
defeat. He didn’t want to give up. For the first time in his life, he felt
passion — hot, burning passion that seared his body and consumed his soul.
“Next time...” he said, feeling the pain of
his teeth sinking into his lips. “Next time... I won’t let her go.”
Then, he turned and walked away.
Now, it might be appropriate to describe the
thoughts that were going through Mia’s head while she smiled at Sion.
Indeed, the opportunity has presented itself...
to trip you up, that is! I hope you take a spectacular fall and make a terrible
fool of yourself with everyone watching!
To be clear, dancing with Sion was the last
thing she wanted to do, but if she had no choice, she figured she might as well
make the best of this situation and try to embarrass him in any way possible.
With such petty malice filling her mind, her expression couldn’t help but
follow suit. In other words, Abel was already so blinded by his own
misconceptions that he managed to see the evil grin on Mia’s face as a besotted
smile. Such was the extent of his blindness.
However, Mia’s scheme would prove
unsuccessful. She’d forgotten a crucial fact. Prince Sion Sol Sunkland was
flawless in every way. Unlike Mia, who was flawless only when she danced, he
was good at whatever he set his mind to. As for his skill on the ballroom
floor...
And so, the legendary evening approached its
climax.
Chapter 36: Cool Kindness
Though she’d decided to trip Sion up, Mia had
no intention of doing so physically. That would be much too obvious. While she
certainly had the skills to pull it off — a quick kick to the shins could be
easily disguised as a careless misstep — she wasn’t wearing the right attire.
Unlike a longer dress that hid the ankles, the one she currently wore had a
much shorter skirt, making it far more difficult to hide a kick. In fact, she’d
never planned to behave aggressively toward Sion to begin with. Outright
hostility would obviously rouse his ire, and an angry Sion seemed like the
exact kind of thing that would launch her straight onto the guillotine route.
Besides, I won’t even need to. It’s not as if he
can keep up with me when I’m dancing at my highest skill level. If I don’t hold
back, he’ll end up tripping all over his own two feet trying to keep up! she thought, figuring Sion
couldn’t hold a candle to her. Oh, I can see it
now. Your futile attempt to keep up with me. Your spectacular fall. And the
embarrassment of face-planting in front of everyone. Simply sublime!
It was the perfect plan.
She thought.
But, during the dance...
“Well, color me surprised. I was expecting to
waltz with a fledgling, but I find myself tangoing with a swan,” Sion said with
a brisk smile as he glided across the floor with her, his steps smooth and
confident.
H-H-How is this happening?!
One half of her brain was dedicated to
maintaining the complicated footwork of their dance while the other half tried
desperately to hold back a scream. Round and round she went, weaving and
twirling like a fairy in a meadow. Every time she passed the window, moonlight
bounced off her pearlescent skin, and she glowed with a celestial aura. The
steps of her peers slowed to a halt. Before long, she and Sion were the only
ones dancing.
In the beginning, the mocking continued. They
credited Sion. They said it was because he was a good lead. Within seconds, the
murmurs faded. Amongst the nobility, it was common knowledge that it took two
to dance. A single brilliant dancer was a synonym for futility. Only when both
dancers were exceptionally skilled could they put on the kind of mesmerizing performance
being witnessed now.
Mia’s body spun, graceful and weightless. She
fell freely to one side, where Sion’s arm was already lying in wait and felt a
push on her back, gentle but firm. It placed her back onto her feet with just
enough momentum to launch her into the next sequence of steps. His dancing was
graceful and smooth. He led with a soft touch and an elegant posture. The way
he caught her in his arms felt so much like a tender embrace that Mia couldn’t
help but feel a flutter in her heart.
Moons have mercy... How terribly dreamy— I mean,
no! Not dreamy! This is the last person I should be dreaming about!
As Mia struggled to keep her inner fangirl in
check, her wandering eyes found a familiar figure in a corner of the room.
My, isn’t that Prince Abel?
She saw him walking toward the bar with two
glasses in his hands. Noticing that the glasses were empty, she felt a wave of
warmth in her heart.
What a kind soul he is.
Eventually, the music came to a stop, and the
number ended. Mia gave her skirt a quick tug and performed an elegant curtsy.
“Well, now,” Sion said to her. “If possible,
I’d like to join you for another number. A quieter one this time. What do you
say?”
“I’m terribly sorry, Prince Sion, but I must
decline. Surely you’re aware that there is someone else who would be a more
suitable partner for you.”
She meant it as a thinly veiled insult, Nice try, smart guy, but you aren’t good enough for me, but
it was really just her being a sore loser. Then, she gave a quick curtsey and
walked away, leaving Sion blinking in stunned silence.
“Prince Abel!”
Looking up, Abel was surprised to find Mia
approaching him. She and Sion had made such a perfect pair that he thought for
sure they’d dance at least two or three more numbers together. Regardless, now that
she was here, he picked up one of his two glasses — now filled — and handed it
to her with a smile.
“Ah, Princess Mia. You were brilliant out on
the floor.”
“My, how flattering of you.”
The sight of Mia giggling bashfully proved too
much for him to handle, and he had to avert his eyes.
“Still, I have to say... I’m just no match,
huh.”
“No match?”
“For Prince Sion. It pains me to admit, but
unfortunately, there’s no way I could have drawn out
that much of your true potential.”
He’d felt the flood of passion. He’d sworn not
to give up. But reality was a cruel mistress, and faced with the overwhelming
difference in skill, his resolve began to falter. In response, Mia brought the
glass of juice to her lips.
“I appreciate this drink very much. It’s cool
and quite refreshing,” she said, making no mention of Sion. “You’re a kind and
wonderful person, Prince Abel.”
“Hah, that’s damning me with faint praise. Did
you think I was the kind of man who’d show up with only a glass for himself?”
“You should take it to mean that I see that
you were mindful of the physically taxing nature of dancing and went to refresh
my drink. Thank you.”
Abel’s jaw dropped at this remark. He hadn’t
expected her to hit the nail right on the head. What she said was true; he’d
gone to get warm drinks as soon as the music had started. However, after seeing
the way Mia danced, he figured she’d feel hot afterwards and went to exchange
the drinks for cold ones.
“Prince Abel, please do not disparage
yourself. You are a wonderful person.”
Mia’s words were spoken with genuine kindness,
unmarred by her usual pettiness and falsity. She truly meant what she’d said.
It was the first time a boy her age had treated her so nicely. As a princess,
she’d received plenty of courtesy from her subjects, but as a girl, she’d never
felt so personally cared for. A little dazed from the experience, she’d ended
up saying something that was arguably a little forward of her.
“Still... If at all possible, I’d rather not
lose to Prince Sion on the floor, either.”
“In that case, allow me to train you. I’d urge
you to prepare yourself, though. I do not spoil my students.”
Thus, on this evening, Mia managed for the
first time in her life to dance to her heart’s content, enjoying every gasp of
the crowd and flutter of her heart.
Chapter 37: A Maid Behind the Scenes
Now, let us rewind the clock a little.
“Anne, hold out your hand,” said Mia.
She’d just finished changing her dress. As she
prepared to leave for the party, she turned to Anne and pressed a coin of
Bellugian gold into her palm.
“Use it however you want,” she said.
In general, Mia was pretty thrifty, prefering
to save whenever possible. After all, extravagance could quickly spell her
headless doom. On top of that, once it occurred to her that anything she bought
might very well end up in the hands of the revolutionary army anyway, she felt
a significantly decreased desire to purchase things. Her one exception was the
money she gave her right hand and confidante, Anne. Her actions in the previous
timeline stood for themselves, but even now, she’d left her family to follow
Mia here. It was Mia’s intention to repay her loyal maid in every way she
could.
“Consider yourself on leave while I’m at the
party. You can head out to town, or stay in the dorm. Feel free to do whatever
you wish.”
It had only been three days since they’d
arrived here in Saint-Noel, but it was certainly possible that Anne was
starting to feel tired from adjusting to the new environment. There was almost
a frantic energy to the way she just went about dressing Mia up. Though it
would be only a short break, it was still a chance for her to relax and refresh
herself. So, she said to Anne what she thought would allow her devoted maid to
unwind.
“Understood, Princess Mia. Your wish is my
command. I shall make sure it gets done.”
Instead, she received an enthusiastic promise
of commitment, leaving her scratching her head.
Ever since becoming Mia’s personal
maid-in-waiting, Anne’s life had taken a drastic turn. Though she’d been
sending almost all of her pay back home, she was now free of monetary concerns.
Furthermore, with her sister Elise being employed as the princess’s court
author, their whole family was now able to afford a much more comfortable
lifestyle. For these reasons, it never occurred to her that the money Mia
handed her was meant to be spent for personal leisure.
She’d left it to me to decide on its use. I need
to make sure it’s spent well!
From her perspective, she’d been entrusted
with coin and time, as well as a mission to accomplish something with them.
What can I do to help Princess Mia?
She pondered the question, trying to figure
out what was expected of her. The conclusion she reached in the end was,
through the strangest coincidence, the exact same thing Mia was trying to do —
make connections.
Of course, Anne had no way of acquainting
herself with the students of the nobility. However, she could certainly get to
know the people who worked at the academy. From cooks and gardeners to
dormitory supervisors, the staff were all commoners with whom she could easily
establish rapport. The days she’d spent working at the castle had taught her an
important fact: a castle didn’t work on its own. It required an army of staff
to support its day-to-day operations. Their power, when put together, was not
to be underestimated.
Whether it’s to help Princess Mia find love, or
to make sure she has a comfortable time at school, we’ll need all kinds of
connections...
She tightened her grip on the Bellugian gold
and headed into town. For those working near the flames of the kitchen, she
brought premium horse oil for their parched hands. For those laboring in the
gardens, she brought nutritious foods to maintain their stamina. From place to
place, she observed people’s work and delivered the kinds of things they’d most
appreciate. Unlike nobles, who generally had a surplus of personal possessions,
commoners rejoiced at even the smallest of gifts. With so many people so easily
pleased, it was an opportunity ripe for the taking, and she seized upon it. By
the time she was done, she was down to half of the gold she’d started with.
“I think that’ll do it for now...”
As she strolled through town, she found
herself stopping in front of a clothing store.
“Wow... It’s so pretty.”
Her eyes were drawn to a dress on display.
With light blue as its base tone, it had a lovely sense of innocence further
adorned with a pattern that evoked a field of spring flowers.
“Hmm, it’s a wonderful dress, but I think it’s
a little too big for Princess Mia.”
She glanced at the price and found it was
exactly the amount she had left. After a brief period of contemplation, she
ultimately chose to leave it be.
Upon returning to the academy, Anne let out a
short sigh.
“Okay, I’ve got about two hours until the
party ends.”
She considered heading back to her room for a
short break, but when she passed by the courtyard, the sight of a girl there
gave her pause.
“Huh?”
The girl kept looking this way and that, as
though she was frantically searching for something. Her breaths were uneven,
and she seemed to be on the verge of tears. Her silver hair reached down to her
waist, and her light-brown skin glowed with health. These were characteristics
of an ethnic minority of the Empire, the Lulu Tribe.
Also, she recognized the girl.
“Weren’t you... with Miss Tiona?”
She was the maid-in-waiting to Tiona, daughter
of the Rudolvons. On the day of Mia’s arrival at Saint-Noel, she and Mia had
run into the pair being bullied by a group of noble girls.
“Is something wrong?” she asked.
The girl turned toward her with a face full of
concern and nodded her head.
“Please... Miss Tiona... Is in trouble... Help
her... Please...” she said in broken Continenta.
Liora Lulu was born in the forested region of
the Empire where the Lulu Tribe lived. She was still learning the common
tongue, Continenta. Normally, that alone would disqualify her from being
brought to a place such as Saint-Noel, no matter how good a maid she might be.
Nevertheless, she was selected. The reason, unfortunately, was nothing inspiring.
It was due to sheer lack of competition. The Rudolvons were far from rich, and
just sending their daughter to Saint-Noel was already stretching their meager
finances. Under a policy introduced by Rafina, the daughter of the Bellugian
Duke, the academy opened its doors not only to the highest echelons of nobility
but also to the poorer and smaller noble families. Enrollment itself was,
therefore, a possibility, but they could expect no monetary support. As a
result, the Rudolvons simply couldn’t afford to pay the expensive wages
required for a veteran maid to accompany Tiona.
There was, however, one more reason she had
been chosen.
“Liora, please be careful. Don’t hurt
yourself.”
Liora looked up to find that Tiona had poked
her head out the window.
“Miss Tiona... It’s... Dangerous. Please
don’t... Lean out too much,” she said before glancing at the hard ground. It
was a long way down. If she fell... She probably wouldn’t be getting back up.
The two of them had been locked up in a place
known as the Stargazing Room, which was on the top floor of the tower that rose
from the north side of the school building. Being the highest location within
the academy grounds, once its only door was barred, getting out was next to
impossible. Though there were windows, their abductors had likely figured that
they couldn’t possibly be insane enough to attempt escape by way of free fall.
What their abductors had overlooked, however, was the presence of Liora.
Born and raised in the forest, the Lulu were a
tribe of extremely athletic people. They began hunting at a young age, and with
skills such as tree climbing being second nature for them, they had no fear of
heights. She quickly slid down the wall and, before long, had her feet firmly
on the ground. After making her escape, she sought help from the first person
she ran into.
“Miss Tiona... Is locked up,” she said to
Anne, who could barely believe what she was hearing.
“Locked up...? What do you mean? By who?”
And, she wondered, for what?
“I don’t know... I got away... But only me,”
she said, frustration evident on her face. Then, she looked up at Anne, the
gaze of her watery eyes desperate and pleading. “Please! Help Miss Tiona...
Save her... Please!”
“All right. I’ll do what I can to help.”
To Anne’s great surprise, she immediately
heard the sound of her own voice. She’d meant to hesitate, but the words had
left her first.
Wow, I okayed her without even a second
thought...
Such a statement would have been unthinkable
for the Anne of old, and she knew exactly what had caused her to change.
Princess Mia has trusted me to exercise my
judgment. In return, I need to act in a manner that will uphold her good name.
She thought of her petite master: her
overflowing kindness and her strong sense of justice. In doing so, she felt a
growing conviction that if Mia were here, she would undoubtedly have done the
same. The princess would tolerate no doubt and allow no hesitation.
For the record, her assumption was actually
correct. Had Mia been there in place of Anne, she would certainly have
committed to helping Tiona. Overflowing kindness and strong sense of justice —
in addition to being figments of Anne’s imagination — were of course completely
irrelevant. Mia’s real motive was simple: she was a chicken. That’s all there
is to it.
Fearing the ever-looming threat of the
guillotine, she couldn’t possibly ignore such a plea. Furthermore, the thought
of betraying her loyal maid’s expectations would weigh too heavily on even her
feeble conscience. So, she would have no choice but to swallow her
reservations, grit her teeth, and curse the sardonic whims of fate as she went
to help her mortal nemesis. In that moment, the minds of master and servant
truly became one. Their hearts, though, couldn’t be further apart.
Led by Liora, Anne made her way to the school
building. Under the veil of nightfall, the inside of the academy was a quiet
place, vast and empty. In the absence of lectures, few students chose to remain
in the halls. Tonight, it was especially deserted, as the students were all at
the party, and their attendants were either waiting in their rooms or, like
Anne, granted leave to roam around town. The abandoned premises of the school
building became the perfect location to carry out a nefarious plot.
Up and up they climbed the spiralling
staircase of the northern tower, eventually arriving at a narrow hallway. It
was dim, and Anne could just barely make out the shadow of something moving at
the other end.
“What’s—”
“Shush! Be... Wary. They’re... Guards.”
“Guards...?”
As her eyes adjusted to the darkness, she saw
them clearly. Two men were standing in front of the entrance to the Stargazing
Room. They were too far away for her to see their faces, but their large frames
suggested direct confrontation would be unwise. She’d heard that some
attendants were expert fighters trained to protect their masters, and she might
have just run into two of them.
“What should we do...”
Unfortunately, Anne was no martial artist.
Punching and kicking her way through the two men was definitely unadvisable.
Even if they weren’t trained fighters, she’d still have no chance. With
violence out of the question, that left diplomacy, which under the
circumstances seemed like a very shaky option as well.
“What should we do... What should we do...”
murmured Anne, her tone growing increasingly anxious with each passing moment.
Then, all of a sudden, a voice rose from behind her.
“Well oh well, what do we have here? Can I
help you ladies?”
Both Liora and Anne jumped and spun on their
feet to find a man standing over them.
“Trouble, I presume?” he asked, glancing over
their shoulders.
“You’re...”
“I saw you with... Prince Sion.”
“You’re... Keithwood, right?”
He flashed them a friendly smile.
“Honored to know that you remembered, Miss
Anne. I hope Her Highness is well?” he said before turning his smile toward
Liora. “And your friend there is from the Empire as well?”
“Ah, yes... Um... She’s maid to the daughter
of the Outland Count of Rudolvon. Her name is...”
“Liora Lulu. Please... Help Miss Tiona!”
After being apprised of the situation,
Keithwood crossed his arms and said softly, “Two on the outside, huh. How many
inside?”
“I don’t know... But we were... Locked
inside... By four people... Men and women.”
“Which means they either realized you escaped
and are guarding from the inside as well, or they kept two guys watching the
door and the other two went somewhere else. In any case, milord will roast me
alive if he hears I left two distressed damsels to fend for themselves. Count
me in, ladies.”
“Really? Thank God... And thank you!”
“But what are you going to do?” asked Anne,
wondering if Keithwood had a plan in mind. Perhaps he was going to sneak up and
then... do something sneaky and...
“What are we going to do? Simple. We’re going
to save the good lady from the clutches of evil. That’s all,” replied
Keithwood. His tone was as casual as ever, but his grin now showed teeth.
The rest all happened in a blur, and only
after everything was finished did Anne remember to put her hand over her
wide-open mouth.
Keithwood dashed up to the guards, his
footsteps eerily silent. Using that momentum, he drove his knee into one
guard’s gut. The man crumpled. Then, he grabbed the arm of the other guard,
still frozen with shock, and slammed him to the ground. In the span of a
breath, the battle was over.
“Um... Can all male attendants... do stuff
like that?” asked an incredulous Anne.
“Hah! Let’s just say I’m a bit of an
exception,” answered Keithwood with a wry grin before adding with a shrug, “It
helps when your employer is a sense of justice that grew legs and started
walking.”
While the two of them bantered, Liora rushed
past them and pushed open the door.
“Miss Tiona! Are you okay?!”
“Liora? Are you?!”
Fortunately, when Tiona came out of the room,
they were glad to discover that she hadn’t been hurt.
“Miss Rudolvon, it’s good to see that you’re
unharmed.”
“You’re... Princess Mia’s...?”
“When I went back to my room, my dress was
gone.”
According to Tiona, when she and Liora
returned to their room, they found it ransacked. The perpetrators had left
behind a message telling them to come to the north tower of the school building
if they wanted the dress back.
“That’s terrible... Who would do such a
thing...”
“Odds are they’re acquaintances of either
yours or Her Highness’s,” Keithwood replied.
“Huh? How come?”
“Here, I found this on one of the guards
outside. Take a look.”
Keithwood held out a handkerchief embroidered
with a pattern that was unmistakably the crest of the Tearmoon Empire.
“How could...”
“I’d wager they were servants of nobles from
the Empire.”
The discovery came as a shock to Anne. She’d
thought for sure it was the doing of those noble girls who’d bullied Tiona the
other day.
“They told me to stay away from the party...
because I’d be a disgrace to the real nobles of the
Empire.”
Her voice was soft. There was no seething
anger, no indignant rage. There was only a quiet sadness in her expression as
she held out the bundle of cloth she’d been carrying close to her chest. It was
her dress, now in tatters.
“...Unbelievable,” breathed Anne.
“Still, this was one hell of a big risk you
took. I know the dress is important, ladies, but coming here by yourselves? Not
smart,” Keithwood said, his eyes narrowingly reproachfully.
Tiona responded with a shake of her head and a
wistful smile.
“The Rudolvons do not have the means to
furnish me with multiple dresses.”
Then, she let out a resigned sigh.
“That’s why I told you not to, Liora, but you
just hopped out the window... There was no need for you to be so upset,” she
said, glancing down at the remains of her dress. “There was no point in getting
out quickly anymore.”
“Miss Tiona...” Liora’s eyes never left her
master, but little by little, her lip began to quiver and she bit it to make it
stop.
Anne’s heart ached for the other maid. She
knew what it was like. Had she been in the same spot... If the one locked in
here had been Mia... The sheer anguish would be overwhelming. She opened her
palm, which held the money Mia had trusted her with.
“Liora, please go to the store and buy a
dress. Here’s the money.” Without a second thought, she pressed the coins into
Liora’s hand.
“This... is...?”
“Princess Mia entrusted me with it,” she said,
unwavering in her conviction that Mia would have done just the same. “In the
meantime, Miss Tiona, let’s get your makeup redone. Your eyeliner is starting
to run from all the tears!”
Just as Anne was about to get to work,
Keithwood spoke up.
“Hey, just a friendly reminder. As Her
Highness’s maid, are you sure you want to be helping?”
“Huh? What do you mean?”
“Her Highness sits at the very top of Tearmoon
and reigns over all the Empire’s nobles. If the ones who locked Lady Tiona in
here are also Tearmoon nobility... wouldn’t that
suggest the possibility that this could have all been Her Highness’s doing to
begin with?”
“...Huh?”
Anne scratched her head, baffled by
Keithwood’s proposition.
Let us jump to the other timeline for a
moment.
In the old timeline, the incident of Tiona’s
brief imprisonment also occurred. On the day of the party, the captive Tiona
was rescued and arrived late to the ballroom. She would then go on to receive a
request from Prince Sion to dance, perform brilliantly on the floor, and earn
the respect and admiration of many of her peers. A significant difference
between the two timelines was that in the old one, Anne was not present during
the rescue.
Previously, the maid Mia had brought with her
was a third daughter of one of the central noble houses. While obedient, she
was far from a hard worker, and she was off enjoying a tea party with her
friends during the dance. Tiona’s rescue was, therefore, carried out by only
Liora and Keithwood. Then, faced with the problem of the shredded dress, they
sought help from the most authoritative figure in the academy, Rafina Belluga.
It was this critical moment when their paths crossed, leading to the formation
of a strong coalition between Tearmoon’s future revolutionary leader, Tiona;
her collaborator, Prince Sion; and finally, their powerful backer, Saint
Rafina. Suspecting the Empire was behind it all, they looked to the top of its
noble hierarchy. There, they found their most probable enemy — the reigning
princess of Tearmoon: Mia.
Though Mia would later learn of the
accusations against her, she never bothered to clear her name. Suspicions
arising from the mistreatment of a mere Outland noble’s daughter seemed too
trifling a matter to deserve her attention. It was normal for nobles to oppress
commoners. Surely, she figured, central nobility oppressing a nameless noble
from some backwater county was equally unworthy of mention.
It’s hard to say when exactly the fire of the
revolution first sparked to life. Some claimed the famine to be the cause, while
others blamed the tyranny of high nobility and the incompetence of the Emperor.
However, if there were a sequence of events that permanently sealed Mia’s
bloody fate, this incident was undoubtedly the first in the chain.
History was already sweeping Mia up in its
powerful currents, pushing her steadily toward the guillotine. Faced with a
mighty torrent that was surging toward the cliffs of oblivion, Anne stood
boldly in its path.
“You think Princess Mia... is the culprit?”
She blinked once.
“What are you even talking about? That’s the
most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.”
Anne broke out into laughter. The comment
should have been insulting, but its sheer absurdity pushed it into the realm of
comedy.
“Please, Keithwood, you can’t possibly be serious.”
Well oh well, not a shred of doubt, huh... Keithwood found himself
impressed by Anne’s reaction. I see the princess
has a firm grip on the hearts of her attendants.
In truth, Keithwood didn’t think Mia was the
culprit, either. As a precaution, however, he decided to test Anne’s reaction,
just in case.
“U-Um, Keithwood, personally, I don’t think
Her Highness would do something like this, either,” added Tiona as well.
“Duly noted. If the victim herself believes as
much, then let it be so.”
He shrugged, then noticed that Anne was
fidgeting as if she had something to say. Eventually, with great hesitance, she
said, “Um, Keithwood, I was thinking... I’m not sure how it works in your
kingdom, but if the people there believe that those who rule should also be
accountable for the actions of their subjects, then in that sense, I guess you
could say Princess Mia is responsible for what these Tearmoon nobles did.”
This line of reasoning was, by the strangest
coincidence, the exact same logic that led to Rafina’s disdain for Mia in the
previous timeline. Back then, Rafina also did not believe Mia to be directly
responsible for the incident. However, she was gravely disappointed to see that
Mia, whose position should have obligated her to denounce such injustice toward
the weak, chose the tacit permission of silence. In Rafina’s eyes, Mia had,
there and then, shown herself to be unfit to rule. This stain on her name
followed Mia throughout her time at the academy, ultimately robbing her of the
chance to befriend Rafina.
“That’s why — at the risk of overstepping —
I’d like to take responsibility for this incident on behalf of Princess Mia. As
her aide and assistant, my duty is to do as she wills. I must act as though I
were her arms and legs. Therefore, to redress this situation, I promise to
deliver Miss Tiona to the ballroom if it’s the last thing I do!”
In this passionate speech, Anne proudly
declared herself to be Mia’s proxy — her “arms and legs.” Which, from Mia’s
perspective, would have been nothing short of horrifying, considering her limbs
had apparently grown a will of their own and were now in the process of helping
her mortal nemesis.
“Miss Tiona, take a seat over there. I’m going
to redo your makeup.”
Anne was incredibly fast in her work, her
hands moving with the confident deftness of experience. After all, she’d just
finished doing the exact same thing for Mia, twice. It occurred to her that,
arguably, she’d ended up using her master as practice.
Oh wow... Princess Mia... Did she see this
coming? Is that why she had me practice on her beforehand? She paused for a second. Eh... On second thought, that can’t be true.
Of course it wasn’t. Even Anne, who was
suffering from late stage Mia-itis, managed to figure out that much. The fact
that it took a second thought, though... did not bode well for her prognosis.
Princess Mia placed her trust in me. That means I
need to do my very best...
Thus, Mia’s “arms and legs” — of their own
eager volition — took the bull of fate by the horns and wrestled it onto a
different path, forever changing the course of history.
Chapter 38: A Maid Behind the Scenes — Outcome
Just before Tiona — now beautifully dressed
once more — was getting ready to leave, Keithwood handed her a small note.
“Terribly sorry to trouble you with this, Miss
Rudolvon, but would you mind giving this to milord, Prince Sion?”
“Huh? Uh, I certainly will,” she answered with
a nod before heading off to the ballroom.
Tiona arrived late, but no one paid her any
mind. The reason being that she had appeared just as Mia and Sion were
finishing their dance. Everyone in the room was mesmerized by their
performance, allowing Tiona to walk in without attracting any attention.
Once the dance concluded, Sion was immediately
mobbed by a bunch of girls. Tiona was intimidated at the thought of wading into
a group like that, but she took a deep breath, steeled her nerves, and strode
in.
“Um, excuse me...”
“Hm? Ah, I believe we’ve met before. Your name
is...”
“Tiona Rudolvon. I’m sorry to bother you,
Prince Sion, but um, Keithwood told me to give you this...”
“Did he? Hm, excuse me.”
After putting some distance between himself
and his encircling group of girls, Sion quickly read through the note. It
summarized the incident and the likely culprits. Furthermore, it also mentioned
that it would be prudent to consider the possibility of Mia’s involvement, if
only out of an abundance of caution.
Hah, abundance of caution indeed. You’re too
careful for your own good sometimes, Keithwood.
Sion smiled and shook his head. It was
Keithwood’s job to broaden his perspective by pointing out possibilities that
he hadn’t considered. Therefore, anyone for whom he harbored affection had to
be scrutinized with the utmost rigor. It was likely that, on a personal level,
Keithwood didn’t actually suspect Mia of being involved.
Heck, I’m pretty sure she’s the kind of person
that even he couldn’t help but be fond of.
Nevertheless, Keithwood remained objective,
choosing to commit himself to the continued presentation of facts for Sion’s
consideration. Through his steadfast attitude, one could glimpse a man whose
competence stemmed not from natural genius but dogged diligence — a true
workhorse of a man.
With that said...
Sion thought back to the way Mia had declined
his offer for a second dance. She’d almost certainly spotted Tiona during their
dance. A single look was probably all she needed to more or less figure out
what had happened. Then, in an attempt to have the poor girl at least enjoy the
party now that she was here, she’d entrusted Tiona to him. Normally, Mia might
have gone to look after Tiona herself, but at a ball, the simplest solution was
for a male partner to take the lead.
A more suitable partner for me, huh... In other
words, there’s someone here who needs my help.
Though the wording was a tad roundabout, the
meaning was clear, and it was a request that Sion couldn’t refuse.
Still, my dear princess... Phrasing. Next time, you might wish to consider the nuances of the word,
“suitable.”
Feeling like he’d just found a chink in the
armor of perfection that was Mia, Sion couldn’t help but break into a grin.
“Um, Prince Sion?”
“Hm? Ah, ahem, my apologies. Miss Rudolvon,
may I have the honor of joining you for the next number?”
And so ensued a night of music and dancing.
The next morning, Mia woke up feeling
terrific. Last night, after working up a good sweat from all the dancing, she’d
enjoyed a long, luxurious soak in the bath. Then, with the comfortable fatigue
of a good workout permeating her from head to toe, she’d crawled into her fluffy
bed and slept like a rock until daybreak. It was, without a doubt, the ideal
kind of sleep. Upon waking, she found herself fully energized and in great
spirits. Humming happily to herself, she strolled into the cafeteria wondering
what was on the menu for today. When she took a seat and sent Anne off to order
her meal, however, she frowned.
Hm?
A young man approached Anne. He had rugged
features and a sharp gaze. Dressed exquisitely in all black, he looked to be an
attendant to one of the academy’s students. There was an elegance to the way he
conducted himself, and Mia considered him rather charming. Had he been just
some regular good-looking fellow, Mia wouldn’t have given him a second thought.
The most she’d have done was to give Anne a knowing wink and a pat on the back.
However, he happened to be the attendant of her archnemesis, Prince Sion, and
that changed things.
Worse yet was the fact that he was accompanied
by another girl. Her unique features were undeniably those of an ethnic
minority within the Empire, and Mia knew her to be Tiona Rudolvon’s attendant,
Liora.
To this day, Mia could still remember the hate
in the girl’s eyes as she pointed an arrow at her face. It was a scene from the
previous timeline that was burned into her memory.
Wh-Why in the moons is Anne talking with them
like they’re friends?!
Mia asked Anne about it when she returned.
“I was going to tell you about it later,
but...” said Anne as she hesitantly began to recount the events of the past
day. When she had finished...
“...”
Mia didn’t make a sound. Anne kept waiting and
waiting, but Mia remained eerily still. Then, little by little, her small body
began to tilt.
“Princess Mia!”
Mia toppled over sideways like a log, her face
pale as the moon.
Chapter 39: Princess Mia... Hits Peak Mental Performance!
Crimson flames raged above a burning
capital... People, their voices filled with hate, yelled and yelled and yelled.
Then, her own head rolling onto the ground...
“Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
Mia sprung awake with a scream to find herself
on a bed in the school infirmary, soaked through with sweat. It had been a
while since she’d dreamed about her own execution, and the dreadful sensation
of death yet lingered. Her wet clothes stuck uncomfortably to her skin, and she
desperately wanted to take a bath. Now, however, was not the time. She called
Anne over, who’d been watching over her with a look of deep concern, and
immediately gave her a set of instructions to carry out.
The first thing Mia did was to forcibly send
the four attendants who’d directly participated in the incident back to the
Empire. Immediately, their student masters showed up to protest. She shot them
a harsh glance.
This is it. It’s make or break.
Mia fully understood her situation. One wrong
step here, and she’d be in dire straits. After waking up in the infirmary and
sending off Anne, she’d immediately grabbed the bloody diary she’d brought with
her. A couple of pages in, she’d found that there was indeed mention of the
incident of Tiona’s imprisonment. She had no idea what it was really all about
when she’d first written it down. Never could she have even begun to imagine
that so much had been happening behind the scenes.
This wasn’t something she could hand-wave.
Withholding punishment would almost certainly anger Rafina, and neither Prince
Sion nor Tiona would think very highly of her either. Therefore, she needed to
clearly denounce the culprits and discipline them for their actions. The
problem was their masters. While they all denied involvement, she doubted any
of them were truly innocent. In her opinion, they’d all dipped at least their
toes in, if not the whole lower half of their bodies. One issue, however, made
it impossible to say for certain that they were personally involved.
Normally, if the attendants were commoners,
there was no way they’d abduct and confine a noble girl without direct orders.
The problem was that all the perpetrating attendants were themselves nobles.
None of them were heirs to their realms, but they’d all grown up as central
nobility, admired and respected by their peers. If there was one thing they’d
gained from their upbringing, it was a generous helping of pride.
I figured as much, judging by the fact that they
all carry at least something that bears the Imperial Crest.
If Mia was being honest, the thing that she
most wanted to yell in their faces was something along the lines of if you’re going to do something bad, at least hide the damn crests!
That way, at least people wouldn’t know where they were from...
In any case, they, and their egos, probably
couldn’t live down the fact that a “backwater noble” like Tiona got to go to
the welcoming party while they didn’t. Unlike their masters, the attendants
actually had a motive.
“Your Highness, we find this too difficult to
accept. Our attendants... all they did was lock up some backwater noble girl
for a while...”
Their protests reflected the beliefs of
Tearmoon nobility. The tyranny of the central houses was tolerated not only
against commoners, but nobles from remote regions as well.
They’re sowing the seeds of so much hate, and yet
they have no idea.
Mia regarded them not with hate but pity. She
pitied them, because like them, she had been equally ignorant until she found
herself in a dungeon. It was the kind of thing that she’d never have realized
without hitting rock bottom, and yet, once she did, it was far too late...
To sow the seeds of hatred is to reap their
fruits. I can lecture them... Mia sighed and shook her head. But I can tell it’ll go right over their heads.
“I see... I understand what you are trying to
say. In fact, it might very well be true... were we still in Tearmoon.”
“Huh?”
“You need to consider who has authority over
this academy. Who... is its ruler?”
Mia had a plan. If she were to judge them based
on her own values, they would hold a grudge against her. To avoid this, she
could push the responsibility onto someone else. And what better person to take
the blame than the academy’s reigning figure of authority, Rafina Orca Belluga?
“Miss Rafina is a person of most noble
character. Do you think she would condone such thuggery toward one of the
academy’s precious students?” She took a moment to pause and close her eyes.
“And, I must admit, I am not fond of your approach either. Ganging up on the weak
and bullying them... There is nothing noble about such behavior.”
A part of her was being honest. She knew what
it was like to be ganged up on and bullied. Having experienced this at the
hands of the revolutionary army, she could no longer bear the thought of doing
the same to others. Violence hurt the body, and derision hurt the soul. Both
felt terrible. She didn’t wish that on anyone, and she didn’t want it done to
her.
“Normally, I would require all of you to take
responsibility for this incident as well and surrender your student status.
However, I find such treatment overly cruel.”
“Your Highness...”
“For this time only, I shall ask a personal
favor of Miss Rafina to forgive you for your actions,” she added, making sure
to clarify that this was an act of kindness which awaited repayment.
This way, she’d be able to punish them while
simultaneously making them feel indebted to her.
I sure hope with this, things will settle down
and everyone will just move on.
Feeling particularly drained by the exchange, Mia
nevertheless dragged her tired self out of the room to go request an audience
with Rafina.
Chapter 40: The First Friend!
Trying very hard to ignore the swarm of bees
in her stomach, Mia walked into the classroom during lunch break.
“Um, Miss Rafina, may I have a moment?” she
asked with a nervous smile. Her voice cracked a little.
“Hm? Oh, Mia.” Rafina looked up from her desk
and, seeing it was Mia, stood up to greet her. “What is it?”
She was wearing her usual polite smile, but
that was cold comfort to Mia. After all, they didn’t call her a saint for
nothing; her face defaulted to a smile. She could be sentencing Mia to the
guillotine and still look the same. One could never be too careful around her.
“There’s something I’d like to discuss with
you...” asked Mia as she peered timidly up at Rafina.
“Is there? In that case, why don’t you come
join me in my room? I was just about to have lunch,” Rafina responded, her
voice smooth and calm as always.
Once they entered her room, she suddenly
clapped her hands once and turned to Mia.
“Gosh, I just remembered! Thank you very much
for your gifts. The staff loved them very much,” she said happily.
Mia smiled back, both out of relief that
Rafina was in a good mood as well as to hide the fact that she had absolutely
no idea what gifts she was referring to. They were, of course, from Anne, who
hadn’t informed Mia about them yet.
Thank the moons. At this rate, I might actually
survive this encounter...
Once they took their seats and laid their
lunches on the table, Mia slowly turned toward Rafina and, without any
hesitation, humbly bowed her head.
“I’m terribly sorry for what happened.”
This was a potential guillotine moment; her
ego could wait.
“Please, Princess Mia, you do not need to
apologize. It was not your doing, correct?”
“No, but as Tearmoon’s Princess, I am
responsible for the actions of its nobles,” said Mia, trying to sound as
earnest as possible. It took some effort, because in the back of her mind, she
was thinking Of course not! It’s got nothing to do with me! I
didn’t even know it happened!
“I see. Then, as for disciplinary action...
What did you have in mind?”
“I have already ordered the culpable
attendants to be sent back to Tearmoon. As for their student masters, due to a
lack of clear evidence indicating their direct involvement, I have asked them
to engage in self-reflection and remain vigilant against such behavior in the
future.”
Rafina’s eyes narrowed immediately.
“That seems rather lenient of you.”
Eeeek!
The student council president’s piercing gaze
sent a terrible chill up Mia’s spine, and she instantly regretted letting the
student masters off so easily. Alas, it was far too late to reverse her
decision. At this point, she had no choice but to argue the merit of her lax
sentence.
“It would appear, Princess Mia, that you are a
very merciful individual.”
M-Merci— Merciful moons! What do I do?! I’m in so
much trouble!
Mia felt like a kitten who’d wandered into a
lumbering lion and been fixed with a hungry glare. With her neck on the line,
she desperately looked for a way out of this predicament. Unfortunately, having
already hit peak mental performance previously, her brain was now overheating
and refused to serve up any ideas. Just then, she noticed the bowl of soup on
the table. A piece of something yellow protruded from its surface. It was her
old friend, the ambermoon tomato.
The face of the Empire’s head chef popped into
her mind. She remembered how she’d hated ambermoon tomatoes, how he’d
stubbornly kept serving them to her, and how he’d labored to work them into
something she’d like...
“Ah, ambermoon tomatoes... ” she murmured to
herself. “How ironic that their pungency often leads to their wastage... yet
remorse for this sin only comes after there is nothing left to eat...”
She recalled the first time she’d tasted them
after being reincarnated. The thought that she’d previously thrown away such
meticulously prepared food — and all the care and dedication that went into it
— made her grimace. It was a stark reminder of how terrible a person she’d
been.
...Wait! This is not the time to be getting
nostalgic! I need to face reality!
“So... you mean to say that people do bad
things because they’re not aware they’re wrong?”
“...Huh?”
“And in this case, there was little actual
harm done, making the victim’s redress a much simpler matter. Of course, I see
now... So that’s why you sent your most trusted aide, Anne...”
Rafina’s attitude changed visibly. She smiled
again, but this time, it was much gentler than before.
Punishment serves two purposes. The first is
to provide emotional solace for the victim. The second is to encourage
reflection in the offender. In this case, Anne’s efforts had kept the harm done
to a minimum.
“Allowing us to focus on promoting reflection
in the offenders, after which they will hopefully learn and mature... Indeed,
that may very well be the course of action that more befits an institute of
learning.”
“A-Absolutely!”
Mia jumped on it. She didn’t know what it was,
but she jumped anyway — whatever would get her out of this predicament.
“Mia,” Rafina said as she took Mia’s hands in
hers, “you have my honest admiration and respect. There is a profound mercy in
you. It pushes you to seek the redemption of even the wicked, and it is
something that I do not have. I see now why they refer to you as the Great Sage
of the Empire.”
“I-I’m honored to hear that,” Mia said with a
nervous smile. Being overly praised wasn’t comfortable either.
“And, well... Y-You see, about that...”
Rafina suddenly began to stammer.
Th-There’s more?! What now?!
Resisting the urge to dash out of the room
right then and there, Mia kept listening. Rafina’s next words, however, took
her completely by surprise.
“Um... Would you... like to be my friend?”
“Would I... what?”
From that day on, Mia gained a friend: the
daughter of the Duke of Belluga, Rafina.
After saying goodbye to Rafina and returning
to her room, Mia took the time to heap a ton of praise upon Anne. Then, before
the poor maid had even recovered from being hit with a sudden outpouring of
gratitude, she’d already been dragged out to town in the name of rewarding her
for her efforts. Thus ensued Mia and Anne’s quest to try all the sweets in
town, but that is a story for another time.
Chapter 41: Classes Begin!
Two days after the party there was an
orientation for new students. Once that concluded, it was time for classes to
begin. It was a period of many new beginnings: a new life, a new environment,
and a new educational experience. Unfamiliarity breeds uncertainty, and the
classrooms filled with nervous tension as the students filed in for the first
time. As Mia sat down and looked around at her anxious peers, she couldn’t help
but crack a confident smile. And why wouldn’t she? She’d been through this once
already, and she’d learned all the course materials ages ago. And not just the
concepts, mind you; she’d gone as far as using them in applied questions.
Mm hm hm. This will be a walk in the park!
Mia was so confident, in fact, that she turned
to a couple of her classmates and told them, “If there’s anything you don’t
understand, feel free to ask me! I’ll explain it to you!”
She was just setting herself up to take a
harder fall...
A few minutes in, she noticed something wasn’t
right.
“M-My, how odd...”
A drop of sweat rolled down her forehead.
I don’t remember any of this at all.
Mia had completely forgotten that she’d never
been a good student. Rather, she’d been born with the one trait that all
politicians possess: the ability to conveniently forget things that are bad for
their careers. For the record, back in Tearmoon, she’d studied up on the topics
that seemed necessary for avoiding the guillotine in the future, but that was
far from a comprehensive education. She didn’t know nearly enough to be
impressive to her classmates. Math, in particular, proved terribly challenging.
As an uncommitted arts student — that is, having reluctantly chosen the arts
due to an ineptitude in the sciences — the mere mention of arithmetics made her
head spin.
M-M-Me and my big mouth!
Mia panicked. After all she’d said, not
knowing the answer would be seriously humiliating! As soon as classes ended,
she slipped out of the room before anyone had a chance to speak to her.
“Anne! Anne!” she yelled as she burst into her
room.
“What’s wrong, Princess Mia?” Anne wheeled
around in surprise.
“Anne, starting tomorrow, you’re coming with
me to math class.”
“What?”
Saint-Noel Academy had a policy allowing
attendants to accompany their masters to class. Many students brought
attendants who had excelled at their own schooling. They would then sit with
their masters and help them with their studies. Anne, however, hesitated.
Unlike those attendants, she wasn’t well-educated. Seeing her struggle to
answer, Mia took a moment to think.
“Ah, of course, if you come to class, feel
free to cut down on your workload accordingly. You can clean the room once
every two days, for example. I’ll even help you.”
“What? No! That’s not okay at all! If I go,
I’m still going to make sure I get all my work done as well!”
“Um, but then you can’t help me study.”
“Huh?”
“Uh, I mean...”
Mia trailed off, realizing she’d slipped up.
Even she had a sense of pride. Anne trusted her, believed in her, and even
admired her. The last thing she wanted to do was to say to Anne, “Can you go
learn all the subjects I’m bad at and just teach me how to do them later?”
After a long while, she finally came up with an excuse.
“I-I do believe arithmetics will come in handy
for you in the future.”
She wasn’t wrong. Arithmetics would indeed be
very useful. It was a necessary skill to do any form of business, and teachings
in Saint-Noel were based on the most contemporary knowledge in the field. If
Anne studied well, she’d be highly valued by all sorts of people.
“P-Princess Mia... You... For me...” said
Anne, growing teary-eyed. “Thank you very much for this opportunity. I won’t
let you down.”
“C-Certainly...” Mia stammered. Every word of
Anne’s earnest gratitude stabbed at her conscience. “D-Don’t think anything of
it. Besides, I’m also having a little trouble keeping up, so I’d appreciate a
little help from you in class.”
The chickenhearted Mia cracked under the
weight of her own guilt. In order to make herself feel better, she slipped in a
bit of her real motive at the end.
“Princess Mia...”
To Anne, though, it just sounded like nothing
more than a hasty attempt at modesty. For a commoner, the thought of attending
classes at Saint-Noel — not just for free, but getting paid while doing so —
was absolutely unthinkable. It was an act of profound benevolence that moved her
beyond words. In that moment, she was ready to devote herself to Mia for the
rest of her life. Come rain or come shine, in sickness and in health, wherever
Mia went, she was going to follow. Even if Mia married into a foreign kingdom,
she was ready to serve her there until the very end.
She knew, however, that these were ultimately
her own thoughts. There might come a day when she would resign from her role as
Mia’s personal maid-in-waiting. This arrangement was likely a subtle way of
preparing her for that possibility, so that if she ever needed to set out on
her own, she would have the knowledge and skills necessary to sustain herself.
Unless...
A second possibility occurred to Anne.
What if Mia was serious when she called Anne
her right hand and confidante? And she wanted her right hand to have sufficient
knowledge to support her in future endeavors? Responsibility and trust went
hand in hand.
Perhaps the greater responsibilities Mia was
placing on her were a sign of deepening trust. Though she knew this to be an
overly optimistic interpretation...
“Trust me, Princess Mia. I will do my absolute
best.”
...Her motivation nonetheless went through the
roof.
Chapter 42: Princess Mia Tries Joining a Club
Saint-Noel Academy was home to a myriad of clubs.
Some were focused on academic research and inquiry. Others were for the
betterment of technique in swords- or spearmanship. There were even clubs
devoted entirely to pastimes and hobbies, such as the Tea Party Club, which was
extremely popular among the academy’s female population. Outside of classes, a
wide variety of activities were available to satisfy the fancies of these
students used to lives of luxury.
It just so happened that one of these clubs
caught Mia’s interest.
“Ah-hah! Found it,” said Mia as she walked up
to the stable. “Hm. As expected of Saint-Noel. Very impressive.”
The stable housed over thirty horses, which
was enough to field an entire squad of the Imperial Guard in Tearmoon. While
the petite princess strolled around peering curiously at the animals, all the
other students of the horsemanship club broke into a nervous sweat.
Female students rarely came to the stable. The
unique odor of horses was foreign to the island, and many girls found it rather
foul. What, then, could possibly have brought the Princess of the mighty
Tearmoon Empire to a place like this? Figuring that whatever it was, it must be
no laughing matter, nobody in the vicinity could work up the nerve to ask.
Nobody except one young man.
“Hey, miss, what’re you doing around here? Get
lost or something?” he asked, completely undaunted by Mia’s presence.
She turned in his direction to find that she
recognized him. He was a second year student of the academy’s senior division,
making him four years older than her. His frame was thick and muscular, and he
had a healthy tan to his skin.
“My... I do believe you were the one who was
walking the horses on the day of the party.”
“Oh, you’re the miss from that time,” he said
as he gave his forehead a firm slap and let out a hearty laugh. Clearly, he
remembered the time when Mia had the misfortune of being sneezed on by a horse
right before the party. The offending horse was one of his. “Sorry about that.
I’m the leader of the horsemanship club. Second year senior. The name’s Lin Malong.”
“I am Mia Luna Tearmoon.” As always, she
tugged at her skirt and performed a curtsy. “Judging by your name, I presume
you’re from the Kingdom of Equestria?”
“Dang, gotta say it’s an honor that the
Tearmoon princess knows my name,” said Malong with a grin. Then his expression
suddenly turned serious. “So? What’s the deal? Still got some hard feelings
about the other day? Don’t tell me you want that horse dead or something.”
There had been a time in the past when a
female student had shown up screaming about how she’d had a terrible experience
with one of the horses, going as far as to demand that it be killed. Angry
complaints were one thing, but harming the horses would be out of the question.
He looked at Mia. If she went that far...
“Hm? Why would I want the horse dead?”
“Uh, I mean, she ruined your dress, didn’t
she?”
“The dress?”
There was a pause. Then, Mia laughed as though
she’d just heard something absurd.
“Oh, please. Why would I possibly want to have
a horse killed over a dress?”
For Mia, it was extremely obvious which one
was more valuable. A dress couldn’t help her run from the revolutionary army. A
horse could.
“I just came today to take a look at the club
and see what you do here.”
She wanted to learn how to ride horses, and
she had a very compelling reason. Back when the revolutionary army was after
her, she’d tried to escape by horse cart, only to discover that even the
strongest horses couldn’t outrun horsemen if they were pulling a heavy cart.
Consequently, it didn’t take long for them to capture her. While not having a
revolution would be most ideal, if it happened, she needed to be able to make a
swift escape to the neighbouring kingdoms. To that end, she had to learn how to
ride a horse herself. Between the guillotine and some horse snot, she’d gladly
choose the latter. So long as the horse carried her to safety, she could easily
overlook the fact that it had once used her as a handkerchief.
That’s right. Mia had learned to forgive, and
for her, that was a big step.
“Take a look, huh...”
Malong scratched his chin. Unlike the people
of Equestria, who were said to have been born and raised on horseback, Mia was
from Tearmoon. He couldn’t fathom why the princess of such a mighty empire
would be interested in the Horsemanship Club.
Amongst polite society, horse riding was not
considered a noble pastime. Horsemanship was a practical skill with a very
specific purpose — to conduct warfare. It was military in nature. While the
ability to ride warhorses into combat might be valuable for boys, it was
arguably an entirely useless skill for a girl. Granted, there was occasionally
the odd girl who expressed interest in hunting, but... A glance at Mia’s arms
told Malong that she was no archer.
“You can look all you want, but are you
thinking of joining the club?”
“If I do, will I be able to learn how to ride
a horse?”
“Well, sure... But do you want to ride a
horse?”
“I certainly do.”
“...Why?”
“Because it can take me somewhere far...” Mia
gazed into the distance. “As far as I want to go.”
Ideally, so far that no revolutionary army
could ever get to her. Horses were, in her opinion, her most practical method
of escape.
“Somewhere far, huh...”
Mia’s words struck a chord with Malong. She
spoke of a truth known to every Equestrian since childhood. Horses elevated
their riders, allowing them to strive higher and farther than they could alone.
On the back of a horse, no distance was beyond your reach. They were partners
who offered the freedom to, as she had said, go as far as one wanted to go. It
was a sentiment that would never be voiced by those who viewed horses as
nothing more than instruments of war or pets to pamper.
No mere princess, huh... Looks like this miss
here is more than meets the eye.
Just then, Mia heard a voice,
“Princess Mia? What are you doing here?”
Which sounded rather familiar.
Chapter 43: Horseback Panic
“Princess Mia? What are you doing here?”
“My, Prince Abel? What a coincidence.”
Mia’s eyes widened a little in surprise. She
hadn’t expected to see Abel here. Digging through her memories of the previous
timeline, she recalled that Abel had been a member of the card game club —
which she’d actually considered joining herself in an attempt to better
acquaint herself with him. However, upon discovering that the club was actually
comprised of a bunch of good-for-nothings who spent all day gambling, Anne
adamantly refused to let her anywhere near it.
I thought for sure he’d be loafing around like
his fellow degenerates.
The Abel of old resurfaced in her mind. She
remembered how his face had always looked a little pallid. Everything about
him, from his listless smile and flippant laugh to the sloppy way he wore his
uniform, spoke of someone who did not take his life seriously. And yet...
“Did you join the horsemanship club?”
“Hm? Oh, uh, yes. I figured that since I’m,
you know, technically a prince of Remno, I’d at least try to get my horse- and
swordsmanship brushed up.”
...The face she saw now was nothing like the
one she remembered. There was no degeneracy in his spirited smile, and his
neatly-worn riding clothes exuded an aura of vitality.
“And what brings you here?”
“I was curious about horsemanship, so I came
to take a look around.”
“You? Horsemanship? Well, that’s not what I
expected to hear...”
“Hey, Abel, you’re a friend of the miss here?”
“Ah, Malong. Yes, I had the good fortune to be
her partner for the party the other night.”
“You don’t say. Good timing, then. Here, why
don’t you take the miss for a ride?”
“...What?”
Abel blinked a few times.
“She was curious enough to come all the way
here. Can’t have her leaving empty-handed now, can we?” said Malong with a
suggestive wink.
“But...”
Abel took a quick glance at Mia before
immediately looking away. His cheeks turned ever-so-slightly pink.
My, is that...
Which did not escape Mia’s notice.
Now would you look at that. He’s embarrassed to
get on a horse with me!
She could see why Abel was getting nervous.
Riding a horse in tandem was rather intimate.
Oh ho ho, now isn’t he just the sweetest thing!
Her inner twenty year old reared its head, and
she regarded him with a look of haughty worldliness. Though she’d never been in
a relationship, she was a grown woman — provided you
count the previous timeline. The mind of a mere tween could hardly pose a
challenge for her. She knew she was reading this boy like a book.
For the record, her hunch was actually right
this time, but it should definitely be attributed to beginner’s luck and not
romantic insight.
In that case, I suppose I’ll have to take the
lead here. I am the older and more mature one, after all.
Feeling rather good about herself, she smiled
at him.
“I’d appreciate it very much if you could,
Prince Abel. We barely got to know each other at the party. I’d love to have
the chance to talk some more,” she said, shamelessly angling her head down so
that she was looking up at him with wide, limpid eyes.
“Uh, well, I mean... If you insist, sure...”
“My,” Mia said with a sweet smile, “what an
absolute gentleman you are.”
The smile didn’t last.
Eeeek! No! No no no no! This is too high! This is
much too high!
It took every ounce of Mia’s restraint to stop
herself from shouting those sentiments out loud. After Malong helped her onto
the horse, she immediately noticed something was amiss: the back of a horse was
much higher off the ground than she’d expected.
Worsening matters was the fact that she was in
her school uniform. Conceptualized by those at the forefront of the fashion
world, the uniforms of Saint-Noel Academy were rather avant-garde. A white
blouse was worn under a blazer, which was further complemented by a pleated
skirt with well-defined folds. It was nothing like the dresses traditionally
worn by female nobility. It also meant she had to ride a horse in a skirt,
which forced her to sit sideways with both legs together. For obvious reasons,
this was terrifying. Had she been able to straddle the horse normally, she
would have been looking forward over the top of the horse’s head. With her body
turned to one side, every downward glance was a stark reminder of her distance
from the ground. It was also an extremely unsteady position; the slightest
lapse in concentration would result in a swift and involuntary dismounting. As
a result, there was a dramatic reallocation of mental resources. All her prior
considerations — the romantic air, taking the lead, being the older and more
mature one — were abandoned in favor of one singular goal: not having a nervous
breakdown on the spot.
“All right, Princess Mia. Here, make sure you
hold onto me tigh— Wah!”
Having lost all her composure, she wasn’t even
listening. The fear of falling caused her to wrap her arms around the nearest
object — in this case, Abel’s waist — and hold on for dear life.
“U-Um, Princess Mia, are you.. okay? Y-You
don’t have to hold on that tigh—”
“I-I-I know! I-I’m totally fine, s-so feel
free to proceed!”
By the time the horse took its first step
forward, both riders had completely lost their cool. Being in such close
proximity to the girl he liked had turned Abel into a nervous wreck, while Mia
was simply in a state of panic from sheer fear. Thus began their horseback date
that was heart-stopping for all the wrong reasons.
Chapter 44: A Subtle Misunderstanding
Having prior experience in horseback riding,
Abel was the first to regain his composure.
“Come on, Princess Mia, open your eyes and
take a look around. The view from up here is quite something.”
“I-I suppose I shall. All right... Here I go.”
Mia took a deep breath, steeled her nerves,
and forced her eyes open. The perspective felt completely new. Unlike the
panoramic view from atop a castle, it was just a little
higher than usual, which imparted a sense of novelty to the scenery. A cool
breeze brushed past her cheeks and lifted her hair. The rhythmic sway of the
horse’s steps, which had been nothing short of terrifying at first, were also
starting to grow on her.
How strange. For some reason, I’m starting to
feel a little sleepy...
She gently rested her head against Abel’s back
and closed her eyes.
“Wh-Whoa, P-Princess? Wh-What are you— Oh,
look over there! It’s her! Your, uh, attendant!”
“Hm? My, you’re right! Hey, Anne!”
Mia threw her hands in the air and waved
enthusiastically at Anne. Hands. And waved them enthusiastically. Alas, familiarity breeds complacency, and
complacency leads to carelessness.
“Wait, don’t let go— No!”
“Eh?” Mia’s view suddenly swiveled in an arc.
“Hyaaaaaah!”
She screamed as she tumbled off the horse and
landed on the ground with a heavy thud.
“Mmm.... Hm? How odd.”
For some reason, the impact didn’t feel as bad
as it had sounded.
“Ow, ow, ow...”
She heard Abel’s voice next to her ears.
Apprehensively, she opened one eye for a peek.
“P-Prince Abel?! What are you...”
That was when she realized that she was in his
arms. Rather, in his embrace! Abel had dove off with
her to get his arms around her and break her fall!
“Wha— B-But— Huh?!”
Her voice cracked, and she stammered
incoherently. She could hardly hear herself over the pounding of her own heart.
Wh-What in the moons am I getting so flustered
for? This is just a hug. I’m simply being hugged by Prince Abel, that’s all.
There’s no reason to get all worked up. Besides, this isn’t even the first
time. I’m experienced in being hugged. I was hugged at the dance. I’m a master of being hugged... thought Mia to herself in a desperate attempt to
calm the wild throbbing in her chest. A-And, not to
mention, Prince Abel is just a kid. That’s right. He’s eight years younger than
me—
“Are you okay, Princess Mia? Did you hurt
anything?”
She glanced up to find him looking at her,
expression full of concern. Their eyes met. The intensity of his gaze bore
through her chest and pierced her heart.
N-No! Don’t look at me like that! Not with those
eyes!
Mia quickly looked away, but not before her
cheeks filled with color.
“I-I’m fine, Prince Abel. Quite fine,
actually, so if you don’t mind... Could you, um, let me go?”
“U-Uh, right. Of course. My apologies.”
He hastily pulled away from her, his
expression unmistakably crestfallen.
“Ah, please don’t get the wrong idea,” said
Mia in a hurry. “I didn’t mind being held by you or anything. It’s not that.”
“Yes, of course. I know...”
Contrary to his words, Abel’s face did not
brighten. He looked disappointed... almost desolate. Something about his
expression made Mia feel uneasy.
Oh I see now. This is how the cookie crumbles,
isn’t it? He stops liking me, and when I need reinforcements from him in the
future, he won’t send them anymore...
There was just a shadow of a doubt in the back
of her mind — a whisper asking if something like this could possibly cause him
to despise her. She decided to dismiss the thought and focus on how to remedy
the situation.
What can I do to... Ah-hah! I know!
She stepped closer to him and took his hands
in hers.
“Huh? What?”
“Thank you very much for saving me earlier,
Prince Abel!” she said before bringing her face right up against his. Then, she
turned her head up and looked him right in the eye.
When someone gets too close, the natural reaction
is to back away. I just have to make him experience that process for himself.
My, how terribly clever I am!
“A-Ah, hey, um... Okay, I get it already, so
could you just... not get so close?”
Unable to hold her gaze, he blushed and turned
away.
“See? You looked away too, didn’t you? Would
you care to explain why you did so, hm?”
Mia put on a victorious grin.
“Why...?”
“How you feel now, Prince Abel, is the same as
how I felt earlier.”
“Wha—?!”
You see, as a person of very delicate
sensibilities, I get nervous when people come too close. That’s all it is.
“B-But, I think... I probably feel that way
more strongly than you do.”
“My, is that a sore loser I hear?”
There was an endearing, child-like quality to
the way Abel got so competitive over something so trivial, and she couldn’t
resist a giggle.
I do wonder if he’s trying to say he’s even more
delicate than I am?
What Mia didn’t realize was that they had
slightly different interpretations of how they felt. Whereas she assumed it was
a reaction to “having someone get too close to you,” he took it to mean “being
approached by the girl you like.”
What she also didn’t realize was that there
was another layer to her own reaction that, unbeknownst to her, was rather
similar to Abel’s.
Chapter 45: Princess Mia is No Loner
For the record, Mia was not a loner. As
befitting her status as the Princess of Tearmoon, she was frequently surrounded
by an entourage of other girls. Though their numbers had dwindled somewhat
compared to the previous timeline — a result of Mia turning away anyone who
ever said anything bad about Anne — they still represented the largest faction
in her class.
Speaking of factions, it may be beneficial to
describe the makeup of her class, in which Mia’s group reigned supreme. Whether
through clubs, kinship, or some other commonality, students would eventually
form connections with one another. A sense of honest camaraderie or sometimes a
mutual alignment of interests would cause these students to spend more and more
time together, eventually separating the class into a number of cliques.
Obviously, there would always be those who belonged to no group — those who
failed to find their clique and would inevitably be given the label of “loner.”
Mia’s class had a girl like that. Her name was
Chloe Forkroad. She was a timid girl whose defining features were her thick
crop of black hair and even thicker glasses.
A bell rang, signaling the end of classes.
“Haaa...”
As the other students rejoiced at their
liberation, Chloe let out a deep, weary sigh. She came from a family of
merchants who ran a fairly large business. Her parents had gone from roaming
with caravans to establishing a company, before further parlaying their
accomplishments into a noble title. They were worldly merchants who knew their
way around people. Their daughter, however, had a much more reserved
personality. Given more to books than banter, she was always a shy girl, and
their efforts to bring her along during their travels and have her meet all
sorts of people only worsened her introversion. Fearing for her future, they
decided to try sending her to the best academy on the continent, Saint-Noel.
After an extensive campaign of gift-giving and string-pulling, they succeeded
in having her enrolled.
Once Chloe showed up at the academy, however,
what awaited her there were the harsh realities of the nobility, and their
obsession with lineage and tradition. As the newcomer whose family bought their
title with money, she stuck out like a sore thumb. Thus began her lonely life
at school.
For those who don’t fit in, the worst time in
class is during the breaks. Not a day went by when she didn’t have to contend
with the problem of how to spend these breaks — a time meant for socializing
with friends — all by herself. To this end, the books she’d brought from home
became her salvation. As concentrated vessels of knowledge, books sold well and
fetched high prices on the market. Even Chloe’s family, operating as Forkroad
& Co., had always placed a particular focus on books as one of their primary
products. Having grown up around them, she developed a love for books and
brought many with her to the academy. However...
This is the last one... Spending every single break immersed in their pages had quickly
exhausted her supply. What am I going to do tomorrow?
With only twenty pages left in her final book,
no matter how slowly she read, she’d be done by tomorrow.
Maybe I should try talking to someone? As if. I
can’t work up the courage to do that. Even if I could, I should have done so
when school first started. Now that everyone has already settled into groups,
it’s way too late...
She pressed her face flat onto her desk.
I wish I could just... disappear...
She wasn’t sad. At least, she didn’t think she
was. Nevertheless, her eyes welled up with tears. That was when she heard a
voice.
“Excuse me...”
Not realizing she was being spoken to, Chloe
simply sighed and continued to press her face into her arms.
“Excuse me, do you have a moment?”
“...Huh?”
Chloe slowly looked up. As she blinked the
tears from her eyes, the figure of a girl appeared.
“....Huh?!”
She froze with the kind of shock one
experienced when the gloomy loner that nobody liked realized the coolest kid in
class was speaking to her. The metaphor was apt, because this girl was the
undisputed star of their class and a veritable celebrity in her year. The
Princess of the Tearmoon Empire, Mia Luna Tearmoon, was speaking to her.
“Um... Uh... Huh?”
Words failed her as she struggled to think
through her confusion. Meanwhile, Mia’s gaze fell on Chloe’s book, open on the
desk.
“What were you reading?”
“Oh, um, that? That’s, uh... an illustrated
guide to plants that grow in the desert... It tells you how they get their
water... and stuff like that, and...”
To Chloe, this felt like the first real conversation
she’d had since coming to the academy. In her thirst for interaction, she
started to lean further and further forward, speaking with the frantic
intensity of someone who was terrified of the slightest lull in their dialogue.
As Mia listened, a frown creased her brow.
“...Do you find that interesting?”
“Yes! Oh, um... Actually, it might not be too
interesting to read. I mean, I think it’s interesting, but... maybe not to
other people, so...”
“Hmm... You seem to be reading books all the
time, do you read any story books?”
“Oh, um, yes. I do. I like the one about,
um... a love story between a prince from a small kingdom and a princess. But I,
um... finished reading all the books I brought with me, so...”
And that was when, for some reason, a glint of
excitement appeared in Mia’s eyes, and she stared at Chloe like a hungry cat
that had just spotted a mouse. The sight spooked Chloe a little, and she jerked
back, only to find that her arm did not move with her. Her eyes drifted toward
her shoulder, down to her wrist, over a pair of hands that were wrapped firmly
around hers, and finally up to her captor’s face.
Mia beamed.
“I’ve been looking for someone like you. Would
you like to be my friend?”
Without a doubt, that was the last thing Chloe
expected to hear.
Chapter 46: Book Buddies
Bingo! Oh ho ho, she’s exactly the kind of person
I thought she’d be.
Hearing Chloe talk filled Mia with a smug
sense of satisfaction. When she’d approached the girl, considerations such as
Chloe’s isolation and Mia’s own sympathy for the loneliness of her situation...
had of course never even crossed Mia’s mind. The only reason she took notice
was because Chloe read through every single break, and Mia had reached the
point where she wanted someone to talk with about the books she had been
reading.
That’s right, Mia craved a book buddy.
Earlier that day, Mia had been lying on her
stomach in bed, reading the new draft that Anne’s sister, Elise, had sent her.
Ah, it’s so much fun to read it on proper paper
like this!
The plot progression had yet to exceed Mia’s
knowledge, but the various details of how characters were portrayed and scenes
depicted differed slightly from Anne’s version, and there was a fresh sense of
excitement in revisiting the story through this new lens. With her chin propped
up on her palm and her feet kicking the bed behind her, she hummed happily to
herself as she flipped through its pages, Anne watching over her nearby.
Though her behavior was hardly fitting for a
princess, Anne did not frown nor protest. Mia’s position subjected her to
constant pressure to maintain a certain gravitas in her everyday mien. The only
place where that burden was lifted was in her room, and Anne was committed to
allowing her to lounge as freely as possible here. To Anne, this was all a part
of taking care of Mia. To the rest of this world, this kind of treatment would
be better described as “spoiling her.”
Eventually, Mia flipped over the last page of
the draft and let out a sigh of satisfaction.
“Thank you, Anne. As always, these are most
enjoyable to read,” she said as she gave the bundle of papers back. Then, she
tilted her head as though suddenly remembering something. “By the way, how are
things back home for you? Is Elise doing well?”
For Mia, these drafts were a source of
significant enjoyment that she always looked forward to. It was, therefore,
imperative that Elise stayed in good health so she could continue writing the
story.
“Thank you for your concern. Things are fine,
and Elise is doing pretty well,” replied Anne with a bright smile. There was no
hint of deceit or hesitation on her face.
“I’m glad to hear that. If anything ever comes
up though, make sure you let me know. Elise is one of my own, after all,” she
added, making sure to drive the point home. Then, she glanced at the draft and
let out a sigh. “Still, it’s such a terrible shame that you and I are the only
ones reading this...”
The one thing that all book lovers have in
common is their desire for post-book discussion. After reading something
captivating, they simply need to talk about it with
someone. Now, you might think Mia could just discuss the book with Anne, but
unfortunately, she was surprisingly unreceptive to such talk. While she had
read its contents in full, her motivation seemed to stem from an obligation to
read her sister’s work rather than any innate enjoyment.
Now that I really think about it, this story is
pretty different from what I heard in the dungeon. I suspect Anne might
actually be skimming through most of these.
The girls that comprised her entourage were
also a poor choice. They’d simply shower it with praise. What they couldn’t
provide was the kind of meaty, explorative discussion about a work that Mia
truly craved.
I wonder if there is anyone here who would be up
to the task...
As she wandered around the classroom musing on
this problem, her eyes settled on the girl who’d spent all her breaks absorbed
in her books. She instantly knew she’d found the right person — the book lover
Chloe.
She’s willing to sacrifice time she could use to
talk to her friends for reading instead. She must have such a deep love of
books! All kinds of books!
...Of course, the main reason Chloe spent all
her time reading was because she felt awkward just sitting there by herself
doing nothing. She didn’t actually love books as much as Mia thought.
“Would you like to be my friend?”
“...Huh?”
Chloe blinked. Then, she blinked some more. It
didn’t help. She still couldn’t process what she’d just heard.
“U-Um... I-I’m... But, why?”
She couldn’t fathom why Mia had asked that
question. Asked her, of all people. It baffled her to
no end. This was the Princess of Tearmoon. Her influence in class was
unrivalled, and her social circle included all the serious heavyweights. From
the princes of Sunkland and Remno, who were the objects of endless adoration
from their female peers, to the Duke of Belluga’s daughter, who literally
governed their school, her friends were as elite as they came. This was someone
who associated with the cream of the crop — those who sat at the very top of
the Saint-Noel food chain.
So what was she doing talking to a
bottomfeeder like Chloe? She had no reason to. Unless...
Then, something occurred to Chloe, and it all
made sense. There actually was one possible reason: pity.
Did she see me by myself all the time and decide
to take pity on me?
Knowing that Mia was sometimes referred to as
the “Saint of the Empire,” Chloe figured she must be a very compassionate
person.
If she is, then... that’s pretty depressing.
The thought made her feel miserable. There was
nothing pleasant about being seen as pitiable. That must be why...
“Because you love books, and, as a matter of
fact, there’s something I’d like you to read.”
Mia’s answer confused her even more. She
looked at the petite princess, her mouth agape and mind blank.
“So, if it’s not too much trouble, would it be
possible for us to be book buddies?”
It would be ten years later when Chloe would
take over the family business and expand the book publishing department,
eventually turning it into a massive publication company whose clients spanned
multiple kingdoms. The books she had a hand in publishing would all eventually
become bestsellers, and a particularly well-known bit of trivia was that the
most popular among them was a book brought to her by her former classmate, the
Princess of the Empire, Mia Luna Tearmoon.
Chapter 47: Lunchbox Arrangements
“What? A swordsmanship tournament?” asked Mia
as she was having lunch one day in the cafeteria with her usual group of
girlfriends.
“Yes, the boys have been talking up a storm.
The academy is apparently helping to host it, and it’s taking place during the
last week before summer vacation or something...” answered one of the girls.
“Haven’t you heard?” asked another.
“Hm... I don’t seem to remember ever hearing
anything of the sort— Ugh, my head.”
As soon as she tried to recall past memories
of the event, she was struck with a terrible headache.
Swordsmanship tournament... Alone...
Words flashed ominously through her mind.
Something about them made her feel like these were memories better left
unearthed...
“Traditionally, if a girl has a boy she likes,
she’ll bring him a lunchbox that day, so we were wondering if Your Highness has
already placed an order...”
...Lunchbox!
A scene from her memories burst vividly into
her mind. It was from the previous timeline, and in it she was eagerly
inspecting the extravagant lunchbox she’d ordered...
“Oh, I can see it now! I’m going to hand this
to him, and he’ll be so impressed that after he wins, he’ll come tell me this
lunchbox was the fuel for his victory!”
She had it all planned out and was raring to
go. Her enthusiasm, however, was immediately doused with a bucket of cold water
when Prince Sion adamantly refused to accept her lunchbox. Making things worse
was the fact that she couldn’t possibly confide in anyone about the rejection.
In the end, she had no choice but to eat it herself. In her room. Alone.
Sniffling to herself.
How awful that was...
A single tear fell from her eye.
“Wha— Y-Your Highness! What’s wrong? Wh-Why
are you crying all of a sudden?!”
“S-Someone! Bring a handkerchief!”
Seeing Mia shed a silent tear sent all the
girls into a fit of panic.
“Oh, no, it’s nothing.” Mia wiped the tear
away with her finger. “I’m glad you told me about it. Thank you,” she said with
a smile.
Unlike Prince Sion — who is an idiot — Prince Abel is a perfect gentleman, so he’ll eat my lunch. I know he
will! Things
had changed since then, and so had she. This was not the Mia of old. With that said, though, I should first make him promise me that he’ll
accept my lunch.
Indeed, Mia Version 2.0 came with an important
upgrade — the ability to plan ahead. She was now aware that people could have
prior obligations and it was important to arrange things in advance. It was
possible, for example, that he was going to prepare lunch himself that day,
rendering Mia’s efforts extraneous. That was why it was necessary to first
communicate her intent to bring him a lunchbox.
I should go tell him as soon as possible!
After school, Mia went looking for Abel. The
horsemanship club was meeting that day, so she went straight there and found
him in no time.
“Prince Abel.”
“Hey, Princess Mia. Here again? Looking to
practice horse riding some more?” he asked as he looked her over. She was
dressed in a sleek set of riding clothes made up of a vest and long pants.
“Malong spoke very highly of you, you know? He said he’d thought you were just
here on one of your princess-ly whims, but turns out you’re taking practice
very seriously.”
Participation for club members was, in
general, not mandatory. There was no need to come every day, and with nobles —
who were used to going about their day however they wished — making up most of
the student population, attendance was never high. The frequency with which Mia
showed up was, if anything, an oddity. She came every day, but to be honest,
she’d rather have spent the time lounging in her room. She was only there
because she considered horsemanship an essential skill for making a quick
escape, so she had to learn it.
“Anyway, this is the only horse available
right now. Would you like to ride it with me?” he asked, taking one glove off
and offering her his hand.
“Really? I do think I’d like that...” Mia
placed her hand in his. “My...”
“Hm? What’s the matter?”
“Your palm...” she said as she ran her fingers
along it, “has grown rather firm.”
She gave him a winsome look.
“Uh, I guess. It’s probably because, you know,
there’s a swordsmanship tournament coming up, and I’ve been practicing...”
“Mm. I see you’ve been working hard...”
It occurred to her that the skin on the palms
of knights from back home were all similarly calloused. She regarded the boy
standing before her again. Though his features were still those of a child,
from a certain angle, there was something decidedly masculine about the way the
shadows fell across his burgeoning jawline. It sent a small flutter through
Mia’s heart.
She hopped on the horse, behind Abel, made
sure to wrap her arms firmly around him, then asked in a timid voice, “Um,
Prince Abel, about the swordsmanship tournament...”
“Hm?”
“Have you... made any arrangements with anyone
for lunch that day?”
“Uh, not especially...”
Upon hearing his answer, Mia felt a wave of
relief.
“Perfect. In that case, would it be all right
if I prepared a lunchbox for you that day?”
“Huh? For me?”
“Yes. I’ll do my best to bring you something
wonderful. I do hope it will help you win.”
She had, unfortunately, neglected to consider
one issue. This negligence was brought about by her relief. Feeling safe in the
knowledge that she wouldn’t suffer last-life’s fate of a lonesome lunch, she
let down her guard. Furthermore, her newly-acquired common sense was not
substantial enough to alert her to this oncoming pitfall. For most people, the
problem was obvious, requiring no more than a moment’s thought. For Mia, it
never even crossed her mind.
Lunchboxes had to be ordered. And orders had
to be placed in advance.
Blissfully ignorant of the fact that every
store in town would be swamped with work on the day of the tournament and
therefore stopped accepting orders a week in advance, Mia smiled happily to
herself as she imagined a future that would never come to pass.
“Oh, how wonderful. I can hardly wait!”
Chapter 48: Anne’s Ingenious Idea
“Wh-What in the moons is the meaning of this?”
By the time the matter came to light, there
were only four days left until the swordsmanship tournament. After making her
way to the best lunchbox store in town, Mia came face to face with the harsh
reality of her situation.
“Sorry, but that day’s a no go. Every store
around here is already up to their eyes in orders. I doubt there’s a place that
can take another one.”
She cursed her own carelessness. After hearing
from her entourage that when it came to lunchboxes, “it’s all about the
personal touch,” she decided to try ordering it herself without consulting
Anne. She’d dealt with merchants when she was in Tearmoon, and she’d watched
Ludwig place orders with suppliers before. Having seen it done, she figured
it’d be a cinch to do herself. Her confidence, however, ultimately betrayed
her.
Oh merciful moons, what should I do?!
Hearing that the stores had all stopped taking
orders caused her to break out in a cold sweat.
M-Maybe if I pay them more... Yes, if I brought
enough gold...
Throwing money at a problem was indeed the
simplest solution. Show someone enough coins, and they could probably be
convinced to prioritize her order. However...
No, I can’t do that.
Mia immediately dismissed the thought. After
dining together a few times, she’d come to understand that the academy’s
reigning authority, Rafina Belluga, was a scrupulous character.
She could, in theory, force a store to serve
her through sheer might of money. While selfish, she might get away with it if
the store staff simply worked longer hours. If the store ended up cancelling
someone else’s order to make room for hers, however... it would ruin Rafina’s
opinion of her. She could already see the contempt in Rafina’s eyes as she
vowed to never speak to her again.
“What... What a terrifying thought!”
In an attempt to avoid such a fate, she
thought and thought, but no good ideas came. In the end...
“A-Anne!”
...She had no choice but to run back to her
room and ask her loyal maid for help. Seeing her master burst through the door
close to tears gave Anne quite the start.
“Milady, please calm down.”
After being told of the situation, Anne immediately
sprang to action.
Okay, first order of business should be to ask
around in the market and get some more information...
While Mia was having fun at school, Anne had
been steadily expanding their network of connections. She’d started with the
academy staff. Through them, she got to know the merchants who did business
with the academy. Next, she asked those merchants to introduce her to even more
merchants. She paid frequent visits to the town, and the people in the market
all knew her by name. By making use of her vast network of connections, she’d
gotten a complete grasp of the situation.
“I see. This is indeed a tricky problem.”
The kind of extravagantly-packed lunchbox Mia
had in mind was very hard to find in stores around here to begin with. Lunchboxes
were packed with the intention of being taken somewhere else and eaten. They
were often necessary when traveling long distances, so they were usually
comprised of foods that kept well. For the common populace, lunchboxes meant
things like jerky and dried bread that traded in taste for resistance to
spoilage. In fact, their contents didn’t change much among noble circles
either. Again, the primary concern was to make sure eating the food wouldn’t
cause the runs. Safety and nutrition were priorities. Taste was an
afterthought. Consequently, the market simply didn’t have products like
“lunchboxes packed with delicious foods that would win the heart of the boy you
liked.” Such a demand was rare. Regular folks weren’t going to pay money for
things like that, and the academy’s students didn’t need them often either.
Only a handful of stores actually prepared them, and by now, none of them were
in any position to accept new orders.
“So basically, what we’re missing is
manpower.” Anne let out a sigh of relief. At the very least, it wasn’t the
worst-case scenario. The thing she’d feared the most was a shortage of
ingredients. If she couldn’t procure the physical ingredients with which to
make the food, she might as well have called it a day right then and there.
“In that case...”
After making the rounds in the market and
placing orders for ingredients, she returned to Mia.
“H-How did it go, Anne? Did you figure
anything out?” asked Mia as she clung anxiously to Anne’s arms.
“I think so,” replied Anne with a nod. “Things
might work out after all.”
The concern on Mia’s face gave way to relief.
“Oh, thank the moons! I knew I could count on
you, Anne! I assume you found a store that would do it for us?”
“No, milady. None of them can.”
Mia paled again.
“Th-Then what do we do?”
“We make it,” said
Anne as she turned to Mia with a look of determination. “We’ll do it
ourselves.”
“...Huh?”
Mia’s mouth hung open for a moment before Anne
took her hands up in her own.
“Come on, I’ll help you. We’ll have you
personally prepare a lunchbox for Prince Abel.”
“P-Prepare it... myself?”
It goes without saying that Mia had never
cooked in her life.
“Yes. You might not know, but among ordinary
folks, people often get excited when a husband brings in an especially nice
lunchbox his wife made him. It’s like a show of love. Women’s cooking, you see,
is a source of happiness for men,” said Anne, nodding to herself with the air
of someone who’d just said something very wise.
“I-Is that how it works? I see... By the way,
Anne, would you happen to be well-versed in the art of cooking?”
“...I’ve baked bread before.”
The implication of those words was not lost on
Mia. She could smell the impending danger.
Gaaah! We’re doomed!
Chapter 49: Princess Mia... Hits Peak Mental Performance!
(2)
After hearing Anne’s answer and having all
sorts of alarms go off in her head, Mia quickly went to seek help. Despite
knowing plenty of people, few of them proved useful. After all, the girls who
followed her around were all nobles and could probably count on one hand the
total number of times they’d been in a kitchen. In fact, the same applied to
essentially the whole of the Saint-Noel student body. Almost none of the
students here had ever cooked before.
Almost none.
Mia made her way to the room of one of the exceptions
— Chloe. Though the Forkroads were nobles, their title had been purchased. Even
now, their lifestyle more resembled that of well-to-do merchants. There was a
good chance she’d know how to cook.
“Oh, Princess Mia... Huh? Cooking?” Chloe
tilted her head curiously at the unexpected request. “Well, yes, I’m familiar
with the topic. I mean, I’ve read about it before,” she said with a smile.
Note her choice of words: “familiar with the
topic” and “read about it before.”
It doesn’t look like I’m going to have any luck
with her either.
Mia’s survival instincts were on point today,
and they told her that Chloe’s answer reeked of danger as well. Nevertheless,
she decided to recruit her to the lunchbox team; beggars can’t be choosers,
after all.
“Sure, I’m free that day. I can come help.”
After receiving a swift confirmation from
Chloe, Mia headed out again. Knowing that she needed to scout more people, she
made her way toward...
“...Nobody. Absolutely nobody else is coming
to mind!”
Things had barely gotten started and she’d
already run into a dead end. She was actually quite proud of herself for all
the hard work she’d put into getting to know people, so this one hit her
particularly hard.
The problem is the cooking! Finding someone in
this academy who can cook is impossible to begin with!
Just as she was about to start heading back to
her room to sulk for a while, Anne showed up.
“Milady! I found someone who can cook!”
“Really?! Wait, let me guess... someone you
know who can cook...” After a moment’s consideration, she said, “Oh, is it
Liora?”
Tiona’s attendant suddenly came to mind. She
seemed like a possibility.
“Uh, no... I did try asking her, and I mean,
she’s good... but she’s good at things like catching wild hares, gutting them
on the spot, and roasting them whole...”
While it was technically a form of cooking, it
seemed a tad too... “one with the wilderness,” so to speak. For forest peoples,
it was probably an extremely useful skill, but its relevance to preparing
lunchboxes was debatable.
“It’s actually Tiona who said she’s good at
cooking.”
“T-Tiona?”
Mia recoiled in shock. And maybe horror as
well. In Mia’s world, Tiona was public enemy number one. She’d actively avoided
her, trying everything she could to ensure they had minimal interaction with
each other. Being put to the guillotine was, after all, the kind of thing that
tended to leave a lasting impression. But...
“Yes. Apparently, she’d sometimes help out in
the kitchen at home.”
It made sense. The Rudolvons were so poor that
it was almost silly to call them nobles. Not only that, but they had a ton of
land that they used for farming. With most of their servants out working the
fields, it was certainly possible that Tiona would have to help cook. She’d be
a crucial addition to their team.
“Hnnngh... F-Fine,” said Mia, making a face
like she’d just swallowed the bitterest pill in history.
Thus, Mia paid a reluctant visit to Tiona.
“Ah, Princess Mia? What’s the matter?” asked
Tiona, caught off guard by the surprise visit.
“Miss Tiona, I heard that you are good at
cooking. Is that true?”
“Yes, I’d say so.”
Seeing Tiona’s confident nod, Mia was about to
let out a cry of glee...
“I’m always chopping things up, so if you need
any vegetables julienned, just leave it to me.”
...Only to choke it back down after hearing
Tiona’s words.
“...And what about other things?”
“I can mince things too.”
Mia knew nothing about cooking, but even so,
she had a gut feeling that something wasn’t right. Tiona didn’t seem entirely
reliable either. Still, questionable help was still help, and she needed all
the help she could get.
“Miss Tiona, you see, I’m planning to prepare
a lunchbox and deliver it to Prince Abel on the day of the swordsmanship
tournament. Would you like to do so together?”
“Huh? Together? But... You’re the princess,
and I’m just... Besides, I don’t have anyone to give it to...”
As soon as she heard those words, Mia had a
flash of devious inspiration.
“My, is that so? Hm, in that case, how about
that jer— Ahem. I mean, how about we prepare some extra and you can bring one
to Prince Sion?”
It seemed to Mia that the chances of her
ragtag group successfully preparing a lunchbox was rather low. If things went
poorly, whatever concoction they managed to come up with might be so bad that
it made Abel sick and ruin his performance at the tournament. In that case,
however, so long as she made Sion eat the same thing...
That way, I’ll at least take him down too! This
is a perfect chance to get some payback!
She’d gone too far to stop now. Operation
Lunchbox was going to happen one way or another. If she was destined to fail,
then so be it. But she certainly wasn’t going to fail alone. She was going to
take her archnemesis down with her.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze their
bitter juices into the eyes of your enemies! That’s right! Mia knew how to make
the best of what she had! She was an optimist! A positive thinker! That’s what
those words meant, right?
On top of that, it won’t be just my fault. Tiona
has to share the blame too. That means no matter how much Prince Sion hates us,
he can’t single just me out. Oh, what a perfect way to have my revenge!
An evil smile crept across Mia’s lips. Little
did she know that dragging in Sion would ultimately derail her entire scheme
and send it off in a completely different direction.
Chapter 50: Keithwood Also Hits Peak Mental Performance!
Sion Sol Sunkland was practicing by himself in
the training ground. Every swing of his sword was fast and smooth, bespeaking a
true mastery of the weapon. His skill had reached such heights that he easily
outclassed the adults. Even most soldiers were no match for him.
With a swift step forward, he unleashed a
sideways swipe of his sword that was met with applause.
“Sun’s barely up and already hard at work,
milord?”
“Ah, Keithwood. You walk like a phantom as
always. I didn’t notice you at all.”
Figuring it was a good time for a break, Sion
put down his practice sword and pressed a towel to his brow. As he wiped off
his face, he gave his head a quick shake. His smooth, silky hair threw up a few
drops of sweat that glistened in the morning sun.
Keithwood watched for a while, idly observing
that this was probably the kind of thing that made girls swoon, before asking,
“So, have you decided whose lunchbox you’re going to accept?”
“I don’t plan to accept anyone’s,” said Sion,
answering Keithwood’s abrupt question with an equally abrupt response. He’d
already been asked by a couple dozen girls, and he’d politely declined each and
every one of their offers.
“Oh? Should I take that to mean you’re
secretly hoping I’ll be the one to make you lunch?”
Sion grinned at Keithwood’s jest.
“Hah. An interesting thought. In fact, I don’t
think I’d mind a taste of one of your culinary creations. When was the last
time you cooked for me anyway? Must have been when we were still in Sunkland.”
The elite education Sion had been receiving
since childhood extended to every aspect of his life. Even the food he ate was
strictly managed. Young Sion had been an obedient child, and he’d always possessed
wisdom beyond his years. Not once did he openly complain about the blandness of
his meals. However, his close friend Keithwood often played therapist to his
private grumblings. Keithwood would make nightly clandestine excursions to the
kitchen, where he would prepare late night snacks and bring them back to his
master. Sion fondly remembered how he’d subsequently ended up with a cavity
that, after being discovered, led to both of them getting a good scolding.
“Funny you’d say that, because I seem to recall
receiving a great deal of criticism about my cooking despite the many acts of selfless philanthropy I’d undertaken.”
“But of course. I am
the crown prince of a vast kingdom, after all. Your philanthropy does not
exempt me from my duty to fuss excessively over how my food tastes,” quipped
Sion with a smirk.
“All right, all joking aside, I assume you’ve
made arrangements for lunch to be delivered?”
Sion had no intention of accepting anyone’s
lunchbox. He couldn’t — not as the Crown Prince of Sunkland. His title was a
weighty one. Much too weighty. Any act of overt friendliness toward any
particular individual...
...could end up harming the interests of our kingdom down the road. Yeah,
I can totally see him thinking that. Keithwood let out a sigh and shrugged. Not that he’s wrong, but honestly, it wouldn’t kill him to ease up a
little.
Crown prince or not, Sion was still a boy in
his teens. There’d been a time when bland food had led him to whine. Now, he
was missing out on the chance to personally receive a nice lunchbox. Who could
say if he wasn’t feeling a little sad on the inside?
“So, is there a reason why you’re gazing so
pensively at my face?” asked Sion.
Keithwood shrugged.
“Can’t say, milord. I guess you just have a
very thought-provoking face,” he answered before sauntering away, leaving a
perplexed Sion standing alone in the training ground.
“...Thing is, there are only so many people he
can reasonably say ‘yes’ to,” mused Keithwood as he considered Sion’s potential
lunchbox candidates. The first one to come to mind — and easily the most
promising — was the Princess of Tearmoon, who was a match for Sion in both
title and prestige.
“I get the feeling that if Princess Mia asked,
Sion wouldn’t say no...”
Unfortunately, the princess, in all her wisdom,
had apparently promised to take her lunchbox to Prince Abel. To this day,
Keithwood couldn’t for the life of him figure out what it was about Abel that
fascinated Mia so.
“Ah, Keithwood, good timing.”
Hearing someone call his name, Keithwood
stopped and turned in the direction of the voice.
“Ah, if it isn’t Lady Rudolvon,” he said,
politely greeting the daughter of Tearmoon’s Outland Count, Tiona Rudolvon.
“How may I be of service on this fine day?”
“Well, you see...”
Tiona proceeded to explain their group effort
to prepare lunchboxes. After she finished, he couldn’t help but feel a growing
sense of awe as the implications of the plan dawned on him.
So, it’s the combined effort of three girls,
among which one is a low-ranking noble and another is a merchant’s
daughter-turned-noble. And also, there’s a second recipient, Sion wouldn’t be
the sole focus of attention.
An arrangement like this was indeed
rumor-proof. Nobody would go around gossiping about how they saw Sion getting
close with any particular girl. Nevertheless, Mia would have successfully
conveyed her desire to be friends.
Princess Mia, huh...
Keithwood nodded in admiration, feeling like
he was witnessing a master plan being laid out before his very eyes. The layers
upon layers of its intricate design came into view, and he could see its
delicate thread of logic weaving deftly through the hazardous labyrinth that
was the social landscape of Saint-Noel.
The Great Sage of the Empire indeed. I see you
live up to your—
Then, all of a sudden, his thoughts were
interrupted by a chill running up his spine. It might have been a hunch. Or
perhaps a premonition. He couldn’t quite put his finger on it, but something didn’t feel right, as if a terrible misfortune was
about to befall his master... Somehow, he suspected — no, he knew,
with a certainty that surprised even himself — that if he allowed things
to proceed as planned, something terrible would happen at the swordsmanship
tournament.
He glanced at Tiona. There seemed to be no
malice in her innocent smile. Nevertheless...
Might as well go take a look. Prudence is the
better part of valor, after all. Can’t hurt to make sure.
And so, sensing that the health of his dear
master was in dire straits, Keithwood volunteered to join Mia’s cooking squad.
Though none of those involved would ever come to know, it was nevertheless true
that Keithwood’s decision on this day would prove critical in safeguarding the
gastrointestinal soundness of both Sion and Abel.
Chapter 51: Keithwood’s Culinary Class
Three days before the swordsmanship
tournament, Mia and the girls were in the kitchen doing a rehearsal lunchbox
preparation. Keithwood made his way there with the intention of inspecting
their progress. When he arrived and witnessed their creations...
He almost had a heart attack.
“Your Highness, what is... Is this going to be
made into bread?” he asked, staring at the mound of dough that Mia was beating
at. She gave her sculpture a few more smacks before turning to him with a
satisfied smile.
“Yes. Prince Abel loves horses enough to have
joined the horsemanship club, so I’m sure he’d appreciate something like this,”
she said with a confident smile.
Hands on her hips and flour on her face, Mia
proudly displayed her work to him.
“I see. It’s true that the first step of
cooking is to consider who you’re cooking for. In that sense, you’ve done
well.” Keithwood nodded with feigned approval. “However, Your Highness, there
is a fatal flaw to this creation. Miss Anne,” he said, passing the torch. “Care
to elaborate?”
She looked back at him and gave him a
confident nod that seemed to say, “Leave it to me.” He stepped back and
gestured for her to continue. Being the resident baking expert, surely she knew
exactly what was wrong with Mia’s dough.
“Right. You see, Milady Mia, if you want it to
look like a horse, the ear here has to be a little more—”
“Okay, no, eyes back here please,” said
Keithwood, picking the proverbial torch back up from where Anne had dropped it.
“The problem with this dough is that it’s too thick. You can’t heat it all the
way through. Also,” he said, walking over to the massive piece of dough. The
top of it reached his chest. “The damn thing is the size of an actual horse!
You’d have to light a shed on fire in order to bake it!” He brought his fist down
on the life-sized dough sculpture and it collapsed. Then, ignoring the shriek
of grief that escaped Mia, he ripped it into little bits and threw the pieces
on the table. “They need to be smaller and thinner! Like these! Do you
understand, Your Highness?”
“...”
Mia gave him an angry pufferfish scowl.
“Do—You—Understand?!”
After a pause, Mia sighed.
“...Fine, we’ll do it your way, then.”
She shrugged and shook her head as though
acquiescing to a particularly demanding child. A vein bulged in Keithwood’s
temple. He resisted the urge to scream.
“Keithwood, how are these vegetables I’m
working on?”
“Ah, Lady Rudolvon...” he said, turning to
Tiona with as friendly a smile as he could muster. The smile froze on his face.
His cheek began to twitch. “I... I see you’re quite good at chopping up
vegetables.” He looked at the plate of vegetables, all neatly cut into strips.
Then, he looked at the next plate. And the next. And the next. “I do believe,
however... that milord and Prince Abel are not herbivores, and thus, will not
be able to consume such huge amounts of vegetables.”
Four plates?! Four freaking plates?! What is
this? Are we building a house out of vegetables?
Out of propriety, he kept his thoughts to
himself. It wasn’t easy, but once again, he resisted the urge to scream. This
day had turned into the ultimate test of his patience.
“Hm? Wait... what’s that smell?”
“I... Roasted... The Meat.”
The back door of the kitchen swung open, and
Liora came in.
“Ah... Well, that’s certainly some well-roasted
chicken there, Miss Liora.”
The meat was still sizzling, and juices
dripped from the browned skin. A few places were a tad singed, but it did look
rather appetizing.
“Now, if only you had considered the
circumstances under which this meat will be served...”
Why?! Why would you not use the oven! There’s one
in the kitchen, for heaven’s sake! It’s right there! Why did you
have to go start a freaking fire in the courtyard and roast it on a spit?!
Not only was it a rather crude method of meat
preparation, it was also questionable from a hygienic standpoint, not to
mention awkward to use. Just as he was about to voice his concerns, however,
someone else beat him to the punch.
“He’s right, Liora. You do realize we’re going
to be serving these to princes, right?” said Chloe, who held a thick cookbook
in one hand.
Oh thank the sun, at least the Forkroads’
daughter has some common sense...
“Taste is best preserved when ingredients are
served raw, so—”
“No! No raw meat!” snapped Keithwood, trying
to prevent another crazy idea from taking root. Only then did it occur to him
to glance at the book in Chloe’s hand. The title read, “Exotic
Recipes for Exotic Delicacies.”
“Huh? But it said in the book that raw horse
liver tastes really good. And considering Prince Abel is in the horsemanship
club, I figured a recipe that used horse would be a good match...”
“Okay, look, the only time you should eat any
sort of raw organ is when you’re in a restaurant that specializes in it. Also,
what is it with you people and putting horses into your food? It’s the
horsemanship club! They ride horses! Not eat them!
First, Her Highness tries to make life-sized horse bread, and then you try to
serve them raw horse. What is this? Are we trying to pick a fight with them or
something?”
It had — far too late, but nevertheless —
occurred to Keithwood that the most dangerous people in the kitchen weren’t
beginner cooks who knew nothing; it was beginner cooks who knew something but
had no idea how any of it fit together.
Sweet sun high above, what have I gotten myself
into?
Realizing that drastic measures were
necessary, he immediately sprang to action.
“My dear princess and ladies, I need you to
listen to what I’m about to say very carefully.” He paused, allowing the
silence to impart a certain gravitas to his next words, which he spoke in a
soft but solemn voice. “On the day when we make the lunchboxes, you’re all
gonna f— follow my orders please.”
He let slip a bit of his true feelings, but he
didn’t really care at the moment.
“No complicated recipes. We’re going to keep
things simple and just make sandwiches. Do you understand?”
“Aww, but then it’s not special eno—”
“Do—You—Understand?!”
His patience failed him, and he slammed a hand
onto the table as he gave them all the death stare.
“Eeeek! Y-Yes I do!”
He turned away with a grimace, partly because
he somewhat regretted his outburst, but mostly because he realized he’d just
jumped onto a burning ship with port nowhere in sight.
Chapter 52: Princess Mia... Feels Her Heart Flutter!
Two days before the swordsmanship tournament,
Mia paid Abel a visit to explain her plans to him. She caught him just as he
was about to head to the lakeshore for some sword practice, so they decided to
head there together.
“I see. Homemade lunchboxes, huh...” he said
as they walked.
Lunchboxes like these would normally be
ordered from a specialty store. Mia, however, was offering to personally make
them with her friends, none of whom had any experience. This should have been a
pretty scary proposition. However...
I think my cooking might actually be pretty good.
...Mia was harboring the kinds of delusions
that would cause Keithwood to pop a blood vessel. Nevertheless, she at least
had enough sense to know that her cooking stood no chance against the work of
professionals in a store. Therefore, figuring some preemptive damage control
would do her well if things went awry, she came to lower Abel’s expectations.
“I’m terribly sorry, Prince Abel. I know that,
normally, I should be ordering it from a store of the highest quality...”
In
other words, don’t get too upset if it doesn’t
taste so great.
“It’s fine. I don’t mind. I’m actually sort of
glad, to be honest.”
“Glad? Why?”
“It reminds me of the lunches that Mother
would make for me from time to time.”
The social standing of women — whether
noble-born or common — in the Kingdom of Remno was rather low. This did,
however, mean that they had more in common with regular people, often doing the
same menial tasks performed by servants in other countries. Unlike in other
kingdoms, it wasn’t rare for noble women in Remno to cook for their husband and
children.
“While they might not have been as flavorful
as the meals prepared by the head chef, my mother and sisters put their hearts
into making them, and that alone made them special.”
Then, he turned to Mia and, with a gentle
smile, told her that he was looking forward to her lunch. This caught her off
guard, and she realized that the bar for the quality of her lunchbox had just
been raised.
Uh oh, I never knew Prince Abel had been eating
homemade lunches all the time! Now I can’t tell him that mine might not taste
good because it’s homemade... Hm, this calls for a change of plans. Maybe I
should make something more complicated...
Before Mia had time to fully work out what was
definitely a very bad idea, the shoreline came into view.
“Wow...”
The lake stretched out before her eyes against
a background of unbroken blue. Sunlight, like golden glitters, danced across
its unblemished surface while gentle waves brushed rhythmically against the
beautiful white sand. There was almost no one else there. It was pristine,
quiet, and utterly breathtaking.
“I had no idea such a wonderful place
existed...”
Even in the previous timeline, she’d never
been here before.
“I’m glad you like it. It’s a good place,”
said Abel. Then, in one smooth motion, he stepped down onto the beach, swung
around, and offered her his hand. “Here. Watch your step.”
The gesture was courteous and elegant, and the
way he did it felt so natural. In that moment, he seemed like the perfect
gentleman, and Mia felt the slightest flutter in her heart.
R-Relax. This is nothing special. It’s what’s
expected of boys.
She took his hand. There was a rugged firmness
to his palm that surprised her. Again, her heart fluttered.
Ahh, to think that I’d have the chance to walk
along such a beautiful lakeshore with a gentleman at my side...
Back when she was in the dungeon, she never
imagined such a thing would ever be possible. And now, it was more than possible;
it was happening. She was living it. A profound sense of bliss welled up inside
her. Slowly, she drew a deep breath and looked around, trying to take in all
the sights, sounds, and smells of this idyllic moment.
“There is one thing though, that I find to be
a shame...” said Abel in a soft voice.
Mia turned to him with a quizzical look.
“Hm? What might that be?”
“The fact that I can’t be the only one getting
a lunchbox from you...” he said with a playful grin.
His sudden confession sent her heart wildly
aflutter.
Wh-Wh-What is the matter with him?! You can’t
just say that! You...You just can’t!
In the suffocating darkness of those moonless
nights when the loneliness in the dungeon was almost palpable, she’d forced her
mind away from the coldness of the floor and the hunger in her stomach,
imagining time and again that she was somewhere else. She’d dream up scenes of
herself enjoying a stroll along the shoreline with the man of her dreams... and
indulge in fleeting visions of their sweet nothings...
And now she was smack dab in the middle of
one! She was not ready for this.
I-I need to calm down! Okay, deep breath. Deep...
Breath... Deep. Breath. Deep breath deep breath deep breath...
Her flustered mind failed to follow even its
own instructions, and her breaths turned into panicked gasps for air. Abel
stopped and looked at her reddened face with concern, which only made it
redder.
“Hm? Are you okay? You seem a little tired.”
“What? Oh. I, uh, maybe. Maybe I am.”
Abel took her to a part of the beach where
some trees provided shade. Then he promptly took off his coat and laid it down
on the sand.
“Here, sit down and rest for a while. You can
watch, but it’s going to be pretty boring. Once you feel better, feel free to
head back.”
After helping Mia to the ground, he began to
methodically practice his sword swings.
“My, how diligent of you. You’re really taking
this very seriously, aren’t you?”
She recalled the firmness of his palm. It was
a testament to the amount of time he spent practicing with the sword.
“Haha, more desperate than serious, I’d say. I
think I’ve spent more time with swords in the past month than I have in my
entire life. After all, now there’s someone I want to fight... and I’m willing
to do whatever it takes to win.” He paused, as if remembering something. Then
he said, “Which reminds me, about the lunchbox... you know how I said it was a
shame? In a way, I’m glad about it too.”
“...Huh?”
“This way, it’s fair and square. Otherwise,
when I beat Prince Sion, people might say it’s only because he didn’t get to
eat your homemade lunch.”
With that, he returned to his practice, but
not before showing her a bright smile full of confidence and resolve. It left
Mia dazzled, and a long time passed before the burning sensation in her lungs
reminded her to take a breath.
Chapter 53: Behold! The Horse-Shaped Sandwich!
On the morning of the swordsmanship
tournament, under the supervision of Keithwood, executive director, the
sandwich squad got to work.
“All right. Miss Liora, like we discussed,
you’re going to take that chicken and roast it in the oven over there. I know
it’s a little different than you’re used to, but it should actually be easier
to control the heat this way.”
“Okay... I understand.”
Liora straightened her back and saluted before
making her way to the chicken. She plucked out all its feathers, gutted it,
seasoned it with salt and spices, filled the inside with herbs, and then...
tossed it in the oven. It landed with a rather disturbing splat, which
Keithwood decided that he definitely hadn’t heard. He was pretty sure that if
he let every little problem get to him, he’d lose his mind before the day was
out.
“As long as it’s cooked... it’s edible... as
long as it’s cooked...” he muttered to himself, reciting the words like some
sort of incantation as he moved on to the next station.
“Meat doesn’t have to look good, anyway. It’ll
be fine. Now, next is...”
“Keithwood, how do these look?” asked Tiona as
she walked up to him carrying her work in her slender arms.
He looked over and gave a satisfied nod.
“Looks good. I see the good lady of the
Rudolvons is as adroit as ever,” he said, causing Tiona to blush a little.
Ever since their practice session, he’d known
that so long as Tiona had a correct sense of quantity and scale, she’d be a
useful addition to the team. She should be fine. The problematic one was...
“May I start baking this as well?” asked Mia
as she held out her work.
Keithwood took one glance and immediately felt
a headache coming on. The only saving grace was that Anne had probably handled
the actual kneading. Judging from how it looked, it... probably would function
as dough. Now if only it would function as a sandwich.
He stared at it — at the head, the ears, and the four legs — and felt the
pounding in his head grow stronger. Just like last time, the dough Mia prepared
was shaped like a horse. Horse-shaped bread did not a sandwich make.
I told you to make it a goddamn square...
Admittedly, he saw signs of improvement. It
was now flat and thin enough to be heated all the way through. Its size was
also arguably within the limits of what could be considered reasonable. The
fact that it was shaped like a horse, however, was definitely a problem.
Furthermore, in what must have been a misguided attempt to pursue fidelity, the
body of the horse-dough was of realistic proportions, making it very narrow.
This is supposed to be a sandwich, damn it! How do you intend to sandwich anything when
it’s shaped like this?!
He felt a strong urge to slam his fist into
the thing and beat it back into a pulp, but a glance at Mia stayed his hand.
Not only would such an act be extremely inadvisable from a foreign relations
standpoint, he could tell from the expectant look in her eyes as she awaited
his appraisal that she’d put her heart into making the thing. Squishing it
would be unnecessarily cruel. At the same time, it wouldn’t hold its contents
properly, making it impossible to use as is. With its awkward shape, it was a
disaster waiting to happen. He could already imagine how everything would burst
out the second somebody took a bite.
Solutions, Keithwood. Focus on solutions... All
right.
“Excuse me, Lady Forkroad, but could you and
Miss Anne go make some white sauce? As for ingredients...”
“Oh, don’t worry, I know what to use. I’ve read
about it before. Miss Anne, I’ll list the ingredients off for you. Could you
grab these...”
Under Chloe’s instruction, Anne quickly
gathered the necessary ingredients. This was no surprise, as the breadth of
Chloe’s knowledge easily rivaled that of even Keithwood. So long as she knew
the correct knowledge to draw from — that is, not the
ones that involved raw meat and exotic cuisine — she’d be an invaluable member
of their team.
All right. We’ll use the sauce as glue.
The biggest problem with Mia’s bread was that
all the meat and vegetables were going to fall out. To remedy this issue,
Keithwood was going to keep everything stuck together using sauce.
After the horse-dough became horse-bread, he
took a piece, covered one side in sauce, placed a layer of vegetables on it,
covered those in another layer of sauce, added the meat on top, and topped it
off with another slice of bread.
“Okay. Done...”
...It was complete.
Behold the fruit of Keithwood’s painstaking
labor — the horse-shaped sandwich!
After they’d finished making everything, Mia
walked over to Keithwood.
“Please accept my thanks, Keithwood. Your help
has been greatly appreciated.”
Keithwood lowered his head in a polite bow.
“It is my honor to have been of service. I
shall duly relay your thanks to His Highness,” he replied by rote. The
servant’s deed was the master’s credit. Praise for the attendant was meant for
the lord. Such was the way of things, and Keithwood naturally assumed Mia’s
words were meant for Sion. To his surprise, though...
“No, I am not thanking Prince Sion. I am
thanking you, Keithwood,” she said as she looked him
in the eye. “You were the one who helped us, and it
was because of you that we were able to make these lunchboxes.” She beamed at
him with earnest gratitude.
Ahh... I see now. So this is how she does it...
How she touches people’s hearts... he thought, feeling something stir in his chest.
Normally, nobles never deigned to thank
attendants. The expression of gratitude was an act of lowering oneself, and the
pride of nobles would never allow them to place themselves beneath lowly
servants in any sense. Mia, however, flouted such pointless customs. She voiced
her thanks and did so earnestly. For Keithwood, who’d been steeped in the
sweltering mires of noble culture for most of his life, Mia’s words came like a
breath of fresh winter air — shockingly new and sharply stimulating.
Gotta admit, if I’d run into this girl before I
met Sion... I might be calling her milady.
It was probably for the best that he was
blissfully ignorant of the thoughts going through Mia’s head.
Hmph! As if I’d ever thank that jerk!
Indeed, Keithwood had no idea how petty Mia’s
reasoning was. Of course, in the previous timeline, Keithwood had been
responsible for a good amount of her suffering as well, but that was irrelevant
to her. After all...
The attendant’s wrong is the master’s fault! It’s
all Sion! He’s the one to blame!
Never would Keithwood imagine that, in fact,
Mia observed those pointless customs of nobility faithfully.
Chapter 54: The Swordsmanship Tournament: Abel’s Battle
Saint-Noel Academy hosted a biannual
swordsmanship tournament that took place in the summer and winter. In general,
all male students were obligated to participate, making the tournaments very
popular events that were widely attended.
“Milady, look! There are so many people here!”
“Yes. It looks as if the whole town’s here.”
Erected within the vast expanse of the school
grounds were three special arenas, each of which was surrounded by a ring of
street stalls. Being a school for nobility, Saint-Noel was generally off-limits
to commoners. This day, however, was an exception, during which people from all
walks of life were allowed entrance into the school grounds. Though merchants
were subject to Rafina’s strict inspection, once they were cleared, they were
free to enter and set up shop wherever they wished. With a myriad of colorful
signboards adorning the grounds, the whole school was turned into a festival
for the day.
That reminds me... I remember doing this in the
previous timeline, walking around and looking at all the stalls... by myself.
Previously, Mia had intended to tour the
stalls with Sion. It had never even crossed her mind that she might be turned
down, so she’d told all the girls in her group beforehand that she’d be
unavailable that day. Consequently, not only did no one accept her lunchbox,
but no one accompanied her to the tournament. In the end, she opened the
lunchbox by herself, ate the food alone, and spent the rest of the day
wandering through the stalls alone.
How awful that was...
She was so upset that she couldn’t even bear
the sight of her friends having fun, and she spent the day scowling and glaring
at everyone, which started a rumor about how Princess Mia hated the
swordsmanship tournament. As a result, no one dared to accompany her for any
subsequent tournament.
“Look, milady! That looks so tasty!”
“It certainly does, Anne. Could I ask you to
go purchase some? Oh, make it three portions, please. One for you, one for me,
and one for Chloe.”
“Got it!”
Anne dashed off. Soon after, she returned with
the food in a small paper box. A cheap, sugary smell emanated from it. On the
top of the pile of food were a few strips of something red. Mia picked up a
piece with her fingers and popped it into her mouth. The instant it touched her
tongue, she felt the back of her nose grow hot. A second later, she felt a tear
flow down her cheek...
Ahh... I see... So this is what it feels like to
be moved to tears...
She thought of Anne and Chloe... and how wonderful
it was to be able to tour the stalls with two actual friends.
I must be so happy right now... These must be...
tears of bliss...
“Princess Mia! That! That!”
Chloe was wildly flailing her arms in the air.
“Eh?”
“That’s a crimson pepper! It’s really spicy!
Spit it out! Quickly!”
“Huh? A-A-Ahhh, it’s spicy! It’s so spicy!
Ahh, my nose is on fire!”
The harsh sting of the crimson pepper caused
her eyes to well up with tears and her nose to turn red.
“W-Water... Someone... Bring water...”
“Here, drink this.”
Someone held a bottle out to her. She
immediately took it and gulped the contents down. A refreshing citrus taste
filled her mouth, and the pungent flavor of crimson pepper faded.
“Phew... I’m fine now. Thank you very much,”
she said as she rubbed the tears from her eyes and looked up at her savior.
“You’re very welcome. Glad to have been of
help.”
“P-Prince Abel!”
Before her stood Abel, now donning
knight-style armor. Though it was designed for mock battles, with leather
guards for the chest and elbows, he still cut a fine figure in what was
undoubtedly fighting garb. Faced with the prince’s striking new image, Mia
couldn’t help but...
No, heart, no! No fluttering! I’m better than
this!
...Try her absolute hardest to stop herself
from swooning.
“Oh, I’m so sorry. Was this something you were
going to drink during the tournament?” asked Mia as she looked at the bottle
she’d just drank from. “I’ll go buy another one for you.”
“It’s fine. There’s still half of it left,
anyway,” replied Abel as he took the bottle back. Mia watched as he fastened it
back onto his waist.
M-My, does he intend to drink from that bottle?
But... I just drank from it. If I touched my mouth to it, and then he drinks
from it... then... then—
As she worked through the implications of this
situation, the final step in her logic led her to something that overwhelmed
her sensibilities, and her mind went blank for a while. Abel, for his part,
didn’t seem to mind. He was a twelve-year-old boy with a very limited
understanding of the dynamics of relationships. Plus, he had a tournament to
focus on, which occupied enough of his mind to keep him from obsessing over the
appropriateness of bottle sharing.
I-Isn’t this... an indirect kiss?!
Meanwhile, Mia was having a minor meltdown.
“Is something wrong, Princess Mia? You don’t
look so good...”
“I-I’m perfectly fine!” she said with a start,
only to find Abel looking intently at her, his face mere inches from hers.
“...Nngh!”
Mia gulped.
“Are you sure? You look like you have a
fever.”
“I-I-I have no fever, I’m totally fine!
S-Speaking of which, uh... Prince Abel, who is your first opponent?” Mia asked
in a hasty attempt to change the topic.
Before he could answer, a third voice cut him
off.
“Well well well, what do we have here? If it
isn’t Her Highness Mia.”
A young man waded into their conversation. He
was no stranger; Mia had confronted him before, during which she’d delivered
the verbal equivalent of a slap to the face.
“You’re... Prince Abel’s brother, I believe?”
“Hah, what an honor to be remembered by Your
Highness,” said the First Prince of the Kingdom of Remno. He made an
exaggerated bow before continuing. “By the way, I’ve heard by way of rumor that
you’ve prepared a lunchbox for my dear little brother.”
“I have indeed, and it has been made with the
utmost care,” declared Mia proudly, only to be met with the First Prince’s
mocking laughter.
“Heh heh heh. Has it now? Well, that’s... Hm,
how should I put this... terribly unfortunate.”
“Hm? What do you mean?”
“Heh. What I mean... is that Abel’s first
opponent will be me. In other words, he’s going to lose his first match. Which
is perfect, because then he’ll get to eat your lunch. Nothing like a good loss
before a meal, right? Really makes the food go down, tears are such great
seasoning,” he said with a toothy sneer. “I must admit though, I didn’t expect
you to actually fall for my little brother. Looks like the famed Great Sage of
the Empire is still just a little kid. Got no taste in men.”
“Excuse me,” Abel interjected as he hastily
stepped between them. “My dear brother, please stop being so rude to Princess
Mia.”
Abel knew that his older brother was judging
Mia based on Remno’s views toward women. That was a mistake. While Mia had — in
his mind, at least — no shortage of tolerance or benevolence, that didn’t mean
she was a pushover. She was — again, in his opinion — a veritable saint who
boldly stood up to injustice. Daring, proud, and profoundly wise — descriptors
only valid in his fantasy world, of course — she was not the kind of girl who
would take an insult lying down. Figuring that his brother’s insolence must
have roused Mia’s ire, he looked anxiously in her direction. To his surprise,
she didn’t say a word. Instead she quietly stepped back and retreated behind
him.
Princess Mia... But, why?
At first, Abel was bewildered that Mia had
backed out of the confrontation. Then, he realized her true intention.
Is it because... she wants me to step up?
Had she wished, Mia could easily have stood
her ground. With her wits, his brother would be no match for her in a duel of
words. She did none of that. Instead, she chose to say only one thing.
“I await your victory, Prince Abel.”
Her expression was perfectly placid.
My... victory? She believes I’ll win?
It was true that claiming victory against his
brother would now simultaneously defend Mia’s honor. However...
Abel regarded his brother, the brother he’d
never won a single match against, who was so much more skilled with the sword
than he, and who stood a full head taller.
Will I? ...Can I?
Something dark and heavy began to creep into
his heart. He knew this feeling. It was despair, and just as his whole world
began to dim...
“I prefer winning before a meal. The food
tastes better that way.”
The warmth of her voice washed away the
encroaching darkness and soothed his anxious heart.
“Y-Yes, of course...” He broke into a smile.
“I do too.”
“You’re... Prince Abel’s brother, I believe?”
Mia frowned. She couldn’t seem to remember the
young man’s name. As she struggled to think of it, the nameless prince launched
into a derisive tirade that she only vaguely paid attention to. Eventually, she
sighed and gave up trying to recall his name.
I see he holds me in rather a great deal of
contempt, she
thought as she idly regarded the menacing smile on his face. Well, this is going to be a little tricky.
Mia didn’t actually think badly of Abel’s
brother. She... didn’t think anything of him at all, in fact. She’d completely
forgotten he existed until this very moment. At the time, she’d been so focused
on trying to get away from Sion, and acquainted with Abel, that she’d paid no
attention to anyone else. Afterwards, she’d still had no particular interest in
Abel’s brother, and his appearance had quickly faded from her memory.
Nevertheless, her current situation required
some tact. Interesting or not, he was still the First Prince of Remno, and
souring relations with him would do her no good. After all, the whole point of
getting close to Abel had been so she could ask Remno for reinforcements when
things went south. All that effort would go to waste if the First Prince ended
up vetoing her request. She didn’t need him to like
her, but she didn’t want him to hate her with a burning passion either.
Which means it’s important not to display any
overt hostility!
To that end, she decided to take a step back
and divert his animosity elsewhere. Mia’s goal was simple: don’t get
guillotined. Avoiding the guillotine was always on her mind, and this desire
fueled all her actions.
Now, Prince Abel just has to lose and his brother
will feel nice and proud of himself... Then, I’ll comfort Prince Abel after his
loss and get on even friendlier terms with him. Why, this is killing two birds
with one stone.
After some meticulous calculating, she looked
to Abel...
“I await your victory, Prince Abel.”
...And let slip her true thoughts. She’d meant
to say something else, but suddenly, she recalled the calloused skin of his
palms. She remembered the hours he spent practicing with the sword. She knew
how hard he’d worked. In that instant, the thought of him losing... felt
strangely upsetting.
My, how odd. Why do I feel this way?
Puzzled by her own words, she took a moment to
ponder this. Eventually, she arrived at a conclusion.
Ah, I see. It’s because I worked so hard to make
those sandwiches, and it’d be a shame if he felt so sad after losing that he
couldn’t appreciate how delicious they are...
She nodded to herself, confident in the
accuracy of her own analysis.
“I prefer winning before a meal. The food
tastes better that way.”
“Now, let us begin the seventh match of the
qualifiers! Abel Remno, Gain Remno, please step into the arena.”
Hearing his name called by the referee, Abel
took a quick breath and quietly walked up the steps to the arena. After
reaching the center, he drew his weapon and waited. Beyond the dulled edge of
his training sword stood his brother — a perpetual symbol of his defeat. Nerves
sent painful spasms through his gut.
But... I can’t afford to lose.
He tightened his grip on the hilt of his sword
and glared at his brother.
“All right, my dear brother. Let me test how
much you’ve improved.”
Gain hoisted his sword over his shoulder and
smirked. Abel blinked. Suddenly, Gain had closed the distance and his sword
swung toward him.
“Ugh...”
Abel met the heavy slash with his own sword;
the blades slammed into each other with a grating screech. A jolt ran through
his arms, leaving them numb, and he almost dropped his sword. While the weapons
had been dulled, that didn’t make the hard metal any lighter. They might not cut,
but they could certainly bruise. And they could definitely break bones. A
memory flashed by, of the last time he suffered a fracture at the hands of his
brother. He remembered the pain, and his whole body tensed.
“Hmph. Is that it? I figured as much.”
Gain shot him a look of disdain. He clenched
his teeth.
Damn it, he’s so strong.
Boys in their early teens grew quickly,
becoming bigger and stronger every year. Being older, Gain’s advantage in sheer
strength was considerable, and his powerful strikes left Abel with no choice
but to spend all his time defending himself.
“I have to say,” said Gain in a mocking tone,
“you sure found a nice girl for yourself, Abel.”
“What?”
They clashed again, locking blades. Gain
leaned in, bringing his face close.
“I didn’t think a wimp like you could woo the
Empire’s princess. I’m sure Father will be glad to hear the news.”
The older brother cackled loudly before
looking past Abel to the stands, where Mia was watching.
“That reminds me. Your girl sure had a lot
less spunk in her today. What happened to being the Great
Sage of the Empire, huh? She’s just a kid after all. I figured if I
scare her a little, she’ll start behaving, and look at her now. Nice and
quiet.”
“That’s—”
Gain continued before Abel could refute him.
“If the two of you get married, then bring her
back to Remno. Give me a week, and I’ll teach her how to behave.”
Visions flashed before Abel’s eyes. He saw his
mother, his sister, and the castle maids.
“I might have to get a little rough with her,
but don’t worry. A little bit of pain goes a long way. They learn faster that
way. And you’ll be better off in the long run. Then, we’ll have the Empire at
our mercy...”
Dark memories resurfaced in Abel’s mind.
Scenes of harassment, of abuse, sometimes of violence... The figures of the
women in his life — their eyes dim and downcast — faded in and out of the
scenes, and for a moment, he saw Mia there, her eyes as sad as theirs...
His heart, which had been pounding furiously,
began to slow. His vision cleared, and he felt like he could see afresh. A
strike from his brother’s sword would hurt, even wound him, but that no longer
mattered. Nothing could compare to the one thing he now knew was more important
than all else.
“Gain,” he heard himself saying. His voice was
cold — far colder than even he’d expected.
“...What?” His brother noticed his change in
tone as well.
Abel lowered his sword and stepped back.
“You can call me whatever you want. Mock me.
Insult me. I don’t care. But,” Abel stared at his brother with a piercing gaze,
“if you say one more bad word about Princess Mia...”
He thought of the girl known as “the Great
Sage of the Empire.” He thought of the light she’d brought to his world. For
her to be robbed of that radiant aura...
Was absolutely unacceptable.
“So what? What are you going to do?”
Gain swung his sword tauntingly with one hand,
the degree of mockery in his attitude almost farcical. Abel calmly observed his
brother as he held his sword with both hands and raised it high above his head.
It was the first stance from the sword fighting style passed down through the
Remno royal family. There would only be one strike, in which the user would put
everything they had into that single downward swing. The goal was simple —
swing harder. Swing faster. Hit them before they hit you. That was it. There
was no need for defence. That one attack would decide it all.
Seeing Abel’s stance, Gain roared in laughter.
In a way, his mockery was understandable, because it was the most basic of
stances — the first thing every beginner swordsman learned in their fundamental
routine.
“The first stance? Are you kidding me? But
then again, I guess it suits a loser like you.”
Abel kept his eyes fixed on his brother. He
watched him confidently lower himself into a stance. He watched him hold up his
sword. He watched the brother he’d never once defeated position himself to
receive his final strike. Then, he exhaled.
Now!
He stomped the ground and rushed forward.
“I won’t allow you to insult her any further!”
He yelled these words as loudly as he could.
At the same time, he swung his sword with all his strength. The blade caught
the sun and burst into a blinding bolt of light.
In the span of a heartbeat, the match ended.
“Hnnggh... Gyaaaaaaah!”
Gain let out an embarrassingly loud screech of
pain. His sword landed on the ground with a heavy thud. Embedded in his
shoulder was the dull metal of Abel’s blade.
“And that’s the match!” shouted the referee.
Deafening cheers shook the arena. Abel watched
as his brother was carried off, his mind numb.
“Prince Abel!”
Only after he heard her voice did the tension
drain from his shoulders.
Chapter 55: A Lunch Adventure... You Can Cry, Keithwood
Abel was on a roll.
His next two matches were against older
students, and he won them both. With three straight victories under his belt,
it was time for lunch. He made his way toward one corner of the courtyard.
Bathed in the gentle sunshine, the soft grass radiated a comfortable warmth.
Anne and Chloe had placed a mat on the ground, on top of which they were laying
out food. Beside them stood Mia, who beamed at him as he approached.
“That was absolutely amazing, Prince Abel!”
She waved both arms at him, her expression
brimming with excitement.
“Thanks,” he said with an embarrassed smile,
“but I couldn’t have done it without you cheering for me the whole way
through.”
“Don’t be so modest, now. It’s the fruit of
all your hard work,” she replied, though the way she hummed gleefully to
herself suggested she wouldn’t be too upset if his modesty continued. “I must
say, though, you really are very good. I had absolutely no idea.”
Abel’s remarkable performance had been
completely unexpected for her.
Who would have thought he’d be this strong. At
this rate, maybe he’ll even manage to knock Prince Sion off his high horse!
What a sight that would be!
Mia was not particularly interested in getting
back at Sion or Tiona; that kind of drastic action was simply too dangerous, as
she would risk incurring their wrath. One wrong move, and it’d be the guillotine
all over again. She’d rather just keep her distance. However, if she didn’t
need to put herself at risk... If the Anti-Sion Party could find itself a new
champion, she’d be all over that in a heartbeat. Heck, propriety was the only
thing stopping her from holding up a big “Let’s go Abel” sign and screaming her
support at the top of her lungs.
“At this rate, first place seems well within
your reach.”
“Uh... That’s maybe aiming a little too high.
I mean, Prince Sion is still in the tournament. Let’s not get ahead of
ourselves.”
“You’ll be fine, Prince Abel. I know you’ll
win. Believe in yourself,” Mia declared with overblown confidence. She pumped
her fist at Abel. “You are strong, so please, when Prince Sion shows up, give
that good-for-no—”
“Hm? What was that about me, Princess Mia?”
“Wha—?! Prince Sion?!”
Mia jumped in surprise before wheeling around
to discover Sion, Keithwood, Tiona, and Liora standing behind her.
Wh-Wh-What in the moons are they doing here?!
She’d already given Sion’s sandwich to Tiona
to deliver. By now, they should have been eating lunch elsewhere. She threw a
questioning glance at Tiona, only for her to give Mia a thumbs up and a winking
smile that seemed to say, “Don’t worry. I got you covered.”
“Lady Rudolvon here suggested that since you
all had a hand in making these, we might as well join you in consuming them. I
hope I’m not imposing?”
“N-N-No, not at all. F-Feel free to join us...
Ohoho.”
Mia felt the muscles in her face twitch as she
forced herself to smile.
Why you little... After turning me down over and
over in the other timeline, now you just casually show up and invite yourself
on in?!
Indeed, in the previous timeline, as a result
of having her request declined by Sion, Mia was forced to spend the whole
tournament day alone, sniffling miserably and eating the lunch she’d prepared
all by herself. Taking that into consideration, Sion’s current attitude was...
understandably grating. The way he smiled softly as he chatted with Tiona and
Anne lit a fire of indignant anger in Mia’s heart, which...
“Hey, what a funny sandwich.”
...immediately dissipated upon hearing Abel’s
comment.
“M-My, you noticed?”
In the blink of an eye, Mia reverted to her
nervous, fidgety self. Seeing Abel pick up the sandwich she’d made gave her
butterflies in her stomach.
He’s... He’s looking at my sandwich. Oh! Please!
Don’t stare at it like that! It makes me nervous.
Mia gulped. Her expression hardened into an
intense stare as she awaited Abel’s reaction. Her eyes grew wider and wider
until...
“Oh, I see! It’s a horse,” he said with a
laugh before taking a big bite out of it. “Mmm. Delicious. This is a really
good sandwich.”
Her wide-eyed stare was immediately replaced
by a bright smile.
“That’s wonderful to hear. I’m glad you like
it.”
Hearing her sandwich praised made Mia feel all
warm and fuzzy on the inside. She felt an urge to throw her arms up in glee.
After all, the most distinctive feature about the sandwich was obviously the
fact that it was shaped like a horse. And who was the one to propose that
brilliant idea? It was, of course, Mia herself. Was it not reasonable, then, to
interpret all the compliments made toward the sandwich as being made toward
her? Thus was the questionable logic taking shape in Mia’s head.
Never mind that the meticulous selection of
ingredients, careful consideration of their placement, and painstaking
application of edible adhesive was all carried out by Keithwood. All his blood,
sweat, and tears had amounted to nothing, their significance so trifling to Mia
that they’d been wiped clean from her memory.
...You can cry, Keithwood. It’s okay. We
understand.
“Prince Abel, do you have a moment?”
After bantering with Tiona and the girls, Sion
approached Abel.
“Prince Sion? What is it?”
Abel frowned, wondering what the rival prince
wanted from him.
“I’m somewhat late in saying this, but
congratulations on your first victory over your brother.”
“Ah, well, thank you very much,” replied Abel
with an honest smile.
Then, Sion lowered his head.
“I also owe you an apology.”
“Hm? What for?”
“I thought for sure that you would lose. The
difference in skill between you and your brother had seemed far too apparent.”
My! How rude! There’s no way Prince Abel would
have lost to a bonehead like his brother!
Mia’s opinion of Sion decreased by a few
points. Abel, however, simply smiled and shook his head.
“No, I think your assessment was correct. I’m
only winning because I keep getting lucky. I’m not winning through my skills
like you are.”
My, how modest!
Mia’s opinion of Abel increased by a few
points.
“Luck is an important factor, Prince Abel. I
couldn’t have made it this far on pure skill alone either.”
Well, of course you couldn’t. That goes without
saying. You’re only winning because you keep getting lucky!
Mia agreed with Sion’s assessment of himself.
“It’s a privilege and an honor to hear that
from you, Prince Sion. I’ll take it to heart.”
Though Mia objected to that
statement pretty strongly.
It totally isn’t, Prince Abel! So what if this
jerk praised you? Who cares what he says? There’s no need to make a big deal
about it!
“Regardless, let’s make the next match a good
one.”
Sion held out his hand, projecting a natural
confidence with his easy smile. It was a gesture of many things: trust,
rivalry, and mutual respect — an honorable pact between two young men to each
give his all in their upcoming duel. In that moment, a new friendship was born.
To Mia’s side, Chloe let out an enraptured sigh.
“...So dreamy.”
Anne and Tiona seemed equally mesmerized by
the two princes as they watched with wide, spellbound eyes. As for Liora... She
poked at the meat in the sandwich, confirmed that it was well-roasted, and
nodded to herself in satisfaction.
Liora, you see, was a girl who knew what was
important.
Likewise, Mia also had little interest in the
boys’ burgeoning friendship. If anything, she was rather upset that just when
things had been getting good between her and Abel, Sion showed up and robbed
her of his attention. So, in a display of petulance characteristic of her age,
the young princess produced her angry-puffer-fish cheeks and quietly sulked as
she nibbled on a sandwich.
Then again, for someone who was technically
twenty, her behavior was rather ridiculous...
And Prince Abel had just complimented my
sandwich, too! Would you stop getting in the way already? fumed Mia as she gave
Abel’s sleeve a quick tug. When he turned to her, she looked straight into his
eyes. Remember my sandwich? Remember how good it
was? Why don’t you praise it some more, hm?
Mia, you see, was a girl who... was actually
just kind of annoying.
Seeing Sion extend his hand, Abel defaulted to
his usual innocuous smile. It was a smile of convenience — one that said
nothing and committed nothing. It made no enemies and created no hostility. But
that was all. It had no further substance.
Wearing his usual smile, he had intended to
say, “Yes, let’s make it a good match.”
He’d imagined himself losing.
“I don’t know how much of a fight I’ll put up,
but I’ll try my best. If nothing else, it’ll be a good learning experience for
me,” he’d say in advance. It helped him to stop hoping. To stop caring. That
way, he wouldn’t feel the pain when he ultimately failed.
It was a part of him — the lens through which
he saw the world and the way in which he navigated it. He’d done so since
childhood. It was how he’d survived. But now...
Hm? What?
He felt a tug. Turning around, he found Mia’s
fingers on his sleeve. He looked at her. She held his gaze, her eyes beautiful
and intense and filled with emotion. They seemed to
speak to him. Words echoed in his mind.
You are strong, Prince Abel.
He heard her voice. He remembered what she’d
said.
You are strong. Trust in yourself. I know you’ll
win.
She’d told him so.
Then I...
Something shifted in his mind. A gear,
perhaps, or a spoke. And then the clockwork of logic reversed its torque.
...have no choice but to win.
To keep her words from becoming untrue... To
protect the sanctity of her unwavering trust...
“Prepare yourself, Prince Sion.”
Words flowed from his lips, the voice familiar
but the tone foreign. What was this? He’d never heard it before. Then, he
realized — it was determination.
“Prepare yourself, Sion Sol Sunkland.”
“Hm?”
Sion gave him a puzzled look.
“I... Abel Remno... will not
lose.”
Sion regarded the young prince, who’d responded
to his promise of sportsmanship with a declaration of war... and grinned.
“Is that so? Challenge accepted then, Abel
Remno. Let us duel to our hearts’ content. It would be my pleasure to crush you
with all my might.”
Faced with these fiery exchanges, the
spectating trio of Chloe, Anne, and Tiona couldn’t help but swoon and sigh.
Even Liora, who’d been poking at her sandwich meat again, couldn’t help but
swoon and sigh... at how well it was roasted.
B-But... my sandwich... what about my sandwich...?
Mia, meanwhile, also mulled sadly over her
sandwich, at the tragedy of it being ignored, and let out a helpless sigh.
Chapter 56: The Swordsmanship Tournament 2: Grand Finals
“Let us begin our next and final match; Prince
Sion, Prince Abel, please step into the arena.”
The two princes slowly made their way into the
dueling area. A large number of students had gathered to watch the match. As
the crown prince of a great kingdom who was widely known to be a prodigy with
the sword, Sion naturally attracted a lot of attention. Abel, however, was no
slouch. As a first-year student, his relentless streak of victories made him
rather magnetic as well.
Geez, who’d have thought it’d end up like this. I
have to say, I wasn’t expecting to become the center of so much attention.
With a wry smile, Abel bowed to Sion. Then, he
raised his unsheathed sword high above his head. It was the first stance of the
style of swordsmanship passed down through the Remno royalty. In contrast to
Abel’s extremely aggressive stance, Sion held his sword loosely in a low one,
the point far below his waist.
Sion’s swordplay reflected his genius. Through
masterful use of deflections and parries, he would wear his opponent down,
waiting for the perfect moment to strike. His style was one of counterattacks;
his sword stung through the riposte. Each strike was fatal, as he attacked only
when his opponent was completely vulnerable. With their weapon parried and
their balance lost, they had no way of avoiding the single, match-ending stroke
of his sword. It was a style that was impossible for all but the most brilliant
of swordsmen, as it demanded absolute confidence in one’s ability to withstand
every form of attack the opponent might thrust at you. It was, therefore,
impossible for Abel.
Abel Remno was an ordinary person. He’d been
aware of his mediocrity from the day he was born, but it had been a vague
recognition. That all changed one day when he’d crossed swords with Sion. The
experience taught him many things: that geniuses existed, that some were just
born better, and that it was a gap he’d never close. He’d seen it first-hand —
felt it through his sword — and he knew himself to be inferior. It was the day
he accepted his mediocrity in full.
And so, he gave up. It seemed to him the
sensible choice. Some people just had more talent. He could try all he wanted,
but he’d never catch up. Therefore, he’d stopped trying. It was a perfectly
rational decision.
Then he came to Saint-Noel Academy, met Mia...
and something changed. A raw desire began to grow within him. He didn’t want to
lose to Sion. He wanted to win, and by winning, show that Mia was right to
believe in him.
Alas, reality was cruel. The cleft between
their talent was as deep as ever, and it swallowed his desire whole. Had his
opponent grown indulgent in his genius and stopped putting in effort, he might
yet win through diligence and hard work. Unfortunately, Sion was no such
slouch. Though he was born with a gift, he never rested on his laurels. Abel
practiced, but so did Sion. Faced with a prodigy who put in as much work as the
everyman, no amount of improvement would ever be enough. The gap would only get
bigger...
A normal approach would never work. Therefore,
Abel threw away what was normal. In hindsight, it was simple. If he’d never be
a better swordsman, he just needed to be a better something else. He had to
pare his training. Narrow his focus. Throw away defence... Throw away feints...
Throw away spins... Throw away thrusts...
He focused every ounce of his efforts on one
single thing. He raised his sword, and he swung it down. He repeated it. Then
he did it again, faster. And faster. He devoted all his time to honing the
motion. Ever since the night of the dance party, he’d done nothing else. Day
after day, he poured his heart and soul into practicing that one swing. And
now, after all the sweat and fatigue and pain, it was time.
He swung.
Today, he would conquer genius.
Today, he would slay a god!
Ker-chiiiiing!
A harsh, grating sound filled his ears. Half a
second later, his hands felt the reverberating shock. He knew. Metal met metal;
his attack had failed.
It still... wasn’t enough.
Despair gripped him. The world went dark. He
waited for the end. He waited, and waited...
But the end didn’t come.
The world came back into focus. Their swords
were still clashed, and he... was winning? Suddenly, he noticed that they were
at the edge of the arena, and Sion was a step away from exiting the ring.
“Didn’t you say you weren’t going to hold
back?” said Abel with an angry grimace.
Sion responded with a pained smile.
“I apologize for not living up to your
expectations, but circumstances,” he said through gritted teeth, “seem to be forcing my hand.”
“Are you mocking...”
Abel had taken the remark as an affront, but
he reconsidered when he saw a drop of sweat roll down the side of Sion’s face.
“Or maybe not. Well, whatever the case...”
Abel took a step back and reverted to his overhead stance. “It doesn’t matter
to me. My repertoire is rather limited, after all.”
He swung again.
“Ugh!”
Sion narrowly dodged the strike; the blade
missed him by a hair. He wasn’t trying to show off. The swing was simply so
fast that a narrow dodge was all he could manage.
Damn, I certainly wasn’t expecting this...
He’d never discounted Abel’s abilities — he
was fully aware of the dangers of underestimating an opponent. Nevertheless,
Abel’s swing was ferocious, coming at him with a speed
and power that vastly exceeded his expectations. He barely managed to wedge his
own sword between the oncoming blade and his own face. There was no time to
parry, resulting in his arms bearing the full force of the brutal impact.
I can barely feel my arms. The last time they
went this numb was when I trained with Father.
This one strike had left him in a terribly
disadvantageous position. He could barely keep his sword in his hands, never
mind trying to counterattack. However...
It bears repeating that Sion Sol Sunkland was
a true genius. One strike was all he needed to grasp the range of Abel’s swing.
“Haa!”
Abel’s second swing came. This time, he evaded
it purely through footwork.
Still, it’s a good thing I only have to deal with
the overhead swing. Otherwise...
It quickly dawned on Sion that he could dodge
the overhead swing solely because it was the only thing he needed to watch for.
If Abel mixed any other motions into his repertoire... They didn’t need to have
the same force. So long as they provided a tiny bit of variety and kept
opponents on their toes, they’d create openings for his match-ending power stroke.
The thought sent a shiver through Sion. He saw
the potential within Abel, and the danger.
Anyway, I have to wait for my arms to recover. I
don’t know how many more seconds it’s going to take, but...
A question occurred to him, and he decided to
ask it.
“Tell me something, Prince Abel... What is it
that makes you so strong? Is it, perhaps... Princess Mia?”
“That’s correct. It’s her.
She believes in me. She wishes for my victory. Therefore... I cannot afford to
lose.”
“I thought so...” Sion let out a quiet sigh.
“I wish I were in your shoes.” Then his eyes narrowed and he held up his sword.
“However, I cannot afford to lose either.”
They both remained motionless. He felt the
numbness in his arms receding. A little longer, and he’d be ready. As he — and
the whole arena — waited with bated breath, a drop of rain landed on the point
of his blade.
Chapter 57: The True Essence of Princess Mia — Keithwood’s
Delusion
Hmm... Sion got cocky.
Keithwood calmly observed the match from the
spectator area.
Looks like his talents got the better of him. He
thought he could handle the first strike. Granted, it’s pretty rare to see a
swing that he can’t parry...
Sion continued to dance around Abel’s swings,
dodging them with the narrowest of margins. Each slash whistled menacingly as
it split the air. Even a single hit would have devastating consequences.
Nevertheless, his expert evasion ensured they never found their mark. Sion was
a genius with the sword — both offensively and defensively — and his mastery
was currently on full display.
Prince Abel, though... Sure didn’t expect him to
pose such a threat.
When they first arrived at Saint-Noel,
Keithwood had kept close tabs on Abel’s skill with the sword. At the time, Abel
was undoubtedly a mediocre swordsman. He should have been no match for a
prodigy like Sion, and yet here he was, steadily gaining the upper hand.
Hah. Go figure. Looks like I misjudged Prince Abel’s potential as well.
At this point, Keithwood could clearly see
Abel’s latent gift. The Remno prince’s talent lay in the fact that he knew
himself well — he could calmly and objectively evaluate his own abilities.
Fully aware of his own mediocrity, he nevertheless refused to give up. Instead,
he thought up a plan to defeat his opponent and carried it out tirelessly.
Knowledge of oneself. Knowledge of the
opponent. Knowledge of the goal and how to accomplish it.
Those were qualities no less impressive than
Sion’s natural genius. In fact, they would likely become increasingly valuable
for both the Remno prince and his kingdom in the future.
The essential qualities of a king, huh. I see.
Should Prince Abel become King of Remno, that kingdom is going to become much
stronger...
Abel’s talents had begun to bloom. For the
common folk, the birth of a wise monarch was undoubtedly a blessing. For
Keithwood, though...
As someone who serves Sion, this certainly leaves
me with some mixed feelings. If relations with Remno go sour down the line,
this’ll only make our lives harder. He’s going to be a scary one. Speaking of
which...
Keithwood turned his attention to the young girl who hadn’t looked away from
the match since it started. I guess the one I
should truly be afraid of is Princess Mia.
Behind all of this, there was a mastermind
who’d laid down the pieces and set everything into motion. While Abel’s efforts
were definitely praiseworthy and his talents deserved both recognition and due
caution, he was not, in fact, the initiator of his own metamorphosis. He’d been
given a push. Keithwood was acutely aware of the existence of someone behind
the scenes, someone who’d arranged for all of this to happen.
“I see. It’s all coming together now...” he
mused. “Princess Mia is an individual who cherishes talent.”
He finally came to see the true essence of
Princess Mia. She so valued the talent that slept within Prince Abel and
couldn’t stand to see it go to waste, forever buried under the weight of being
compared to his brother and Sion. Thinking back on it, it all made sense. It
would have been easy for her to select Sion as her dance partner during the
welcoming party. If her moniker “The Great Sage” had even a lick of truth to
it, she would have seen that Sion was an exceptionally talented young man.
Nevertheless, she’d chosen Abel, all for the purpose of bringing his latent
talents to light.
Suddenly, Keithwood froze. A chill ran up his
spine as something dawned on him.
Wait a minute. No... No no no. It’s not that
simple.
Cherishing talent was definitely a kingly
quality. A ruler who welcomed a talented enemy as a new subject, so long as
they swore their allegiance anew, was a ruler whose kingdom would quickly grow
in strength. While it was a laudable trait for a monarch to have, it was not a
noteworthy one. Both Sion and the King of Sunkland actively courted talent, and
most wise rulers throughout history had done the same.
...Prince Abel, however, was no subject. No
new allegiances would be sworn. In addition, when they first met, the Kingdom
of Remno and the Empire of Tearmoon were not even friendly, much less allied.
Despite the fact that it was entirely possible that Remno might become an enemy
kingdom, Mia still cherished his talent.
Why? What did that say about her?
Do the eyes of Princess Mia see no borders? Is
her view of the world unbound by the shackles of race and country? Keithwood inhaled sharply
as the implications of his realization came into full focus. By the sun... She doesn’t care. Enemies, allies, such concepts are
trivial to her. To her, the matter is simple. She recognized the talent in a
man, and she was loath to see it go to waste.
Furthermore, it was likely that the degree of
talent mattered little to her. She’d taken an extremely merciful stance toward
Tiona’s harassers. She’d gone as far as to personally plead with Rafina for
their forgiveness. He’d heard that as a result, the offenders — foolish and
talentless individuals as they doubtlessly were — now applied themselves to
their studies with renewed zeal in an effort to repay her kindness.
She sees the talents sleeping in every person and
refuses to rest until they are made to blossom. That is the true essence of the
Great Sage of the Empire.
The height from which she saw the world was
utterly breathtaking. It was a perspective that surpassed even his own beloved
lord. Keithwood was keenly aware that amidst the newfound awe he felt for the
Tearmoon princess, there was also something else — a budding admiration. He had
to pointedly remind himself that his allegiance lay solely with his lord, Sion.
If there ever comes a day when Sunkland and
Tearmoon stop seeing eye to eye... I’d better advise Sion to at least stay on
good terms with Princess Mia herself.
Keithwood quietly made a fist as he committed
the thought to memory.
...It goes without saying, of course, that all
of this existed solely in Keithwood’s head. It was nothing more than a
delusion. An awfully imaginative one, but nevertheless a delusion. He believed
it with all his heart and soul, but that didn’t change the fact that it was a
delusion. It was the delusion to end all delusions.
And unfortunately — or perhaps fortunately —
the chances of him ridding himself of this delusion were very, very low.
Chapter 58: The Swordsmanship Tournament 3: Promise of a
Rematch
Ker-chiiiing!
The harsh screech of blade meeting blade
echoed for the second time since the match began. With this sound came a change
in momentum that seemed like just a subtle shift to the onlookers.
To the fighters in the ring, it was night and
day.
“So, you’ve finally stopped holding back,
huh?” remarked Abel, grimacing from the sensation of the clash. Or rather, the
lack thereof. It would have been better if his sword had been deflected back at
him. Instead, his slash had met little resistance, its momentum having been
perfectly parried to the side. He nearly toppled over but managed to keep his
balance by forcefully digging his heels into the ground.
“You know, I’m not sure how I can get you to
believe me on this, but I’ve been trying my best this whole time.” Sion quietly
regarded Abel for a few seconds before his lips curled up in amusement.
“I have to say, knowing might be half the
battle, but it really is only half. I had a hell of a time trying to parry that
strike even though I know exactly where it’s coming from. That overhead swing
of yours really is something,” he said with a grin as he loosened his grip on
his sword and returned to his lower stance. “Out of respect for the sheer power
of your swing, allow me to offer you some friendly advice, Prince Abel. If you
try the same move on me even one more time... then this match will immediately
end in your defeat.”
Sion’s smile changed; now it showed teeth.
Abel instinctively knew the Sunkland prince was not kidding around.
“So you say. In that case, there is only one
thing for me to do.”
Abel raised his sword high above his head. The
same position, the same angle, the exact same attack. He changed nothing,
boldly presenting Sion with the same all-out aggression of the Remno-style
first stance as before.
“Should I take this to mean you surrender?”
The hint of a frown appeared on Sion’s brow. In response, Abel laughed. It was
not the laughter of surrender.
“What? Surrender? No, Prince Sion. This is how
I win.”
“Is that so? Fair enough. I see that I have
not given you due respect. Allow me to redress my affront, Abel Remno, by
defeating you with the best of my bladework.”
Had Abel listened to Sion and changed his
approach, he would surely have lost. No attack of his could hope to penetrate
the intricate defense of Sion’s masterful swordplay. No matter, he did not
waver. He stayed in the same stance and prepared to unleash the attack that he
felt most confident in. Shining from his eyes was not a resigned acceptance of
defeat but a fierce hunger for victory. He maintained the same stance not out
of desperation, but determination. It was a declaration. This would not be the
same attack. He would swing harder, faster, and with even more power than
before.
Sion acknowledged the wordless challenge. He
now saw Abel not as a mere opponent but as a respected rival — one who had
boldly bet all his chips on his only path to victory. It was only appropriate,
then, for Sion to match this resolve. There would be no holding back. The two
of them slowly approached one another, stopping just short of striking
distance. It had started to pour, but despite the fat drops of rain slamming
against their faces and bodies, neither of them blinked. Abel was in a state of
intense concentration, focused entirely on unleashing his most powerful attack
on Sion. It was, therefore, understandable for him to forget the context of
this situation.
This was no battle, much less a duel to the
death. It was a friendly match between students meant for fun and
entertainment. Since it had started to rain, and there was certainly no need
for competitors to risk illness or injury, naturally...
“That’s it! Both competitors, swords down!”
The referee called for the match to end.
“Wha—?!”
Abel looked around half-dazed, unsure of what
had just happened.
“As I expected. Well, I suppose that’s that.”
Sion sheathed his sword and shrugged.
Apparently, he’d been fully aware of this possibility and was entirely
unsurprised by the referee’s decision.
“I have every intention of finishing this
match... but the earliest chance will likely be this winter, during the next
swordsmanship tournament,” he said with a smile. “What do you say, Prince Abel?
Do I have your word that we will cross swords again?”
Sion extended his hand.
“You bet we will.”
And this time, Abel took it.
And so, the final match of the tournament
ended with a firm handshake.
“Prince Abel!”
Mia ran over to Abel as soon as he came down
from the arena. She looked up at her champion, who’d come within an inch of
vanquishing her archnemesis, and bombarded him with praise and vicarious
frustration.
“That was amazing! But oooh, you were so
close! Just a little bit more, and— Hnnngh!”
“Huh? Oh, uh, thanks, Princess Mia,” stammered
a bewildered Abel. “But, um, if we’d kept going, I probably would have—”
“This must be a curse!” Completely oblivious
to his reaction, she continued ranting. “It has to be. I bet someone wished for
rain or something — some petty jerk out there who didn’t want to see you win!
You were so close! Hnnngh! Interfering with an
honorable match like this... Unforgivable! It’s playing dirty is what it is!”
...Let us quickly return to the previous
timeline for a moment. For the record, after finishing her very lonely lunch,
Mia spent the rest of her day holed up in her room alone feeling very sorry for
herself. During that time, she happened to overhear that Sion was close to
winning the tournament. So she sat and prayed with all her heart for rain to
come, and when a sudden shower forced the tournament to conclude prematurely,
she’d shouted in triumph.
In other words, she’d completely forgotten that
the “petty jerk” who’d “played dirty” had been none other than herself.
Thus, the first swordsmanship tournament of
the year was concluded early due to rain, and the two princes traded promises
of a rematch. What they didn’t know, however, was that their chance would come
much sooner than they thought and under circumstances neither of them could
have predicted. It would take place not within an arena but on a battlefield,
both of them putting their lives on the line...
But that is a story for later.
Chapter 59: The Dreams and Memories of a Cold-Stricken Mia
“Uuugh... Uuuuugh...”
Mia groaned as she lay in bed, suffering from
a bout of illness. On the day of the swordsmanship tournament, she’d stood
outside in the rain, getting soaking wet as she watched the riveting match
between Abel and Sion. After its conclusion, she’d quickly run over to Abel to
lavish him with praise. Already thrilled by his performance, her excitement
reached a peak when he pointed out how the sunlight dancing off her wet hair gave
it a dazzling new luster. As a result, despite Anne’s repeated attempts to
convince her to dry herself off, she spent the rest of the day running around
with her hair wet, which promptly led to her catching a cold.
At just past midday, Mia slowly opened her
eyes.
“Anne? Are you there? Anne?”
Her eyes still heavy with sleep, she took a
slow look around the room.
“My, how odd,” she murmured in a puzzled tone.
It was completely silent. No one was there but
her. The room was a mess. Only a cursory attempt had been made to fold the
clothes that were strewn about, and pens had been left uncovered on the desk.
Though it was clearly poorly managed, the sense of disarray in the room felt
strangely familiar.
Ah, I know... This was from...
She remembered a time during the previous
timeline when she’d also been sick with a cold.
“That’s right. I remember. When I woke up...
That girl wasn’t there.”
After Mia had fallen asleep, the girl who
served as her maid-in-waiting had left her to go outside. Being the third daughter
of a powerful noble family, she was never lacking in smiles or flattery when in
her presence. She had always been a favorite, and Mia found her generous
compliments to be music to the ears.
I remember overhearing from others later that she
didn’t want to catch my cold, so she went to have tea with her attendant
friends...
Having woken up completely alone, the bright
rays of the afternoon sun illuminating the emptiness of her room, she felt
suddenly very small. An overwhelming sense of dread took hold of her heart. She
tightened her grip on her covers and closed her eyes, feeling as though she’d
been left behind in a barren world all by herself.
“Milady... Milady...”
She felt her body being shaken. Slowly, she
opened her eyes.
“Milady Mia, are you okay?”
Anne’s worried face appeared in view.
“Fwha? Oh, Anne... Then... was that a dream?”
Confused, she took a nervous look around the
room. It was perfectly tidy. Had someone cleaned up while she was sleeping?
There wasn’t a stray shirt in sight. Not only that, but something about the
room felt reassuring. She could feel the tension seeping out of her. It was the
opposite of the room in her dream. That one made her feel uneasy, as though it
didn’t belong to her at all.
“You’ve been very restless. Did you have a bad
dream?”
“Oh... D-Don’t worry about it.”
Anne let out a sigh of relief and sat down
again. She’d moved a chair to her bedside and seemed to have been watching over
Mia all this time.
“Anne, you should stay away... or you’ll catch
this cold, too...”
“What are you talking about, milady? I’m super
healthy, so don’t worry about me,” Anne declared with her hands on her hips.
“Stop thinking about so many things and just let yourself rest for now.”
Then she removed the cloth on Mia’s forehead
and replaced it with a new one. A comfortable sensation of coolness permeated
her feverish forehead, and Mia quickly drifted off into slumber again.
“Princess Mia, look. That girl’s reading by
herself again.”
“My, is she now?”
It was early afternoon, and one of the members
of Mia’s retinue smirked and pointed to the corner of the classroom where Chloe
sat. Chloe didn’t exist in Mia’s memories of her past life. They had never been
friends, and there was almost no interaction between them whatsoever. Therefore,
Mia had no recollection of what had happened on this day.
“Say, Princess Mia, what do you think about
that Chloe girl?”
“I heard she bought her title, with money. I can’t believe the academy would let in someone like
that.”
As Mia’s entourage took turns making fun of
Chloe, Mia didn’t participate, but she didn’t stop them either.
“I don’t see what you find so interesting
about her. More importantly, have you heard? Apparently, Prince Sion’s
attendant is a commoner, but very handsome...”
“Ah, Princess Mia. Are you awake?”
When she woke up again, Chloe was at her side.
“Ah, Chloe...”
Chloe quietly closed the book in her hands and
leaned in.
“Is there anything you’d like me to do for
you? Would you like some water? Or something to eat?”
“Thank you for coming to see me, but you
shouldn’t come too close to me or you’ll catch... What’s that?”
Mia couldn’t help but ask when she noticed the
white fabric covering the bottom half of Chloe’s face, obscuring both her nose
and mouth.
“It’s a sort of mask, and it stops colds from
spreading.”
Mia was impressed. The daughters of wealthy
merchants were not to be underestimated. They clearly knew their stuff.
“Anne went to go get some more cold water. Oh,
and I brought some cold medicines that my dad sent me a while ago. I’ll leave
them here. Please make sure you take them later,” said Chloe with a smile.
Mia bit her lip. After a moment, she said in a
soft voice, “I... owe you an apology.”
“Huh?”
She disregarded the blank look Chloe was
giving her and continued.
“That day, I saw your suffering... and I chose
to ignore it. I’m terribly sorry for that.”
“...Um, Princess Mia, was that a dream you had
or something?”
The young merchant girl giggled.
A dream... Maybe it was.
Perhaps it really hadn’t happened. And even if
it had, it was from a time long gone. What difference was there between a
future that never came to pass and a dream? Perhaps they were one and the same.
The guilt, however, was real. She could feel the dull pain of it pressing down
on her heart.
“Princess Mia, ever since you became my
friend, I’ve had so much fun. I really enjoy doing things with you, like when
we made sandwiches together. Moreover, I get to talk to you about the stories I
read. I’ve always dreamed of having a friend like you. So please, there’s nothing
you need to apologize for.”
As she listened, Mia felt the weight on her
heart grow just a tad lighter. Her eyelids drooped again, and she whispered
softly, “Could you... tell me a story...”
“Hm?”
“Something I’d like you to do... If you’ve
read any interesting stories lately... Could you tell me one?”
“All right, then. Let’s see. In that case...”
Feeling the breathy tickle of Chloe’s soft
voice in her ears, Mia drifted off to sleep once more.
“Well. Take care on the road then, Lady
Tiona.”
It was the last day before summer vacation.
Sion was sending Tiona off with a bright smile. She leaned out the window and
smiled back. Only after her carriage began rounding a corner did she sit down
again.
Numerous people had gathered around Sion, all
hoping to bid him farewell. The growing crowd made Mia increasingly anxious,
but she continued to exchange farewells with her own group of girls.
“Princess Mia, my father would love to have a
chance to meet you in person.”
“As would I. May I have the honor of paying my
respects in person to you and His Imperial Majesty during the summer?”
“No, you must come visit us first! Though our
kingdom is small, it’s a wonderful summer resort.”
As she went through the motions of addressing
their requests one by one, she kept sneaking glances at Sion. Once, he looked
back in her direction and their gazes met. His normally-bright eyes suddenly
grew cold. For a second, his expression darkened. Then, he looked away, as
though he’d already lost interest in her.
Mia saw the shift in his expression, but she
had no idea what it meant.
I do wonder why Prince Sion isn’t coming to say
goodbye... Ah, I know. He must feel awkward after turning down my lunchbox. Oh,
he’s so silly. Does he really think I’d hold that against him?
Mia remained completely oblivious to the
sentiments of Sion and Tiona until the fires of revolution began to rage. Not
only that, she didn’t even have a good grasp on what the girls of her own
retinue were thinking. Never did she spare a thought for the feelings of
others. Not even once... until the world as she knew it came to an end. That
was why...
During the last year she spent at Saint-Noel
before strife consumed the land — when the Empire had begun to collapse under
the weight of its own financial problems and violent riots started to spread —
Mia found herself alone on the final day of school.
“How... did it come to this?”
There remained not a single person who
bothered to come say farewell. None of the other Tearmoon nobles were in any
condition to be sending their children to school, and students of other
kingdoms had no desire to associate with the princess of a falling empire.
She was alone now. Truly and undeniably alone.
As she wandered the courtyard, she found Sion.
Surrounded by a crowd of students, he was popular as always. When he saw her,
he fixed her with a cold, harsh look and, in a voice that could cut steel,
said, “I despise you, Princess Mia.”
“Hyaaaaaaaaah!”
Mia screamed as she sprang up from her bed.
She was soaked in sweat.
“Ah... A-Ah... It was... a dream?”
A cup appeared in front of her. She grabbed it
and gulped down its contents. Cool, refreshing water soothed her parched
throat.
“Thank you. I needed that.”
“You’re very welcome. Are you okay, though? I
assume you were having some sort of nightmare, considering how violently you
were tossing and turning.”
A hand touched her forehead. It was nice and
cool. She was about to close her eyes and enjoy how good it felt when the voice
began to fully register in her mind.
W-Wait... Don’t I know this voice...?
Slowly, she craned her neck to the side and
ventured a nervous peek.
“Eeeeek!!”
She started and let out a yelp of surprise
when she saw the person’s face.
“P-Prince... Abel? But, but... What are you
doing here?”
His gaze was gentle, and his voice was soft.
“Right, sorry about that. I know I shouldn’t
be watching a lady sleep, but Miss Anne asked me to keep an eye on you for a
bit.”
Mia had a vision of Anne giving her the thumbs
up.
I know you think you’re helping, Anne, but you’re
helping in all the wrong ways!
She pulled her covers all the way up to her
mouth.
“Thank you very much for coming to see me, but
you shouldn’t stay here. I wouldn’t want you to catch a cold from me.”
“You know, I wouldn’t mind getting sick.”
“Huh? What do you mean.”
“Oh, it’s just, uh, where I’m from, they say
you can get rid of someone’s cold by catching it yourself. If it really works,
then I’d want nothing more than to catch your cold so you’ll get better.” With
a mixture of amusement and embarrassment, he scratched his head and laughed.
“My...”
His youthful charm elicited a giggle from Mia
as well, and the two of them indulged in some friendly banter for a while.
“Speaking of which, it’s almost time for
summer vacation,” said Mia.
“Will you be going back to the Empire?”
“Yes, I will. There are a lot of things I’d
like to do back home. I plan to stay there until school starts up again.”
A long vacation didn’t mean she could just sit
around and dawdle. She had to do as much as she could to save herself from that
looming guillotine.
“What do you plan to do, Prince Abel?”
“I’m going home as well, but I plan to come
back to school a little earlier. I was hoping I’d have a chance to spend some
time with you then, but it looks like I won’t be so lucky this summer.”
H-How is it that he can say things like that with
a perfectly straight face? Oh, my heart...
Mia quickly averted her gaze and willed
herself to calm down. Just as she was about to take a deep breath, she heard a
knock on the door.
“Oh, that reminds me. Prince Sion and Lady
Tiona mentioned that they were going to come by later. That must be them.”
“My, I seem to be quite the celebrity today.”
Of
course, in her head, she was thinking, Ugh, what a
nuisance. As if the cold wasn’t bad enough.
Then, she frowned. There was a strange
dissonance between her words and her emotions. For some reason, she didn’t feel
as annoyed by their visit as she’d thought. She decided to chalk it up to all
the sleep she’d gotten. Even her fever seemed to be receding, as she noticed
her head felt much lighter.
“Excuse us,” said Sion as the door opened.
“Hello, Princess Mia. How are you feeling? Is it a bad cold?”
“I brought you something to help with the fever,”
added Tiona. “My younger brother made it with the herbs he grows. It’s nothing
fancy, so I hope you won’t mind...”
Gradually, a friendly, pleasant atmosphere
filled Mia’s room. It was a kind of ambience that had been thoroughly absent
from her previous life, and she spent the remainder of the day in its gentle
embrace, enjoying the welcoming warmth of companionship.
Short Story: Princess Mia... Finds Friendship Through Mutual
(Mis-?)Understanding
“You’re making this rather difficult, Lord
Radnor. The collection of taxes is vital to the well-being of the Empire. As a
noble, I’m sure you’re well aware of your obligation to pay them...” Ludwig
said to the middle-aged man standing before him.
They were in the manor of the Baron of Radnor,
and judging from the ugly grimace on the man’s face, Lord Radnor was not glad
to see them. Ludwig sighed.
“Here, you see, is the amount you reported to
the Golden Moon Ministry.” He handed the baron a parchment with numbers written
on it. “And here is the amount you actually collected from the people of your
barony. Now, if I could draw your attention to the rather conspicuous
discrepancy between them, which I hope will make clear the purpose of my
visit...”
He stopped himself from adding, “you thieving
bastard,” but he couldn’t withhold a tsk.
Parchment isn’t cheap, you know.
“Certainly, certainly. It’s not that I’m
opposed to paying, you see,” said Lord Radnor, barely managing to maintain a
strained smile as he scanned the parchment, “but I can’t help but wonder what
would happen if Lord Bluemoon were to hear...”
The Baron was referring to one of the Four
Dukes of Tearmoon, Lord Bluemoon, whose faction he belonged to.
“...That a good friend of his was being
harassed so aggressively over the matter of taxes. I trust you understand my
concern?”
Radnor put on a face that was likely meant to
intimidate, but Ludwig simply shrugged.
“Of course. I’m perfectly aware that if Lord
Bluemoon were to learn that a bit of tax evasion might sour his own relations
with Her Highness, it would be rather worrisome... for you,”
he said, regarding the baron through his glasses.
Seeing that Ludwig was completely undaunted by
his threat, Radnor’s expression clouded with unease for the first time. As the
implications of Ludwig’s statement fully dawned on him, he realized the
precariousness of his situation. The duke would have to consider whether Radnor
was worth protecting if it came at the cost of worsening Mia’s impression of
him. Between a baron and the Princess, which way would the scales tip?
Of course, in reality, the Duke of Bluemoon
would undoubtedly lodge a formal complaint if he heard that a mere Golden Moon
official had the nerve to reprimand a noble from his own faction. Even with the
Princess’s backing, Bluemoon would still be a formidable foe. The Four Dukes
had so much power in the Empire that even Mia herself had to tread carefully
around them, never mind a mere government official like him.
That was why it was vital that Ludwig assume
this attitude of supreme confidence. The slightest hint of apprehension would
shatter the facade and allow Radnor to regain his composure. Seeing that the
baron was visibly shaken, he continued his assault.
“I ask merely that the correct amount be paid.
The discrepancy between your original report and your... late payment are of
little concern. Her Highness has no intention of taking issue with such
matters. She has said — and I quote — ‘Anyone can make a mistake.’”
Ludwig was making it clear that so long as the
baron paid up, he’d let the whole thing slide. Rather than submitting a false
return, the incident would be recorded as an accounting error or a
transcription mistake — not intentional tax evasion but an oversight that led
to a payment delay. Ludwig took the carrot of simultaneously avoiding both a
criminal charge and a potential power struggle with the princess and placed it
onto Radnor’s proverbial scale. It tipped immediately.
“W-Well, in that case...” The baron put on a
servile smile and nodded. “I shall have the sum prepared immediately. After
coming all this way, we certainly can’t have you returning empty-handed now,
can we? And if you don’t mind... when you see Her Highness, I’d appreciate it
if you could put a good word in.”
“Very well. Consider it done, then.”
He spared one final, disdainful glance at
Radnor before turning away, feeling the strong desire to let out a deep sigh.
“I swear, it’s as if these people aren’t even
thinking...” Ludwig rubbed at his temples, nursing the mild headache he’d had
since returning to his office at the Golden Moon Ministry. “Why commit such
obvious fraud? You’re just going to get caught! You might as well not do it to
begin with... If only all the nobles were as wise as Her Highness. This would
be so much easier.” He sighed and shook his head. “Well, a man can dream, can’t
he?”
“Hey, are those new wrinkles on your face or
are you just happy to see me?”
Ludwig looked up with a start to find a man
standing in his doorway. He had a rich crop of blond hair with a well-trimmed
beard. His brown eyes radiated intelligence, and he had a disarming smile.
Ludwig grinned back at the nostalgic sight of the man.
“Ah, Balthazar. It’s been a while. When did
you return to the capital?”
“Just arrived this afternoon. I heard you were
looking for me, so I came straight here.”
Balthazar Brandt was an old friend of Ludwig’s
who worked at the Scarlet Moon Ministry. As the third son of a count, he’d been
born into a comfortable life. Regardless, the trappings of luxury had failed to
quench the flame of his talent. Seeking to test the extent of his gifts, he
came to the capital and studied under the most prestigious scholar in the city.
Under this scholar’s tutelage, he not only gained much knowledge but also met
Ludwig. Soon after, he took the Scarlet Moon Ministry’s employment exam, passed
it, and began making a name for himself as a young but fully capable official.
“I didn’t think I’d be able to meet with you
this soon... It looks like fortune has smiled upon me,” said Ludwig as he
breathed a sigh of relief.
He hadn’t requested a meeting with Balthazar
to reminisce about old times. Though he had the backing of the Princess of
Tearmoon, he was nonetheless just a public servant. In his capacity as an
official of the Golden Moon Ministry, he’d been very vocal about abolishing
policies that unnecessarily favored the nobility, and he put a lot of work into
ensuring taxes were collected fairly and equitably. And for nobles like the
Baron of Radnor, whose power and obstinacy gave even his peers pause, he’d gone
as far as to pay personal visits to them. His efforts often put him in conflict
with the factions of the Four Dukes, and he’d earned himself a reputation among
noble circles as a busybody who was a constant thorn in their sides.
That, however, was the extent of his accomplishments.
There was a limit to what he could do from within the Golden Moon Ministry,
which handled taxes and financial matters. The Empire was too large an entity
to be fixed under his power alone. Therefore, he needed friends — comrades who
shared his vision and supported his cause.
The two of them made their way to a familiar
restaurant and sat down in a private room. Immediately, Balthazar asked, “So,
what’s the deal, Ludwig? Did you call me here just to show me your new
wrinkles?”
“Would you quit it with the wrinkles? I
swear... Still, I won’t deny that I’ve been busy. The fatigue is starting to
catch up to me...”
Ludwig fought back a yawn and shrugged.
“I hear you’ve been stepping on a lot of toes
recently. Really cracking down on things, aren’t you?”
Balthazar came from a distinguished line of
central nobility. It wasn’t surprising that his family had heard some rumors.
“The folks back home have been talking about
you, you know...” he continued. “Oh, but don’t get the wrong idea. None of my
people are involved in any fraudulent activity.”
“I know.”
The two smiled at each other. Ludwig’s smile
was wry, whereas Balthazar’s was sardonic.
“Of course, if you do
catch them doing anything shady, then feel free to penalize them as you see
fit. Don’t go easy on them because of me. Rampant tax fraud can bring a country
to its knees. We must always be wary of forces that seek to corrupt the moral
fiber of the Empire.”
Balthazar was a thorough rationalist who would
spare no mercy for even his own family if faced with their wrongdoing. His
absolutism was what Ludwig most admired in him.
“What you say is true, but what concerns me
more than tax fraud, honestly, are the discriminatory views that are so firmly
entrenched in this Empire...”
“Huh. Discriminative views, you say...”
The drinks they ordered arrived. Balthazar
took a sip as he gave Ludwig a look that challenged this claim.
“I’ll grant you that there exists
discrimination toward some minority tribes in remote regions, but is it really
a big enough problem to be worthy of such concern? Things seem fine to me right
now...”
“Would you stop playing dumb already? Look,
the truth is, I actually tried proposing this to the Baron of Radnor already. I
asked him if he’d be willing to open his land to cultivation. His barony isn’t
that big, but it’s flat and it has rivers, making it perfect for growing crops.
I even offered him subsidies. Guess how that went?” Ludwig sighed. “It was like
talking to a brick wall.”
“Yeah, I’m not surprised,” said Balthazar. He
folded his arms and nodded. “I doubt there are a whole lot of nobles who’d
willingly turn their domain into farmland.”
The tendency to look down on farmers and
agriculture, the low rate of self-sufficiency it caused, and the enormous
importation costs that were required to sustain the supply of food... These
were the issues that kept Ludwig up at night.
“Unless we solve this problem, I fear the
Empire has no future.”
The roots of the problem ran deep, and
discrimination toward agriculture in the Empire could be traced all the way
back to when it first came to power. The land that the Tearmoon Empire
currently occupied was a fertile region once known as the Crescent Belt. A seed
sowed there would easily reap ten or even twenty times the reward. The people
in the region sustained themselves through farming. With abundant resources and
plentiful harvests, they lived easy lives and saw little conflict... Until they
were invaded by a foreign tribe of hunter-gatherers. Having repurposed their
hunting techniques for war, they quickly subjugated all the native residents of
the region. Thenceforth, the conquered were mocked by their new masters, who
referred to them as “slaves of the land.” Ridiculed as spineless and inept,
they were given labels such as “those without the courage to hunt” and “those
with no talent but that of tilling the land.”
After gaining access to a steady source of
food and a supply of laborers in the form of their new serfs, the
hunter-gatherers grew richer and richer. At some point, they began to refer to themselves
as nobles. And the man who was once the brave leader of their tribe became the
First Emperor of the Empire. Ever since then, farmers had always occupied a low
spot in the social hierarchy of the Empire. Though the archaic system of
serfdom had long been abolished, discrimination remained alive and well,
stemming from the deeply-rooted notion that farming was for those who lacked
the talent to do anything else.
The result of this was that nowadays, nobles
were unwilling to use their land for agriculture. Of course, they allowed for
the bare minimum of farming to supply themselves with food, but they much
preferred importing and relied on it whenever possible. The last thing they
wanted was to turn their existing territory into new farmland.
This was the ultimate irony of Tearmoon — an
Empire erected upon vast swathes of fertile land that despised its own
blessing. That twisted notion was what Ludwig now stood against. The towering
opponent he intended to do battle with was none other than the very history and
tradition of the Empire itself.
“In our current state, we’re reliant on
neighboring kingdoms for food production. That’s far too risky. If they ever
suffer a famine, those kingdoms will undoubtedly prioritize themselves. Unless
we increase our domestic production and improve our rate of self-sufficiency,
the Empire has no future.”
“What you say is true, but, it is also
extremely difficult,” said Balthazar, grimacing as he considered the
implications.
With the gaze of an angler fishing for a meal,
Ludwig leaned forward.
“The reason I wanted to speak to you is to
inquire about the state of things out there. Those nobles in the Outlands...
How are they doing?”
“Probably exactly as you suspect.”
The areas that were, relatively speaking,
newly absorbed into the Empire were known as the imperial Outlands. The rulers
of those regions were referred to as Outland nobles. Before being incorporated
into the Empire, the practice of agriculture there had been perfectly normal,
and their people were simple farmers who felt no shame in tilling the land.
Once they became a part of Tearmoon, however, they were ridiculed by the
central nobility, who saw them as country bumpkins and called them Outland
nobles. Those who appreciated this treatment were few and far between.
“As time passes, everyone falls into line and
tries to reduce their farmland. The Scarlet Moon Ministry has rules that limit
the amount of farmland that can be repurposed... but rules can be bent, so long as there is money.”
There was a growing desire among Outland
nobles to use their land for purposes other than farming. It wasn’t as strong
as in the central nobility, but the trend was clear.
“The Outcount of Rudolvon is one of those rare
nobles who is determined to maintain his lands for agriculture, but there are
very few like him.”
Even with imports, balancing supply with
demand was always like walking a tightrope, and the rope was getting thinner by
the day. The gradual decline in crop production, while not yet fatal, was
undeniably pernicious. Ludwig couldn’t help but see it as a slow poison that,
drop by drop, was being fed into the mouth of an unsuspecting Empire.
“On that note, what about our dear Princess,
who you never stop talking about? Does Her Sagely Highness have a good
understanding of the problems we’re dealing with?”
Ludwig, who until moments before had been
steeping in a quagmire of his own pessimism, perked up at the mention of Mia.
The situation might have seemed hopeless... but it wasn’t. He knew where hope
lay.
“Yesterday, I received a letter from Her
Highness. It was the first one she’d sent since leaving for the academy...” He
broke into a knowing smile. “In it, she mentioned attending her first
meet-and-greet party. Where do you think it was held?”
“Do tell.”
“Perujin Agricultural Country.”
Balthazar drew a breath. There was a hint of
awe in his widened eyes.
“Now that... is
interesting.”
Perujin Agricultural Country bordered Tearmoon
to the southwest. With farmers comprising eighty percent of its population,
though it was fairly large in size, its military and economic power paled in
comparison to the Empire. As a result, in the eyes of Tearmoon, it was regarded
as a minor country barely worthy of consideration. Mentions of Perujin were
frequently accompanied by such remarks as “second-rate,” “a country of serfs,”
and “undeveloped and uncivilized...”
Sadly, the prejudice of these gossipy nobles
blinded them to the truth. A significant portion of the food consumed by their
proud Empire was imported from the country they so disdained. In choosing
derision and ignorance over blatant facts, they effectively proved how gravely
they suffered from this disease of thoughtlessness.
“A country that’s dismissed by nobles but is
actually of great importance to the Empire, huh... If this was a diplomatic
move backed by insight, then the implications are... By god.”
“This is Her Highness we’re talking about, you
know? Chances are it was all calculated. And there’s still more to the letter.
Guess what came next?”
“Listen well, Rania. I’ve said this once and
I’ll say it again. Make absolutely sure there is no discourtesy done to the
guests from the Empire.”
“Yes, I’ll make sure of that, Father.”
The Third Princess of Perujin Agricultural
Country, Rania Tafrif Perugian, gave a rote answer, hiding her reluctance
behind the delicate veil that covered her face.
“Again, I must emphasize the importance of the
Empire for our industries—”
“Do not worry, Father. I will ensure that
everything proceeds smoothly,” said Rania, cutting her father off. She didn’t
need to hear the rest. He’d been saying the same thing for years, ever since
she first attended Saint-Noel.
Not that it matters. It’s not like anyone
worthwhile is going to show up from the Empire, she thought. She didn’t talk back to him,
but she mouthed this argument silently.
She hadn’t always been like this. Since
childhood she’d had a strong sense of responsibility. As a princess of Perujin,
she saw it as her duty to shoulder the future of her country. With that in
mind, she’d enrolled at Saint-Noel Academy.
Every year in the early spring, the academy’s
Perugian students would host a meet-and-greet, to which they’d invite the
Tearmoon students for the purposes of fostering communication and — more
importantly — treating the young nobles to food and crops produced in Perujin.
Those Tearmoon students would all eventually inherit their parents’ titles and
occupy important positions within the Empire. Getting on friendly terms with
them early on would benefit Perujin in the future, which was exactly what the
party was for.
When Rania first began her schooling, she put
her heart and soul into the preparations for this party, truly believing it was
in the best interests of her country. She procured the choicest harvests,
sought advice for suitable recipes, and spent many late nights planning with
her friends, all so that they could provide their Tearmoon guests with the best
experience possible. When the day came, however, reality betrayed her. Only a
handful of students showed up, the families of whom were all lower-ranked
nobles. They all wore the same listless expression that suggested forced
participation, and it was immediately clear that none of them wanted to be
there.
At first, Rania couldn’t comprehend the
jarring disparity in attitude. Why had they received such an apathetic group of
visitors? The answer came from — of all people — her own older sister.
A country of serfs. Second-rate. Tributary.
These were the terms used by Tearmoon nobles
to describe Perujin. She learned that her sister had done the same thing years
before, enduring the same humiliation to humor groups of reluctant Tearmoon
guests. The weary smile her sister wore as she recounted these experiences made
Rania shake with indignation, but all she could do was clench her teeth, make a
tight fist, and swallow her anger.
Because she knew the truth: for the weak, the
only choice was to endure. If relations with Tearmoon soured and war erupted,
Perujin would be crushed like an ant. Ever since that day, she’d lost all
passion.
And now, with the annual meet-and-greet fast
approaching, her mood had hit rock bottom. Just thinking about it made her want
to retch. Her reluctance was entirely within reason; nobody looked forward to
having the fruits of their painstaking labor mocked as cheap country food.
“Ugh, I hate this. I
wish the party would just get canceled...”
With that, an idea came to her.
“...It’s all a farce anyway. Might as well
have some fun.”
She decided to play a prank. She went to the
platters of food that were being prepared for the party... and secretly added
in some preserved food that had gone stale long since.
With agriculture being its primary industry,
Perujin invested heavily in researching techniques to preserve grains, allowing
them to keep for much longer. Though flavor did suffer, it was a small
difference that only the most discerning tongues noticed. Considering the fact
that Tearmoon had sent nothing but second-tier nobles, there was no way they
could ever tell the difference. Rania smiled as she imagined watching the
clueless dolts gleefully eating a bunch of stale food. It’d be small comfort,
but at least she’d get a kick out of it. Alas, in what was perhaps karmic
punishment for her spiteful heart, her mischief ultimately came back to haunt
her.
“Princess Rania, please accept my sincerest
gratitude for inviting us to such a wonderful party filled with so many
splendid exhibits.”
When the guests arrived on the day of the
party, Rania’s jaw hit the floor.
Wh-Wh-Wha— Why?! How?!
“I am Mia Luna Tearmoon, Princess of the
Tearmoon Empire. It is my pleasure to make your acquaintance.”
Leading the group of students was none other
than the VIP of VIPs, dear daughter of the reigning Emperor, Princess Mia
herself!
Okay, deep breaths! Deeeeep breaths! Calm down,
Rania, she
thought, trying not to panic.
“The pleasure is all mine, Your Highness. I am
Rania Tafrif Perujin, Third Princess of Perujin Agricultural Country. Thank you
very much for coming to our party. Please make yourselves at home and enjoy
these delicious Perujin treats,” she said, bowing deeply. When she looked up,
however, her breath caught in her throat.
Princess Mia, with her deep blue eyes and
crystalline gaze, was looking her straight in the face.
“Hyaa— Ah, um, Y-Your Highness...?”
“Eh? Oh, I’m sorry. Don’t mind me.”
Mia’s placid tone failed to calm Rania’s
fluttering heart.
It... It was like she saw straight through me...
Then Rania remembered. Mia Luna Tearmoon had
another title; there were those who referred to her as the Great Sage of the
Empire.
Did she see straight through my prank too...?
N-No, that can’t be. She can’t possibly know. There are plenty of snacks and
sweets, and it’s totally possible she won’t get around to eating that one. I
should be fine,
she thought as she ran her gaze across the variety of platters that covered the
tables. There were so many — almost as many as the butterflies fluttering
nervously in her stomach.
“Oh, I’m sorry. Don’t mind me.”
After spending a long second staring at
Rania’s face, Mia shook her head. The girl had a healthy tan, and there was a
charming beauty to her features. Her dark hair had soaked in the color of the
night sky, and her eyes glowed with the deep green of a lush summer forest.
Ah, right. I do remember her features being
something like this. Now that I’ve gotten a good look though, I won’t forget
again! she
thought, feeling a sense of satisfaction after fully taking in the details of
the girl’s face.
Her thoughts wandered to a memory from the
previous timeline. It was the year the Empire was struck by a terrible famine.
At the time, Ludwig had been working round the clock trying to procure enough
food for the empire.
“Your Highness... if I may be so bold as to
speak frankly about my frustrations...” said past-Ludwig. A vein throbbed in
his temple and his cheek twitched.
“A-Actually, you may not...” Mia stammered.
Ludwig’s expression gave her the shivers.
“We were going to speak to the princess of a
country whose help we are in dire need of, correct? And the princess attended
the academy at the same time you did, correct? So how, then, is it possible
that you don’t remember what she looks like?”
“I just said ‘you may
not’!”
Ludwig paid no attention to this feeble
protest and continued.
“The reason nobles send their sons and
daughters to Saint-Noel Academy is to build relations and facilitate diplomacy.
I trust you are aware of this very basic fact?”
“O-Of course I am... I do, um, feel sorry for
what happened...”
What had happened was entirely the result of
Mia’s own blunder. After a series of difficult talks, Ludwig had finally
managed to convince Perujin Agricultural Country to sell them food. They’d
gotten as far as sitting down at the discussion table, but when the Perujin
princess arrived, Mia went and said something that sent everything crashing
down into fiery disaster. She looked at the princess and asked... “My, who
might you be?”
Ludwig regarded Mia, who in a rare moment of
honest remorse looked truly crestfallen. He sighed.
“Well, then again, they were probably waiting
for us to slip up so they could use it as an excuse to turn us down, anyway.”
Mia looked at him, her eyes wide with
surprise.
“Really?”
“I imagine so. The Empire isn’t the only place
suffering from famine. Harvests were bad in all the surrounding kingdoms as
well. Food is in short supply everywhere. I doubt anyone has enough to export.
Even though they’d agreed to talk, it’s likely that they were looking for an
excuse to turn us away the whole time.”
In an equally rare moment of sympathy, Ludwig
had spared her some words of comfort. Immediately following that, though...
“With that said, it is nevertheless
inexcusable to be forgetting the faces of foreign royalty and powerful nobles,
especially when you’ve doubtless seen them many times before. You’d better take
a good, hard look at yourself and reflect on your mistakes, Your Highness.”
“I-I am already. You don’t have to keep
telling me...”
In the end, Mia spent the rest of the day
choking back tears as she was forced to endure the relentless lecturing of a
very unhappy Ludwig. Ever since that day, Mia had been making an honest effort
to figure out which people were important contacts and trying her hardest to
remember their faces.
...Which was good, of course, but not really
anything to go bragging about.
“It is my honest wish that this wonderful
gathering will bring the people of Tearmoon and Perujin closer. Now, let the
party begin!”
At Rania’s prompting, the party did, indeed,
begin. It was neither a buffet-style party nor a classic tea party, but
something in between. The food laid on the tables was mostly snacks and fruits.
The drinks consisted of various kinds of black and herbal tea. The whole of the
party effused the calm elegance of an afternoon break. As Mia scanned the
available delicacies, she felt her eyes being pulled toward the cakes, and then
the tarts, and then the...
What a selection. Agricultural Country indeed.
They sure earn their name.
Mia was honestly impressed, and the sons and
daughters of marquesses and counts who accompanied her voiced their glee at the
great variety of foods as well. For the girls especially, their prejudices
melted in the face of such appetizing sweets. Nothing fought discrimination
like a good pastry. Granted, the fact that Mia personally rushed to begin the
tasting tour was an indispensable factor in their acceptance.
Just to be clear, that was not
Mia’s intention. The only thing going through her head at the time was the urge
to stuff her face. An obvious fact, perhaps, but still worth mentioning.
After making the rounds of the tables, Mia
found her gaze drawn to one particular plate off to the side.
“My? Those cookies look...”
There was nothing exceptional about the
cookies. Amidst a sea of colorful fruits and dazzling pastries, the only thing
that stuck out about them was, in fact, their sheer plainness.
“Ah, wait, that’s—”
For some reason, Rania was dashing toward her
with a look of panic. She wasn’t sure why, but she could find out later. For
now, the cookies were more important. She picked one up and popped it into her
mouth.
Ahh, I know this... This is it. This is the
taste.
Within the powdery crumbliness was a sweetness
that slowly spread across her tongue. The cheap sugary taste immediately
brought back her long, dreary days in the dungeon. In a sea of gray, depressing
memories, this was one of the few bright spots.
Just once, Anne had brought her these cookies.
Before the revolution began, the Empire had already been experiencing a food
shortage, and even the meals for the royal family could not escape austerity.
For weeks at a time, there was often nothing sweet for Mia to eat. After she
was imprisoned in the dungeon, the quality of her food only worsened. Just when
she’d nearly forgotten there was any enjoyment to be had in eating, Anne came
to her with these cookies. When she’d tasted their sweetness... The bliss was
beyond words.
A flood of emotions came rushing back as she
relived this moment, and she teared up.
“This taste... How long it’s been...”
“I-I’m terribly sorry, Your Highness!”
She turned to find Rania staring at her with a
look of sheer terror.
“Uhh... For what?”
She wasn’t sure what had happened, but judging
from how the color had completely drained from the girl’s face, she figured it
was something serious. Just in case, she brought Rania, and some cookies — one
does not, after all, eat only a single cookie — to a quiet part of the party
hall where they’d have some privacy. Whatever was wrong, she could hopefully
smooth things out herself. If word got out and her retinue made a big fuss,
they might ruin relations with Perujin entirely. The last thing she wanted was
to go back and have Ludwig give her an earful like last time.
In her desire to avoid getting scolded, she’d
actually done something pretty tactful.
“About those cookies, um... You see, the truth
is that... they were actually made three years ago...”
“Th-Three years ago?!”
Mia stared at the girl in disbelief. In
response, Rania’s face turned even paler.
“U-Um, it’s— I didn’t, but— I mean... I’m
sorry, it was just a silly prank...”
The Perujin princess was visibly shaking as
she apologized, but it failed to move Mia. In fact, Mia wasn’t paying any attention
at all. She was still stunned from learning the truth of the cookies.
They were made three years ago, and they’re still
edible?! Not just edible, but still delicious?!
Mia had seen famine — and felt it. The world
without food was a hellscape she’d experienced firsthand. The rancid taste of
stiff rye bread was something she wouldn’t soon forget. In Tearmoon, where
agricultural techniques were severely underdeveloped, methods of food
preservation were almost unheard of. It was nearly impossible to keep crops
edible for long, never mind maintain their quality.
Mia held up the cookies, regarding them with
awe. The fact that they even existed was incredible. She knew their
significance. For a moment, they almost looked like golden coins. Then,
everything suddenly clicked into place and she understood why Rania had brought
these cookies here.
I see now! This is a demonstration of Perujin
technology! She’s showing me how good they are at preserving food!
The Tearmoon Empire was effectively Perujin’s
customer. The food used for this party was not simply meant to be enjoyed. They
were samples of products that were for sale.
...Or something. I remember Ludwig saying
something to that effect. Probably.
He’d lectured her for so long that she’d
ignored most of what he’d said. Regardless...
In that case... Hmhm. This Princess Rania person
really knows what she’s doing!
Mia gulped as she eyed the golden treasures
she held in her hand. In a soft voice, she mused, “I see... So this is Perujin
food preservation... Absolutely incredible.”
Rania’s eyes snapped open at Mia’s words. She
stared at the Tearmoon princess, barely able to process what she heard. She’d
thought for sure she was in for a vicious scolding... but what she was hearing
was praise.
A Princess of Tearmoon... is praising Perujin
technology? How? Why?
In the world as she knew it, people from the
Empire had nothing but ridicule and contempt for them. All the hard work and
expertise that went into the crops they grew and stored would never be
acknowledged. She’d given up hope. But now...
This person... Could it be? Is Princess Mia
someone who will recognize the value of our technology and treat us as equals?
“Princess Rania, I wish to discuss something
with you. May I have a moment of your time?”
“A-Ah, yes, of course!”
After speaking, the two princesses shared a
firm handshake, and thus a miraculous partnership was born through profound and
mutual misunderstanding. As for where this peculiar project will take them...
Well, only time will tell.
“Perujin food preservation, huh... By
establishing a collaborative research project, we gain insight into their
technology while they gain access to funding. But didn’t you say the Empire was
suffering from a bad case of empty coffer syndrome?”
“I’d set aside some of our budget to assist
with cultivating new farmland. Most of that hasn’t been touched yet, so I was
thinking I’d use it to fund this project. Seems like a better use of both money
and time than trying to talk sense into those thick noble skulls.”
“Hmm... Food preservation lets you get your
foot in the door, after which you can expand to more generalized agricultural
techniques. Then, with tangible examples of the benefits these technologies
bring about, you can start to reshape the mindset nobles have toward
agriculture. After that, it’ll be far easier to convince them to clear more
land for farming... Hah. Brilliant. I see you’ve really thought this through.”
“As a matter of fact, I sometimes find myself
wishing we would have a famine. It’d save me a lot of
effort convincing them, at least.”
“Whoa, okay, slow down there,” Balthazar said
with his hands up. “I think you might be cutting off your nose to spite your
face a bit with that wish.”
Ludwig laughed.
“Point taken. I’m joking, of course... But
what do you think? After hearing all this, how does the future of the Empire
look to you? It doesn’t exactly fill one with optimism, but if you ask me...
There’s no need to be overly pessimistic either.”
“Hmm. If what you say is true, then I do agree
that this princess is one intriguing person...”
Balthazar held up his mug of ale.
“To the wise princess who appeared, like
magic, before my good friend.”
Ludwig did not mirror the gesture. Instead, he
peered through his spectacles and, in a solemn voice, said, “To Her Sagely
Majesty, the future Empress of Tearmoon.”
For a long moment, Balthazar only stared in
stunned silence.
“...Are you serious?”
“It’s all for the sake of restoring the
Empire. To that end, I intend to enlist your help as well,” Ludwig said,
looking straight into Balthazar’s eyes.
For a while, Balthazar held his friend’s gaze.
Then he looked up at the ceiling, ran his hand through his hair, and let out a
short laugh.
“The first Empress in the history of Tearmoon,
huh. We’re going to have to pull strings until our arms fall off.”
Meanwhile, Mia was completely oblivious to the
powerful undercurrents that were swirling beneath her. While she would
eventually go on to learn of their plans and suffer a minor meltdown as a
result, that is a story best saved for later.
Mia’s Diary
The Seventeenth Day of the Fifth Month
I had ambermoon tomato stew and cake today.
The ambermoon tomato was yucky. But the cake was yummy.
The Tenth Day of the Sixth Month
I had bread with roasted moonbow pheasant. It
was pretty good. But not bringing me any dessert was unforgivable.
The Twenty-Fifth Day of the Sixth Month
I had stellar salmon à la meunière with jelly
for dessert. I knew the fish would be yucky. But the jelly was yummy.
The Fourth Day of the Seventh Month
This is my first entry since being
reincarnated. Starting today, I’ve decided to begin writing in this diary
again.
Speaking of which, I just read through some of
the older entries, and past-me only ever wrote about food. What a silly little girl
past-me was. Good thing I’m smart and mature now, so I’m going to be writing
serious entries only going forward!
The first thing that happened after my
reincarnation was that I had some ambermoon tomato stew. Now, let me tell you.
I couldn’t believe how good it tasted. The way the tomatoes melted in my mouth
and how there was just the right amount of bitterness mixed into the
savoriness... Wait, I’m writing about food again.
Phew, that was close. All right, let’s start
this over. Allow me to describe what has happened to me up until today.
That day, the last thing I remembered was
losing my life to the guillotine, and when I woke up, I found myself in my bed.
Not only that, but I had reverted to how I’d looked as a child. Even someone as
calm and collected as me couldn’t help but feel a little bewildered by this
turn of events, but I soon figured out what was going on. Basically, being the
wise person that I am, God in all His Greatness saw fit to make me the chosen
one. I know this to be true. I have been given a monumental mission. To put it
simply, it is my duty to save the Empire.
So I, the Chosen Savior, rose to the
challenge. In order to save countless citizens and soldiers who were depending
on me, I started to think.
To aid me in my mission, my most loyal
subject, Anne, was sent to me. Like a winged envoy of the heavens, she flew
through the air and appeared before me. I was a little annoyed when she ruined
my cake, but I forgave her immediately. In the previous timeline, she was
really good to me until the very end. I am extremely happy to have been granted
the chance to repay her loyalty like this, and I feel much safer with her by my
side.
I made her my personal maid-in-waiting right
away.
Then, I holed up in the library and looked
things up. After all, I might be wise, but that doesn’t mean I know everything
there is to know, right? Besides, admitting there are things you don’t know is a sign of wisdom. I read a lot of complicated
reference books. They’re those big, thick things scholars read, you know? Of
course, for someone like me, it was easy-peasy. Not even worth bragging about.
With the knowledge I gained from those books,
along with a tiny bit of what I’d heard from Ludwig before... Just so we’re
clear, it was really just the tiniest little bit, okay? Anyway, I analyzed all
that information to figure out what was wrong with the Empire. And I did it all
by myself. Because I am really smart.
And now, today! That’s right, today was a
special day! It was the best of days.
In order to find someone to help me do the
work that needs to be done, I went to the Golden Moon Ministry. When I got
there, that stupid four— I mean, Ludwig was about to get kicked to the
countryside. So I swooped in, told them all off, and saved the day. And then
guess what he did? Ludwig, that stupid four-eyes who annoys me to no end,
actually came over and praised me!
When he heard the conclusions I’d drawn from
my analysis, his eyes went, like, really wide, and he stared at me. Then, he
got on his knees and said all sorts of good things about me.
That was amazing. It felt so good that for a
moment I thought that might actually be why I got
reincarnated in the first place, just so I could go there and experience that
moment.
Then he said he wanted to swear loyalty to me,
so, of course, I let him.
He says really rude things sometimes, but in
the previous timeline, he worked really hard for the Empire. Out of respect for
his dedication back then, I let him off the hook. Even though he’s annoying and
rude and I sometimes can’t stand him. I forgive him because I’m very merciful.
At this rate, for someone as smart as me,
saving the Empire from ruin should be a total cinch.
Also, I’m on a roll right now. Look at all
this fine writing I’ve done. Maybe I’m a natural? I should think about writing
some more literature.
Afterword
To new readers, greetings. To old readers,
welcome back. I am Nozomu Mochitsuki.
This story — Tearmoon Empire
— was serialized on two self-publishing sites. On the first site, though it
didn’t make much of a splash, there were a handful of readers who stayed with
it for a long time and continued to offer their steadfast support. On the
second site, readers continued to leave passionate comments and support the
story, which eventually led to its publication. Thank you very much. I am glad
that this book has found its way into your hands.
Now, it seems that the second volume will be
published as well. Rather than have the author drone on and on about it, let’s
have the main character, Princess Mia, tell us her thoughts instead.
Here we go!
Mia: “Greetings. I am Mia Luna Tearmoon,
Princess of the Tearmoon Empire!”
Mochitsuki: “Good afternoon, Princess Mia. Is
your cold better now?”
Mia: “Yes, I am in perfect health now. Thank
you for your concern. I remember that stupid four— Ludwig telling me a long
time ago that I can’t catch colds, but what now, huh? Looks like he was wrong!
Hah! I’ll have him know that I’m more delicate than he thinks.”
Mochitsuki: “...I see. Well, that’s great!
Now, would you like to tell us your thoughts about the second volume?”
Mia: “Of course. In the second volume, being
the wise person that I am, I’ll have a big part to play. Summer vacation
begins, and I head back to the Empire. Then, I march into the lair of evil that
my archnemesis, Tiona, calls home...”
Mochitsuki: “Uh, lair of evil might be a
little... Also, aren’t you forgetting the incident in the forest?”
Mia: “The incident in the forest? Whatever do
you mean?”
Mochitsuki: “Remember the whole thing with
that cursed box? And how you met that familiar person again...”
Mia: “Cursed box? Person... Ugh, my head...
And my hand is... shaking? My stomach hurts a little too... H-How odd. What in
the moons happened?”
And so, may you look forward to the adventures
of Mia the Delicate and Chicken-Hearted as she has an upsetting experience in a
forest, visits Tiona at home, and gets swept up by the flames of a simmering
revolution. There will be plenty of exciting events to keep the princess busy!
I hope to see you there.
That done, I’d like to offer a few words of
thanks.
To the illustrator, Gilse, thank you for the
wonderful illustrations. You have my gratitude for bringing Mia to life in such
an adorable way through your drawings.
To the editor, F, thank you for looking into this
work and getting in touch with me. You have been a great help throughout this
process.
To my family, thank you for your unending
support.
And to the readers who chose this book, thank
you very much. It is my sincere wish that you have been entertained by Mia’s
shenanigans. Let us meet again.
Bonus Short Story: Princess Mia... Sows the Seeds
(Literally)
“Mr. Ludwig, you have a delivery from Her
Highness.”
“Ah, thank you.”
Ludwig glanced at the package from Mia and
frowned.
This month, too?
Ever since Mia had gone to Saint-Noel Academy,
she’d been sending back large sums of money on a monthly basis. So far, it
totalled almost half of what she’d received as living expenses. There were
never any instructions included with the money she sent, so Ludwig took it to
mean that she trusted him to put it to good use. He appreciated it; it was
never a bad thing to have some extra cash. While it came from taxing the people
and therefore wasn’t making the Empire any richer, it wasn’t tied up by the
budget and he could use it however he wished. From providing relief for
impoverished areas to bolstering the treasury of the hospital built in Mia’s
name, there was no shortage of places that needed money.
“Never does a day go by when I’m not deeply
grateful for Princess Mia’s care and consideration... but are we sure this is
okay?”
He couldn’t help but wonder. Sure, so long as
she was in Saint-Noel, she would never lack for basic necessities. Meals were
prepared by the dormitory, so unless she wished to head to town and dine out,
there was no need for food money. She already had a room to live in, and
teaching materials were all provided by the academy. In terms of simple
day-to-day living, there was absolutely no need to spend money in Saint-Noel.
However, Mia was a princess, and there was the
issue of image. How she was viewed directly affected the reputation of the
Empire. If her lifestyle were to be seen as shabby or unseemly, it would be a
disgrace for all of Tearmoon. Therefore, it was necessary for her to host the occasional
tea party and invite the princesses from the other kingdoms. She also needed to
actively participate in evening balls. The cost of attending events like these
might as well be considered foreign diplomacy expenses, and therefore was
required spending. It shouldn’t normally be possible to save this much money...
“But, I mean, this is Princess Mia we’re
talking about. I’m sure she’s done the calculations and has it all planned out
somehow...”
Meanwhile, in a profound betrayal of Ludwig’s
expectations, Mia was busy saving like a true miser.
“I can’t afford to waste any money!”
Without asking, her father — the Emperor —
kept sending her tons of money, so she kept diverting considerable portions of
it to Ludwig. As for the small amount she held onto, she tried her hardest to
avoid spending any of that as well. Oftentimes, in a display of frugality
entirely unbefitting her status, her mind would be occupied by thoughts such as
I wonder if I can survive all next month on the money from
this month?
Day after day, Mia wracked her brains trying
to figure out ways to save money without damaging the Empire’s reputation,
perpetually walking that fine line between frugality and humiliation. It was a
feat impossible for mere commoners like Anne. Only true masters like the Great
Sage of the Empire had the skill and wisdom to find that delicate balance.
The latest event to trouble Mia was the very
thing Ludwig had himself considered: a tea party between princesses. For
parties like these, it was obviously expected that the host would foot the
whole bill. From purchasing expensive teas to preparing tantalizing snacks, all
the expenses were the host’s responsibility. Guests, of course, had to bring
small gifts as well, but those were cheap enough that she didn’t mind doing
that while attending the soirees of others. In fact, she eagerly accepted invitations
to parties and was perfectly happy to bring a present with her. She couldn’t
soley go to other people’s parties, though. At some point, she had to host an
elaborate tea party of her own to display the wealth and power of the Empire to
her peers. And therein lay the problem...
“What should I do...”
That day, Mia was rolling around in bed and
idly scanning the notes Anne had left for her. She flipped onto her stomach,
kicking at the bed and scowling at the note.
“I honestly have no idea what I should do
about this...”
Scribbled across the paper were the costs
involved in the tea party she’d attended the other day, with Anne’s help,
they’d calculated and written them down. During the party, she’d gone around
asking things like, “This tea is wonderful. What kind of leaves did you use?”
and “These sweets are delicious. I’d like to have my father send me some later.
Where did you order them from?” to inconspicuously extract information. When
she tallied all the costs up...
“This is almost three-quarters of my monthly
allowance... Isn’t this a little too much to be spending on reputation alone?”
Being the princess of a very wealthy empire, a
tea party that chewed through three-quarters of her monthly allowance in one go
was nothing to sneeze at. That kind of spending was definitely excessive. She’d
been surprised to learn that such parties were not uncommon in the academy.
Slowly, it dawned on her that tea parties in Saint-Noel were not mere
entertainment... They were battlefields where the pride and prestige of various
kingdoms clashed. Hidden behind the delicate smiles of princesses and the
daughters of nobles were egos honed to a razor-sharp point, which they wielded
with deadly skill in an invisible melee of power, wealth, and fame. What would
happen if Mia were to join the fray?
All that money I worked so hard to save is going
to disappear in the blink of an eye!
The most dire casualty would undoubtedly be
her wallet. For example, suppose Mia used a whole month’s worth of her
allowance to host a tea party. In that case, one of her princess guests who was
too competitive for her own good would probably try to outdo her and host
another one that cost two months’ allowance. After that, in order to maintain
the Empire’s image, Mia would have to up the ante even more.
There’d be no end to it.
Spurred on by the unchecked egos of
princesses, there would be rampant inflation of expenditures. Ultimately, it
would be the same as an arms race, except instead of the number of warhorses or
experienced soldiers, it would be the quality of utensils and cost of tea
leaves and sweets.
“I need to uphold the Empire’s reputation
while distancing myself from such pointless competition. Hmm... This will
require some sort of paradigm shift, but how...” she muttered to herself, still
in bed.
Just then, Anne appeared at the door.
“Excuse me, milady. A messenger from Miss
Rafina has arrived with an invitation to her tea party.”
“From Miss Rafina, you say...” answered Mia
glancing listlessly in Anne’s direction.
Tea with Rafina was not something Mia was
looking forward to, but all things considered, it was also not an invitation
she could easily refuse.
“So be it. Into enemy territory I go, then.
I’ll consider it reconnaissance,” she said, figuring she might as well make use
of the opportunity. She’d been thinking about tea parties, after all, and the
offer tickled her curiosity. With her mind made up, she lazily wiggled out of
her clothes and changed into a dress. The fact that she’d been in her pajamas
until noon was a secret known only to Anne.
“Welcome, Princess Mia. By the way, do you
mind if I just called you Mia?”
“Oh, not at all. Call me whatever you want!”
said Mia with a slightly overenthusiastic smile.
The tea party took place in a garden on the
outskirts of the school grounds. Commonly referred to as the Secret Garden, it
was said to be accessible only to those who were invited by Rafina. Ever since
she first attended Saint-Noel in the previous timeline, Mia had wanted to come
take a look, but this was the first time she had ever set foot inside. As soon
as she entered, a floral aroma filled her nose.
What a wonderful place. Even the Whitemoon Palace
back home doesn’t have a garden like this, she thought, enchanted by the sweet smell
that surrounded her.
Pinkish-red flowers filled her view. Known as
“princess roses,” they were a rare breed that had a strong, elegant fragrance
and were notoriously difficult to grow.
“What do you think? Do you like them?”
Sitting at a table in the center of the garden
was Rafina, her smile every bit as lovely as the flowers around her. Mia turned
toward her and curtsied.
“I’m terribly honored to have been invited to
this tea party, Rafina,” said Mia, smiling back. As she looked around, however,
the smile froze on her face. “Um... Where might the other guests be?”
“You’re my only guest today, Mia.”
“...Huh?”
Her lips quivered a little, and she felt cold
sweat begin to drip down her back. Trying very hard to maintain her smile, she
asked, “I-I’m the only one?”
“Yes. We just became friends the other day,
didn’t we? I’ve been meaning to sit down with you ever since. Now that you’re
here today, we can have a good talk and really get to know one another.”
Rafina continued to smile, striking absolute
terror into the core of Mia’s chicken-hearted soul.
After Mia had settled nervously into her seat,
a maid appeared with their tea.
“Is Miss Anne not with you today?”
“O-Oh, um, no, because I thought there would
be other people here.”
In general, she didn’t bring Anne to tea
parties. The one time she’d done so, the noble girl who’d hosted the party had
spent the whole afternoon staring at Anne in a way that constantly reminded her
that she didn’t belong. Rafina’s expression turned solemn, and she gave an
understanding nod.
“I see. I apologize for not making that clear
earlier. It’s certainly true that no one appreciates having someone they trust
being treated with hostility.” Then she smiled again and continued, her voice
growing melodious with excitement. “But this means I have you all to myself,
Mia. Oh, there’s so much to talk about. This is going to be so much fun.”
M-M-Moons have mercy! Alone? With her? I might as well serve her my head on a silver platter!
She swallowed in an attempt to contain her
panic. As she forced herself to keep faking a smile, her gaze fell on the table
before her where a teacup rested.
Hm, this cup... was made in Belluga. And it
wasn’t cheap, either.
There was a glimmer in her eye. She’d
remembered her mission. It was reconnaissance time. Next, she turned her attention
toward the tea in the cup, only to pause at its color.
It’s... pink?
“I do hope it will suit your tastes...” said
Rafina, gesturing for her to give it a try.
She brought the cup to her lips and took a
sip. A pleasant warmth filled the inside of her mouth and rose up through her
nose, bringing with it a pleasing aroma that mixed the freshness of herbs with
the sweetness of flowers.
“My... This is delicious.”
Before she knew it, the words had slipped from
her mouth. Her honest compliment made Rafina beam.
“That’s wonderful to hear.”
“It has such an unusual fragrance. What kind
of tea leaves did you use to make this?”
Upon hearing her question, Rafina’s lips
curled into a knowing grin.
“It’s an original herbal tea made from a blend
of herbs and flowers. In fact, you might find one of the aromas in the blend
rather familiar...” she said as she looked around.
As Mia followed her line of sight around the
garden, it suddenly occurred to her.
“The smell of flowers... Was it... the ones in
this garden?”
“Correct. You’re very good with smells, Mia.”
Rafina giggled before gently cradling one of the flowers in her hands. “These
little darlings are mine, actually. I’ve been tending to them myself.”
“My, is that so? I didn’t know gardening was a
hobby of yours, Miss Rafina.”
“It most certainly is. Not just flowers,
either. I’m growing all sorts of herbs and even some fruits. Whenever I host a
tea party, I bring them for my guests.”
“I see, you tend them personally...”
Just then, Mia had a flash of divine
inspiration.
Th-That’s it! If Miss Rafina has an interest in
gardening, then I just have to show an interest too!
The act of treating guests to teas infused
with flowers that one had grown oneself could arguably be seen as forcing one’s
interests on others. In Rafina’s case, it was fine because her products were of
high enough quality to be considered a treat for her guests. It was entirely
possible, however, for someone else to serve tea infused with herbs of
questionable quality or produce a cake made with malformed fruits. In those
cases, it would hardly be a treat for the guests. If that someone else was her,
however...
Though it would be a display of supreme
arrogance, it would not damage the reputation of Tearmoon. If anything, it
would be an attitude befitting the princess of a powerful empire.
They’ll probably call me egotistical, but at
least they won’t call me stingy. What a brilliant idea, if I do say so myself!
“The fruits, I can preserve with sugar and use
in cakes. I sometimes squeeze the juice out instead and serve the dry meaty
portion with tea. All in all, I just enjoy growing and taking care of plants.”
“What a wonderful hobby you have,” said Mia,
nodding along with a smile that showed a little too much tooth to be entirely
sincere.
The next day, Mia started looking into herbs
right away. Fortunately, Saint-Noel was home to the largest collection of
knowledge on the continent. There was an abundance of books about botany, and
she found the ones she needed immediately. With this information at her fingertips,
she flipped a book open and delved into its pages. She learned about herbs and
flowers used in teas as well as fruits used in cakes, but that was not all.
From edible grasses to tasty fungi, the books were filled with all sorts of
valuable information.
“There’s so much to this, and it’s all so
fascinating...” she mused some time later.
When she’d been on the run from the
revolutionary army, hunger had been a constant source of suffering. Being able
to forage for food in the forest would have been a godsend.
“I thought about trying to catch fish or hunt
hares, but I figured it was all too hard. It never occured to me to consider
wild grasses, though...”
The face of the head chef in the capital city
appeared in her mind.
“Perhaps I’ll pay him a visit when I go back
for the summer... He was very good at cooking ambermoon tomatoes, so maybe
he’ll know how to make wild grasses taste good as well.”
As she kept reading, she happened upon a piece
of information that impressed her even more.
“Indefinite propagation of sickle moon
radishes?! If something like this was possible, then wouldn’t it solve all
famine for good? I definitely need to look into this!”
“Hm... It should be somewhere around here...”
Three days later, under orders from Mia, Anne
made her way into town. The island on which the academy stood was home to all
sorts of people and businesses, but everything revolved around Saint-Noel.
Stores and stalls existed primarily to serve the needs of students, with only a
small subset for academy staff and the store owners themselves. The academy was
at the center of every local industry, making the whole island effectively a
college town. The island was, therefore, devoid of the kind of people who might
be referred to as farmers. Vegetables and fruits were all ferried in from the
outside, so there was no need for any local agriculture. However, gardening was
a surprisingly popular hobby amongst nobles. The academy even had a gardening
club, and there was never any shortage of noble girls eager to profess their
love for flowers. With demand came supply, so naturally, the island was home to
many stores that sold gardening supplies. They happened to be concentrated in
the western district of the town, which was where Anne was headed now.
“I guess Mia decided to take up gardening as a
hobby,” she mused as she remembered the way Mia excitedly recounted the events
of her tea party with Rafina the other day.
It was such a wonderful garden. She said she’d
love to have you over as well, so let’s go together next time!
“She had such a wide smile on her face.” Anne
giggled quietly to herself. “Miss Rafina must have rubbed off on her.”
As the Great Sage of the Empire, Mia was wise
beyond her years. The insight and intelligence she displayed rivalled — no, far
surpassed — that of most adults. The thought of Mia, wisdom incarnate as she
was, acting like any other girl her age and being influenced by a big sister
she looked up to brought a fond smile to Anne’s face.
“Hm, let’s see. These are princess roses, and
these are herbs I think. Also... hm?”
She cocked a brow as she regarded the note Mia
had handed her.
“Huh... I’m pretty sure this is that thing mom
grows at home. I remember eating this...”
The kind of gardening that Anne imagined
nobles would partake in involved beautiful flowers, fragrant herbs, and an
overall air of elegance. She envisioned a refined hobby that was more art than
activity. Mia’s list, meanwhile, was quite grounded. It consisted mostly of
vegetables. And not just any vegetables; these were hardcore produce — the kind
that farmers grew en masse. They were so grounded she could almost smell the
soil on them. Demand for such things was so low that Anne wasn’t sure if she’d
even be able to find them in the store.
“And what’s this? A single sickle moon radish?
And what’s this ceramic-looking thing? Seems like some sort of plate...”
For a moment, scenes of her mother chopping
the leafy end of the radish off and soaking it in water resurfaced in her mind.
She remembered how her mother used to wait for the leaves to grow back and use
them for cooking. It was a little life hack they’d learned from Anne’s
grandmother.
“Haha, as if. The Great Sage of the Empire
wouldn’t resort to granny wisdom.”
Little did she know that her hunch was dead
on.
“There’s probably something she needs these
for... Something wise and very important...”
Not in her wildest dreams would she have
thought that the Great Princess Mia had found a solution to the Empire’s mortal
woes using exactly that — granny wisdom.
“Milady, the things you ordered have arrived.”
“Thank you, Anne. Let’s go then.”
All the students in Saint-Noel who took part
in gardening had small gardens reserved for their use. They were in a pleasant
corner of the courtyard that received a generous amount of sunshine.
Dressed in dirt-resistant gardening wear that
consisted of a short-sleeved blouse and shorts, Mia eagerly made her way
outside. Anne had already laid the equipment she’d ordered out in a row. There
was a shovel, a watering pot, pruning shears — all of which were brand new — as
well as a variety of seeds.
“I’m sorry, but I couldn’t find any vegetable
seeds in town, and it’s pretty expensive to import them.”
“I see. I figured as much,” said Mia with a
nod.
Being able to grow vegetables on her own would
have allowed her to use them during not only tea parties but lunch parties as
well, so the news was a tad disappointing. She wasn’t too frustrated, though.
Even she hadn’t expected it to be easy to grow vegetables. Her true objective
was...
“By the way, Anne, did you manage to find a
sickle moon radish?”
“Ah, yes, I got that pretty easily, but...
Mmhmhm,” Anne said, giggling.
Mia gave her a puzzled look.
“What is it? Is there something funny about
sickle moon radishes?”
“Oh, no. It’s just that my grandma used to
chop the side with the leaves off. You know how you’d normally just eat it?
She’d put that part in water instead, and the leaves would start growing,” Anne
said, sharing the knowledge of her grandmother. “I remembered how I’d laugh and
call it ‘granny wisdom.’ I’m sorry, I don’t mean to compare it to what you’re
going to do, but it just reminded me...”
“I-Is that so...” she said, her cheeks
twitching from her forced smile.
The fact that her great Empire-saving
discovery was actually widely known among commoners came as a terrible shock,
and her mind was reeling.
“So, what are you going to do with this
radish, anyway?”
“Huh? U-Uh, well, hm... That’s a very good
question. As a matter of fact... Oh, right! I’m going to steep it in honey!”
she declared, recalling the passage in the book that came right after the part
about indefinite propagation.
“In honey? Does that taste good?”
“I don’t know if it tastes good, but radishes
soaked in moon honey collected by moonbees are apparently a remedy for colds,
so I figured I’d try making some...”
Honey-soaked radishes were arguably also a
product of that pool of knowledge commonly referred to as granny wisdom, but
anyway...
“Milady...” For a long second, Anne stared
straight into Mia’s eyes. Then her expression changed into one of admiration.
“I knew it! You’re just full of knowledge!”
Judging by the honest awe brimming from Anne’s
eyes, her grandmother wasn’t quite the fountain of wisdom that she appeared to
be. With her face successfully saved, Mia turned back to her garden.
“Now, I need to have these seeds planted...
Anne, would you happen to know how?”
“Hm, I believe you’re supposed to make a hole
in the soil with your finger like this, and...”
Anne crouched down and began poking holes in
the soil, dropping some seeds into each one. Mia got down beside her and thrust
her finger into the soil as well. For the average noble girl, this would have
been an unthinkable act, but Mia the dungeon veteran hardly batted an eye. The
sensation of the soil giving way under her finger was strangely pleasant, and
she found it rather addictive.
“This is kind of fun, actually. I remember how
grandfather used to spend all day poking around in his garden, and I’d wonder
what was so great about it...”
Mia’s grandfather, the previous Emperor,
through some strange coincidence, shared the same hobby as Rafina: princess
roses. Just to be clear, pruning flowers and growing them from scratch were not
the same activity. The previous Emperor’s hobby was the proper sort that befit
the aristocratic image, trimming and clipping errant branches and petals to
maintain the aesthetics of his garden. It was definitely not what Mia was doing
right now: digging through soil with her hands like a kid in a sandbox. Mia,
however, was oblivious to this difference and, feeling an intimate connection
with her grandfather, decided that her delight was something that simply ran in
the blood. After a thoroughly enjoyable experience of seed planting, she
realized something and frowned.
“By the way, Anne, where are the princess roses?
If I’m not mistaken, the seeds we’ve been planting are all herbs.”
“Ah, right. As a matter of fact, it’s
apparently really hard to grow that flower from seeds, so I brought this...”
Anne walked to the edge of the garden and
brought back a flowerpot that had been sitting there.
“I was told that we should start by trying to
get this to flower.”
A small flowerless seedling was poking out
from the top of the flowerpot. Glossy leaves adorned a thick, green stem that
looked ready to support some new buds.
“If we take good care of it, it’s supposed to
flower in about a year.”
“I see. How should we go about taking care of
it, then?”
“We have to make sure it gets the right amount
of water. Also, it apparently attracts bugs, so we have to watch out for that.”
“That’s it? Why, that sounds like a cinch!”
Watering it every day was a very simple task,
and if bugs came to eat it, she could just move it into her room. That way, the
bugs wouldn’t be able to get to it anymore.
“I’ll bring us some water then.”
Mia watched Anne run off to the water station
before picking up the potted princess rose.
“Hehehe, this is going to solve all my tea
party problems... Easy-peasy.”
Cradling the seedling like it was treasure,
she looked it over, admiring how strong the stem looked, how lustrous the
leaves were, and how the tip of one leaf seemed to be missing...
“My, what’s this...?”
Mia had completely misunderstood the meaning
of Anne’s statement. When she heard it attracts bugs, she’d thought butterflies
would be flocking to it for a sip of its nectar or something. She didn’t know
that oily leaves like these attracted not mature butterflies or moths, but
their young — caterpillars. When she idly flipped one of the leaves over and
came face to face with a plump little crawler curled up in a ball, her whole
body froze. She watched it wriggle, the motion slow and alien and utterly
revolting. Then, without warning, it crawled onto her slender finger and, with
that awful undulating motion, began making its way up her hand.
“Eeeek!”
The soft skin of her arm immediately broke out
into goosebumps.
“Eeeeeek! Ahhhhh! Ah! Ah! S-Someone! A-A-Anne!
Yes! Anne! It’s time for you to show your loyalty! G-G-Get this bug off me!
Eeeeek! It’s coming up! It’s coming up my arm! Anne! Help me! Anne!”
She was on the verge of tears, but no matter
how much she yelled, Anne would not come. Then, an awful realization dawned on
her: Anne just went to get water, and the water station was at the back of the
building! There was no way she’d hear!
“Eeeeeeek! Anne! Anne!”
Unperturbed by the desperate screams of its
host, the caterpillar continued to calmly wriggle up her arm. As Mia watched
its bulbous head inch ever closer, she suddenly felt very light, and the whole
world spun on its axis before fading away.
“I heard there are flowers that eat bugs,”
said Mia all of a sudden. A few days had passed since she’d fainted in the
garden.
“Huh? Really?”
“Yes. Apparently, when bugs come for its
nectar, it just gobbles them up! Like this!” She made a motion with her hands.
“If I plant some of those behind the princess roses, maybe they’ll eat all the
bugs for me?”
“But milady, if it’s bugs you’re worried
about, I can just—”
“No, Anne. That’s an awful task and I refuse
to have you do it!”
“Milady...”
Anne looked at her with gratitude, moved by
the benevolence of her kind master.
I don’t want to make Anne do anything disgusting.
Plus, I can’t have her serving me with hands that touched yucky bugs like
those. Ugh, just the thought is creeping me out... If one of them happened to
be stuck on her clothes, and she brought it in with her, and it ended up on my
bed... Eeeeek!
Her imagination quickly spiralled out of
control and became the stuff of nightmares. Fueled by the terrifying thought of
creepy crawlies invading her private space, she immediately went to the school
library to research carnivorous plants. Once she found the one she wanted, she
went looking for the seeds. They were quite rare, but she successfully obtained
them after spending some money. What followed, however...
“Did you see the flowers Her Highness is
growing?”
“I did! They’re so creepy! Apparently, they
eat any bugs that go near them... Such dreadful things.”
...Was a great deal of infamy. Furthermore,
her honey radish experiment also ended up being surprisingly effective against
the common cold, which caused an explosion of rumors suggesting that she was
actually a witch of some sort. Just when it seemed likely that the Mia
Chronicles were about to end with a burning stake instead of a guillotine, a single
statement from Rafina put an end to the nonsense.
“It’s well-known that the southern kingdoms
are home to carnivorous plants, and sickle moon radish steeped in honey is a
folk remedy that’s been used for generations. As always, the breadth of Princess
Mia’s knowledge never fails to impress me.”
In the end, Mia managed to survive the entire
affair in one piece, save for a slight dent in her reputation; under the shadow
of moonless nights within the bedchambers of gossipy students, there remained
continued whispers of Great Sages and granny wisdom.
Regardless, Mia’s herbalism skill went up by
one point, and that’s what matters! Yay!
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